Thorne Melcher / "Horny Thorney" / ExistentialEnso - CTO of a Scam Website, Pretend Journalist, Whiteknight of Rapist Laurelai Bailey, Hates Leftists, Guilt Tripping People After a "Suicide Attempt"

Inquisitor_BadAss

The only person who fell for Nulls April fools
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Horny is going to die. Again.
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People are sick of his suicide threats:
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Ugh! Enough with this cunt. He can rot.

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Let's Rewind the clock a few hours to see the reason of this freak-out. Turns out, despite having prepared for the surgery for 6.5 years, he didn't even electrolyze all his pubic hair.
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And this is on top of what he calls "insurance stuff":
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People think Horny made up his girl friend. I wonder why?
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So this is "Mandy"?
That pic of Mandy looks more like a proof of life for a ransom demand.
 

UtopiaGuy

True & Honest Fan
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And this is on top of what he calls "insurance stuff":
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The irony of him saying he needs help "nadly."

The kind of help this guy needs is not surgical. Not unless that surgery is a lobotomy. Because Twitter, you can never tell if someone is serious about an heroing or if they just want attention/sympathy/money.
 

OttoWest

Quite big tits
True & Honest Fan
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Horny is going to die. Again.
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People are sick of his suicide threats:
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Ugh! Enough with this cunt. He can rot.

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Let's Rewind the clock a few hours to see the reason of this freak-out. Turns out, despite having prepared for the surgery for 6.5 years, he didn't even electrolyze all his pubic hair.
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And this is on top of what he calls "insurance stuff":
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People think Horny made up his girl friend. I wonder why?
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So this is "Mandy"?
His “girlfriend” looks like a thinner Heather.

And also :story:
Imagine sperging out and threatening suicide because your balls are only half shaved.
 

CobraPlissken

The more things change the more they stay the same
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I hope he gets his surgery soon, so he can regret not having had his pubes thoroughly removed, because this is what happens:

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That is, if he makes it to the point his axe wound is healed enough. If he's hysterical (testerical?) like this without even dealing with his own post-surgery painful, swollen, inflamed, bloody, mangled crotch, will he actually live to see it healed?
 

The Final Troondown

Yo Mama Gave Me Informed Consent
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Update on his stink ditch quest:
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Sounds good? You don't know Horny. One day later:
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Indeed, if anything he is further than ever away from the ditch:
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Yup, calm and stable as ever.

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He still doesn't tell us the casual chain between "surgery delay" and "getting fired". But from his attitude in these exchanges you can perhaps see why.

All trannies are anti-Carnegies: they are born to lose friends and alienate people.
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Counting old grudges. If you had Horny as your CTO, is there any way to avoid going bankrupt?
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I don't think anyone needs more reason to NEVER HIRE TRANSSEXUALS.

SERVICE!
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The Horny One tells us a story about how he kept a girl's dress for his own use:
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He claimed someone's else's property as his own and yet it is his mom who has to apologize to him? Another universal thing with troons is that they are NEVER at fault.

He "dissociates":
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Weeb:
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Do you know Karl Marx and Adam Smith weren't that much different? They both, em, wanted to improve the world!
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Thorne urges us to go through "growing pains" to prevent climate change:
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Yet...
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Rat crossover with Luke Lockhart:
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BTW, his latest pictures:
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Shark boy:
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Get your own Emotion Support Shark here.
I can’t wait until he gets the surgery and realises not only has it not fixed his shitty brain but it’s actively making his life worse
He’s like a cross between Luke and Rhys
I wonder if he’ll start dragon chasing ffs or bolt ons as the last thing before his life is perfect ala luke
 

Positron

Ran, Bob Ran!
True & Honest Fan
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And people wonder why there is a surge on female domestic abusers.

Yup he reopens his Twitter, and he continues to grudewank:
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I wish there were a SAW contraption that snips off his junk.

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Turns out that not even Bradley, a fellow borderline with the emotional stability of a rabid racoon, could stand Thorne's "life problems":
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The Manning tweets are predictably well-received:
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Rat crossover:
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Thorney talks about his dad. I'm sure there is a morality tale somewhere:
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Some poor company that doesn't know better took an interest in hiring him:
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Life in general:
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Oh, surgery:
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He is not suicidal; he's just afraid he might kill himself soon.
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He keeps giving himself false hope, as if an ultra-major surgery were a spa-massage session that one can just waltz into a vacant slot:
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Don't ever be an advocate for trannies: everything they touch stinks.

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Says the man who repeatedly claims he would literally die if he keeps his balls.
 

AprilRains

Drowning Pumpkin
True & Honest Fan
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You're going to wind up dead?

Yes, you will. So will I. But you don't see me whining about it.
 

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