Thorne Melcher / "Horny Thorney" / ExistentialEnso - CTO of a Scam Website, Pretend Journalist, Whiteknight of Rapist Laurelai Bailey, Hates Leftists, Guilt Tripping People After a "Suicide Attempt"

[Positron]

That's why he fits right in with the Rat Kings, which consists of nothing but cute girls.



"No makeup selfie":

Will it kill him to pluck his eyebrows?

He blames his fuckups on his parents:


Thorne is a college dropout, like, you know, Steve Jobs.


And he still owes student debts after all these years. Such financial planning, I wouldn't trust an insurance company who hires him.




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A message to his fans:

What a diva.

Being put on a block list wrecked havoc on his mental health:


You've probably guessed he still hasn't had his life-saving surgery, despite openings allegedly being available more than once per week.






And God, I mean himself, has placed a little extra wrinkle on his surgery plans.

Guess he is safe from 41% for a while.



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Workers go to works to have fun and get paid, not to help their companies make money:






His faves are problematic:

 

[AnOminous]

A message to his fans:

This is why you just block an asshole like this. Why even bother listening to his incessant bitching? He should just go ahead and kill himself with this attitude. Throw him a life preserver made of concrete.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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That's why he fits right in with the Rat Kings, which consists of nothing but cute girls.

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"No makeup selfie":
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Will it kill him to pluck his eyebrows?

He blames his fuckups on his parents:
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Thorne is a college dropout, like, you know, Steve Jobs.
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And he still owes student debts after all these years. Such financial planning, I wouldn't trust an insurance company who hires him.
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A message to his fans:
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What a diva.

Being put on a block list wrecked havoc on his mental health:
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You've probably guessed he still hasn't had his life-saving surgery, despite openings allegedly being available more than once per week.
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And God, I mean himself, has placed a little extra wrinkle on his surgery plans.
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Guess he is safe from 41% for a while.

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Workers go to works to have fun and get paid, not to help their companies make money:
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His faves are problematic:
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Plucking his eyebrows would just further emphasise his massive fivehead

 

[Positron]

Thorne doesn't get horny at the thought of himself.


More clue as to why Thorne keeps getting fired:


BTW he has opened his Substack.

 

[GenderCop]

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That's why he fits right in with the Rat Kings, which consists of nothing but cute girls.

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"No makeup selfie":
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Will it kill him to pluck his eyebrows?

He blames his fuckups on his parents:
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Thorne is a college dropout, like, you know, Steve Jobs.
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And he still owes student debts after all these years. Such financial planning, I wouldn't trust an insurance company who hires him.
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A message to his fans:
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What a diva.

Being put on a block list wrecked havoc on his mental health:
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You've probably guessed he still hasn't had his life-saving surgery, despite openings allegedly being available more than once per week.
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And God, I mean himself, has placed a little extra wrinkle on his surgery plans.
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Guess he is safe from 41% for a while.

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Workers go to works to have fun and get paid, not to help their companies make money:
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His faves are problematic:
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i get jealous of well-educated ppl like horney's dad. and then i see their kids and wonder, how the hell did that happen?

i think this is daddy:
peter melcher (twitter)
peter melcher linked in
thruout the south, McCallie (rich kid school) is considered the shit.
prob a pretty high paying gig, Baylor too, but notice which one he listed first.

dad's twitter has 2 whole tweets, probably saw his son's psycho twitter, flipped out & ran off.
and how embarrassing is that, to have this lunatic son running loose. that's just sad. i'd rather be a regular non-professor than that.

so, horney-boy grew up in affluence, with a professor daddy and trips abroad. horney brags he "owns a small farm"--many ppl would consider that great luck and be happy with it.

but this crybaby can't stop wailing like a kindergartner who needs a nap.

what an awful awful spoiled brat this is. at least Zach's mom ran off with the birthday party clown, but what excuse does this asshole have?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Thorne doesn't get horny at the thought of himself.

Blanchard was publishing before Thorney was born.

And the early 2000s internet didn't give half a shit about trannies, with the one lone exception being meatspin.gif.

