Thorne Melcher / "Horny Thorney" / ExistentialEnso - CTO of a Scam Website, Pretend Journalist, Whiteknight of Rapist Laurelai Bailey, Hates Leftists, Guilt Tripping People After a "Suicide Attempt"

[Oh Long Johnson]

You'd think someone with an encyclopedic knowledge of pretty much everything, ever would be able to Oppenheimer up some shaped charges to blow off his genitals and leave behind the blasted shape of a vagina.

Or inhale a noble gas for about 5 minutes.

 

[cowisnow]

Horny Thorny is the type of guy you chain to a radiator and administer daily beatings with a rubber hose.

That will drive the crazy out of his head.

 

[AnOminous]

The Manning tweets are predictably well-received:

Lmao @ this arrogant little dude thinking he can talk shit about Manning, of all other troons. He is apparently completely oblivious of his actual position in the pecking order.

Also isn't just the fact of a complete and utter troon like Manning actually being named MANning hilarious?

 

[Positron]

 

[Trombonista]

That left eyebrow...

 

[Clockwise]

Hornys girlfriend is stronger than him lmao ^

What leftism™ does to a mf ^

 

[AnOminous]

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I will never cease to be amused that it seems the longer you troon out, the more obviously you are a dude.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Is Thorney still "mufos" with Milo?

 

[Positron]

Horny claimed he's watched a girlfriend fell apart and died from an undiagnosed illness:


Surgery. In mid-April he claimed yet another surgeon could pen him in...


... he is almost there...


...OH NO! Fooled again!


There has been a lacuna between 20-26 April.






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When he held his hope high that he'd be getting Jazz Jenning's model of stink ditch soon, he declared that troons have already won:


He continues to live off Amanda. Although, given Amanda has barely 200 followers on Twitter, the "lots of commissions" claim might be optimistic.



And he is prone to impulse spending and have expensive tastes:




Bruce Jenner:



"Christians fetishizing execution devices". That's such a teenage edgelord take. Forever young our Horny one.

 

[CobraPlissken]

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I haven't stumbled upon this level of denial from a DV victim since that woman whose troon husband hit her face with a bloody dilator. There's always this "It was an instinctive reaction! I hurt him first trying to help him! He barely touched me" kind of rationalization.

 

[Trombonista]

I'm now fully convinced Thorne is just another autogynephile and deserves to be denied SRS.

 

[kaien]

I'm now fully convinced Thorne is just another autogynephile and deserves to be denied SRS.

If you take his story at face value, which of course you probably shouldn't, but just for the sake of argument, he has to be giving some WILD vibes to these people if he really is getting ghosted at every turn.

 

[Marvin]

Thorny didn't try to kill himself, that's fucking dumb. He's a smart guy (in some ways). He knows how to kill something.

If he really wanted to be dead, he'd be dead.

 

[AprilRains]

If you take his story at face value, which of course you probably shouldn't, but just for the sake of argument, he has to be giving some WILD vibes to these people if he really is getting ghosted at every turn.

Well, as you say, his story isn't worth much. I think it's likelier that he hears any possibility of a surgical date at any time as an ironclad promise to schedule him for surgery tomorrow.

That said, no question that he's giving off bad vibes to anyone within a hundred feet. He's a psycho abuser who has lost his shit to the point that he can't conceal it any more.

 

[docuseal]

run, Mandy, RUN!!!!

 

[AprilRains]

So Thorne is a human disaster area and therefore Mandy is at fault.

Beware anyone who cannot take responsibility for their own problems.

 

[Positron]

It seems "robotic peritoneal vaginoplasty" is available everywhere and emergency slots are open on a regular basis.


It seems the story this time was that he couldn't book a flight:

TrueMetis is a notorious asspatter of MovieBob.



Mandy:


Suicidality. Mentions Zach Antolek:



"Studies have conclusively established reduce suicidality in people with genital dysphoria." There is no such study; there is no study that specifically mentions "genital dysphoria" either.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Looked and didn't see anything detailing "Mandy".

Pretty sure this is xir

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

So he hit her and now he’s gaslighting her about not being able to save him from himself? Run, Mandy. Fast and far.

 

[AnOminous]

So he hit her and now he’s gaslighting her about not being able to save him from himself? Run, Mandy. Fast and far.

This dude is serious bad news. I wonder how it is possible for someone to be so oblivious as to how much he is advertising himself as an abusive male.