Lolcow Thomas Wood - Is this Chris in 30 years?

[UndeadSpergatory]

I went on a lolcow adventure into the depths of depravity and adult diapers, starting with ADF on youtube and working down my way to the most obscure vloggers, and I dug up an interesting specimen: this old dude!

It seems to be another AUTISTIC WARRIOR with a particular obsession with Nerf weaponry (hopefully incapable of owning real guns) and islamophobia. In other videos he also calls the invisible Muslims he's shooting at faggots, kinda like Chris.

Also like Chris, he seems to have "issues" understanding the "proper use" of quotation "marks" and believes that there is a conspiracy against speeshul people to deny their rights, not to mention his peculiar mannerisms and appearance. Hell, given the similarities this guy is probably a good window of Chris in the year 2044, assuming he lives that long.

So now I can sleep at night knowing that when the generic brown-skinned ter'r'sts come spilling over into America Santa Claus will fight them off with a nerf gun!

 

[OtterParty]

Nobody can be Chris like Chris

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

This is Jace now.

 

[bradsternum]

No. This is Chris in 30 years.

 

[Ouija Board]

This is Jace now.

I was going to say that this was more like Jace than Chris, though I don't think that Jace would grow a beard like that lest he looks like one of those DANG, DIRTY MOOSLIMS!

 

[c-no]

This is Jace now.

Wielding a tacticool nerf gun, shooting at imaginary targets such as invading Russian soldiers and generic evil Muslim terrorist. Only thing Jace would be missing as an old man is a tacitcool mobility scooter.

 

[UndeadSpergatory]

Wielding a tacticool nerf gun, shooting at imaginary targets such as invading Russian soldiers and generic evil Muslim terrorist. Only thing Jace would be missing as an old man is a tacitcool mobility scooter.

Going outside to fight terrorist scum is too much for Jace. Besides, in 2044 won't the US Army have developed a convenient, sit-down military controller for combat? All that Call of Duty training will have finally paid off for old Jace!

 

[ELFairy]

OMG! I know this guy in real life! He is definitely kind of a man-child and has a few similarities with Chris. He has provided me with some awkward moments. If anyone would like to know more, just ask.

 

[Pickle Man]

He a furry as well

 

[ELFairy]

He a furry as well

Oh . That is a bit scary. I had no idea he had furry inclinations. He's always going on about his other identities and . He's an adult baby and brony. I can never look at Twilight Sparkle again without feeling dirty.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Lol @ Chris standing up and doing things anymore.

 

[Pickle Man]

Oh . That is a bit scary. I had no idea he had furry inclinations. He's always going on about his other identities and . He's an adult baby and brony. I can never look at Twilight Sparkle again without feeling dirty.

Yea I'd forgot about him until this thread was created. The first time I heard about him was when someone posted his diaper video on /cow/, I think?

 

[Backwards Harvester]

This.... is pathetic. It'd be funny if he pissed the wrong person off. But I'm sure everyone in his neighborhood knows he's Speshul.

 

[KFC]

This.... is pathetic. It'd be funny if he pissed the wrong person off. But I'm sure everyone in his neighborhood knows he's Speshul.

Everyone in the neighborhood is probably also freaked out. I'd be freaked out if some old fart started playing with Nerf guns on his front lawn like some fourth grader.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

Here's some Nerf Reviews he did

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Are you sure this isnt a parallel universe Jace?

 

[Backwards Harvester]

Ditto. Probably good for a few laughs though. And holy shit.... Now that I think about it, I think I saw this guy at a restaurant in my hometown. He was always there when my family and I went there back in 02-05. Saw him there almost every time But There are probably thousands who out there who look like someone of the cast of Duck Dynasty. So, likely, it wasn't him. But my father and sister though the guy was a little strange. Probably wasn't him.

 

[DC 740]

It is a sign by GodBear himself you've found this man. He holds the future.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

This is a bit like Chris. Replace the Nerf gun with his Transformers one and make him shoot imaginary trolls, and there you have it.

Hell, he already did that in one video of his shooting at Adam Stackhouse. I wouldn't be suprised if this happened 30 years from now.

But yeah, he is a bit more like Jace. Still, both comparations are funny.

 

[Backwards Harvester]

Does he put the text down there himeself? He apparently has a degree in electronics or some shit. So maybe. He only makes himself look more retarded when he puts those captions there rather than speaking. Don't get me wrong, I feel sorry for the guy ( somewhat) but posting videos of oneself acting like an infantile moron is a great way to get laughed at and a horrible way to get attention. But hey, if he wants to look like an idiot, that's his choice.