 

[Positron]

I can no longer use Twitter's advanced search to pull out all his post for some reason.

Thorne claims he might be getting a new job:




Yup. Surgery is always just available.


The bank is taking back their house (if you believe them, which you shouldn't) but no, life-saving surgery!!!!




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Thorne knows he is a Zen Buddhist...


... a Zen Buddhist who freaks out several times a week:


Indeed his repeated histrionics is a red flag that even the blindest of troons can see, that he has no wish of getting chopped up and is just pretending for attention.


Another thing that everyone can see is that he is manipulating and mentally abusing Mandy:

An "emergency medical situation" that Thorne has survived for at least 6 years without cure. Stockholm's Syndrome is the world's most powerful mind-altering drug.



"Thorne has not been an asshole to me in any context."


As in every argument, Thorne plays the troon card.



"I publicly abused my girlfriend because I'm worried about losing my house!"

You don't have to scroll far to find evidence of Thorne excoriating (gaslighting?) Mandy:


When Mandy did offer reassurance, suddenly reassurance wasn't what Thorne wants. Why is Mandy so useless?


Indeed no one should offer this wanker any emotional support, or interact with him in any way. As you can see in the above screenshot, if what you offer isn't 100% up to the spec of His Royal Highness at that very moment, you cannot be "patient, generous, caring" at all. Instead you are scum and should just shut up:


Mandy again:


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Thorne got into another shit-flinging contest for some unpopular take again:




And again the thankless Mandy had to come to his aid:

If Mandy really wanted to spare Thorne of suffering, she should have password-locked Thorne's computer.

Chick-fil-A


Rowling:

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

JFC Mandy, stop being such a retarded simp.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I can no longer use Twitter's advanced search to pull out all his post for some reason.

Thorne claims he might be getting a new job:
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Yup. Surgery is always just available.
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The bank is taking back their house (if you believe them, which you shouldn't) but no, life-saving surgery!!!!
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Thorne knows he is a Zen Buddhist...
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... a Zen Buddhist who freaks out several times a week:
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Indeed his repeated histrionics is a red flag that even the blindest of troons can see, that he has no wish of getting chopped up and is just pretending for attention.
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Another thing that everyone can see is that he is manipulating and mentally abusing Mandy:
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An "emergency medical situation" that Thorne has survived for at least 6 years without cure. Stockholm's Syndrome is the world's most powerful mind-altering drug.

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"Thorne has not been an asshole to me in any context."
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As in every argument, Thorne plays the troon card.
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"I publicly abused my girlfriend because I'm worried about losing my house!"

You don't have to scroll far to find evidence of Thorne excoriating (gaslighting?) Mandy:
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When Mandy did offer reassurance, suddenly reassurance wasn't what Thorne wants. Why is Mandy so useless?
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Indeed no one should offer this wanker any emotional support, or interact with him in any way. As you can see in the above screenshot, if what you offer isn't 100% up to the spec of His Royal Highness at that very moment, you cannot be "patient, generous, caring" at all. Instead you are scum and should just shut up:
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Mandy again:
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Thorne got into another shit-flinging contest for some unpopular take again:
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And again the thankless Mandy had to come to his aid:
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If Mandy really wanted to spare Thorne of suffering, she should have password-locked Thorne's computer.

Chick-fil-A
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Rowling:
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Why does Mandy talk like a robot

Thorne is x
Thorne said y
Like she’s(?) getting a dollar for every time she can work the name in

I do like the image of Thorney throwing a tard fit in the corner while Mandy mutters vague platitudes and nurses a fifth glass of wine like a 50s housewife with post natal depression

 

[AnOminous]

JFC Mandy, stop being such a retarded simp.

He knows he's a dude, he has no interest in actually chopping off his yarbles and inverting his cock, he just wants attention.

 

[Flexo]

Crosspost from the Bob thread once @Positron pointed me in the right direction.

Throne featured in a recent Memology 101 vid.

 

[Positron]

Surgery. It's finally THERE!


Oops, fooled again!


