Thorne Melcher / "Horny Thorney" / ExistentialEnso - CTO of a Scam Website, Pretend Journalist, Whiteknight of Rapist Laurelai Bailey, Hates Leftists, Guilt Tripping People After a "Suicide Attempt"

[Positron]

Supposedly surgeons all over America continue to run to Thorne's aid, but he is having cold feet:


He thinks he is being discriminated against by a transphobic urologist:



I think it is the first time I see the name of the surgeon.

Troubles never cease: our dear darling relied on Mandy to keep track of his finances, and the truth exploded at the worst moment!

Such a coincidence. When all stars align, there is always this little snag that prevents his true and honest vagina from materializing. If you are not convinced he's been making shit up for attention, I don't know what to tell you. Of course, the mortgage saga might be a ruse as well.







Even on the verge of suicide, Thorne continues to be a fine piece of work:


His latest nuttery has drawn police attention:


He thinks medical staff, not cops, should conduct welfare checks:


The Affordable Care Act would have prevented SAW VI, and got him the surgery he needs to survive:

 

[AnOminous]

Supposedly surgeons all over America continue to run to Thorne's aid, but he is having cold feet:

Apparently, entire armies of medical professionals are scouring the countryside, wanting to cut this man's cock off, but somehow he is persecuted and unable to go through with it.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

"I have told her and told her what she must do when I demand it, but she's useless" is the most toxically male thought ever uttered in a Tweet. Run, Mandy!

 

[The Final Troondown]

Someone should hook him up with Dr Rumer

 

[AnOminous]

"I have told her and told her what she must do when I demand it, but she's useless" is the most toxically male thought ever uttered in a Tweet. Run, Mandy!

It's like troons are in some kind of contest to act as stereotypically like an abusive male as humanly possible, but they don't even realize they're doing that.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

God Thorne is a mess. Always has been even before she started this "I'm literally dying because surgery" shit.

I really do hope she gets her surgery because I await the day the honey moon with her vagina ends and she realizes nothing is different and she goes nuclear that having a vagina doesnt solve any of her problems.

It's going to be an epic meltdown and that's saying something about someone like her that has one every day in the first place.

 

[Positron]

Yet another last-minute surgery appointment, which went the way of the dozen or so since last December.


This time he blames Uber:


But not all is lost! He'd have another stab next Wednesday earliest!


Thorne claims he's decided to put the surgery bullshit on the backburner for the time being:




He was doping himself to "cope" with the realization that he won't have a true and honest robot-made vagina this birthday:


Everything is about "making vaginas":


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Someone called Jenny (@CodeWitchJen) triggered our dear Thorne by describing the recovery of genital mutilation as "brutal". That shattered Thorne into a billion little pieces:


Kiva, presumably Jenny's boyfriend, attempted to give Thorne a piece of his mind:





The Horny One is ever the victim.





People are not happy with Thorne and Mandy his mouthpiece:




The word "brutal" is going to seal his fate:




Oh here's another tranny that's triggered Thorne:


And of course he didn't forget how Zach and Heather murdered him:


Thorney doesn't quite understand how consent works:


Weeb:

 

[kaien]

I was trying to remember why "persenche" rang a bell, and a quick search reminded me that's the game dev troon who worked on the Harebrained Schemes BattleTech project. Has had various minor crossovers with Jake Alley and most of the rest of this subforum.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Thorney would probably react badly if he started receiving pictures of botched troonoplasties via mail, so nobody do that.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Did thorney DFE?

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Did thorney DFE?

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Doesn't Thorne do that every month?

They have a meltdown over nothing, everyone puts her on ignore or calls her out and she takes her ball and goes home for awhile.

She'll be back.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone called Jenny (@CodeWitchJen) triggered our dear Thorne by describing the recovery of genital mutilation as "brutal". That shattered Thorne into a billion little pieces:

I'm beginning to think this man isn't actually serious about getting the cock chop.

I really do hope she gets her surgery because I await the day the honey moon with her vagina ends and she realizes nothing is different and she goes nuclear that having a vagina doesnt solve any of her problems.

For added fun, they can fuck it up even more than the usual butcheries and we can have another SRS horror thread inhabitant with a surgically made portal to a realm of eldritch horror like the repulsive "am hole."

 

[talk talk talk]

Did thorney DFE?

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Brutal

 

[AprilRains]

Did thorney DFE?

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I don't think so. I see an active Twitter account.

ETA: Apparently it was a temporary flounce.

 

[AnOminous]

ETA: Apparently it was a temporary flounce.

Well maybe the fucking retard shouldn't do that if he cares.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I don't think so. I see an active Twitter account.

ETA: Apparently it was a temporary flounce.

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Sort of like the worst part of being a fake pussy surgeon is effeminate faggots that never know if they want or don't want their scheduled surgery.

 

[Positron]

Sort of like the worst part of being a fake pussy surgeon is effeminate faggots that never know if they want or don't want their scheduled surgery.

Just grab their wallets, cut them up, and ask questions later.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Fucking hell this dude makes Luke look stable.
I love the ptsd-off about which side made the other more suicidal with their mean tweets

 

[Positron]

"It's okay to let kids see all kinds of sexual degeneracy; they saw worse on the internet anyway."
"Why do parents tow their kids away when they see me coming?"


On the ethics of capital punishment:




As of 6 hours ago, he is done with pursuing surgery:


Weeb:

 

[The Final Troondown]

"It's okay to let kids see all kinds of sexual degeneracy; they saw worse on the internet anyway."
"Why do parents tow their kids away when they see me coming?"
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On the ethics of capital punishment:
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As of 6 hours ago, he is done with pursuing surgery:
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Weeb:
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‘Purikura’ is just the Japanese word for photo booth
I hate when people try to make themselves interesting by talking in a completely grandiose and unnatural way

in the words of Nick Cave Thorney; prolix, prolix; there’s nothing a pair of scissors can’t fix