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Some people wonder were the old lolcows are, and well it’s as distressing as you’d imagine. Thomas Wood is an elderly man in his fifties living in New Hampshire suffering from autism and cerebral palsy who posts bizarre and saddening videos involving, among other things, Nerf guns, taking down ISIS, My Little Pony, potty troubles, and his hatred of Mr. Donald J. Trump. These themes have been reoccurring since he began uploading videos in 2013. Almost all videos posted warn the viewer that there is AUTISM_INSIDE from the title.
Wood is a loud and proud adult baby. The lifestyle provides him the emotional comfort he requires. Wood largely cites emotional immaturity due to childhood neglect rather than sexual fetishism as a catalyst for his behavior. Wood claims to be 100% incompetent due to his disabilities.
As we can see Wood has an autistic fondness for Nerf weaponry and enjoys play-pretending a patriotic vigilante defending his country from terrorism.
Despite his love of “guns” and his disdain towards Islamic terrorism, Wood has posted many videos critical of the Republican Party, Donald Trump, and the alt-right, his disgust with them seemingly rising from their lack of policies towards disability and “white supremacy”.
Above all this provides a very dispiriting portrait of what life is like for a lolcow after time has taken its toll. He’s scary, but sad enough not be a horrorcow, and has insane habits, but is calm enough to not be considered a skitzocow. As the years past he’s physically and mentally slowed down, ultimately a cow coated with rust from years of lack of regular social isolation.
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