This time it is because he has a dream job that can't wait:

I wonder what that prospective employer sees in Thorne. I bet it must be his great people skills, or his eagerness to sue his last boss.




So Mandy isn't a solo operation? If her family is involved they should have told her to give up already.

Mandy could, for instance, show these tweets to her family:


Yup, in case you wonder, there has been yet another surgical slot around 19th or the 20th, which fell through either because the clinic canceled or because Mandy's family "dropped the ball".



Even though surgery is once again on the back burner, the e-begging must go on:


Like his chaser MovieBob, Thorne have a strong faith in robots and automation, to the extent that he shames flash-and-blood human surgeons.

You cannot algorithmize surgery, because the unexpected happens and you cannot program every possibility. All surgeons must master traditional, cut-em-wide-open techniques before they even begin training on machine-reliant techniques.





3 weeks of post-op recovery, tops! Anything longer is a waste of his life!




These days he's been popping benzos...


... because he has a lot of "bad brain days":


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Alice, of Wonderland fame, is "trans coded":


"as a Philosophy dropout myself..."


Elon Musk:

 

[AprilRains]

What an entitled, abusive man.

 

[OttoWest]

Indeed no one should offer this wanker any emotional support, or interact with him in any way. As you can see in the above screenshot, if what you offer isn't 100% up to the spec of His Royal Highness at that very moment, you cannot be "patient, generous, caring" at all. Instead you are scum and should just shut up:

I don’t know how you can wade through Thorne’s shit @Positron, but kudos.

There are troons that I can laugh at and a few who make me MATI, but only Thorne makes me think, “Yeah, just let him end up a smear on the pavement.”

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Mandy obviously has a weird abuse fetish. If I had a partner who treated me like Thorne I'd kick him in the dick and lock him the fuck out of my house.

Also the excuses Thorne is coming up with have become beyond absurd. Just admit you don't want to invert your little penis, Thorney. It's truly okay.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Thorne… honey child… Lewis Carroll was… Alice in Wonderland is not something you want to publicly associate your sexual identity with.

 

[AnOminous]

Thorne… honey child… Lewis Carroll was…

Pedo coded?

 

[Positron]

Legalize weed to stop the Cartels!


Thorne was completely sober yet he did the E:





People, slow but not exactly dumb, are picking up his inconsistencies. The duo's ever-taller tales aren't exactly convincing:





For the moment it seems to me the jig is almost up. Thorne's techno-obsession is going to be his doom: however much telemedicine has advanced, you still can't physically examine a patient over the internet, not to mention blood-typing and cross-matching.

The article Thomas Bona cited. I bet Thomas didn't checked the references: for example, in reference 6, all the patients were already in a rural hospital and the case doctors teleconference to a specialist in a teaching hospital. Reference 5 is interesting in that the surgeon really met the patients on the day of operation, and these operations are ultramajor (resection of thoracic tumors), but this is the experience of one surgical practice.






His assertion that sex-change surgery reduces suicidality is as imaginary as his therapists.

Kelly wants GoFundMe to investigate Thorne for fraud. Silly girl.


Thorne is going to sic his lawyer on her.


But for the time being, he is content with playing the "harassment poor old me" card:





"She is not trying to be helpful", Throne loves this phrase.




Penis inversion, especially the kind that Thorne demands, is a very specialized surgery. And people who have such expertise tend to be in a position to demand sane working hours.

There are oceans of Kelly-related content but I'm too tired.



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"The best revenge is living well"


By "living well", he means crying and literally shaking while the ever-useless Mandy sends out SOS on Twitter.

Reminder that Thorne has recently beat up Mandy

 

[Surfin Terf]

OK, I'm just discovering the majesty that is Horny Thorney, but is it known if he's just straight-up lying about the panic attacks or does he actually have them over every little thing? Because he is clearly severely mentally ill, but I'm not sure whether or not he's actually mentally ill in that specific way.

 

[In the Sick of It]

That fact that Thorney has simps is gross and baffling. It's a level of retarded I can't understand. They want so desperately to believe that major surgery isn't planned in advance and this last minute bullshit.