Thread for the Public Planning of Gout-gate scandal 2019 - Hi, phil *waves*

[Raven'sChild]

Since we are being accused of doing it, thought I'd make a thread for it so it's easier for Forum members as well as the police to find any pertinent information.

EDIT ( as per request of @Haunter ):
Patient Zero is believed to have been located

 

[Prince Lotor]

Null: Tells the New Zealand police force, demanding private user data and a halt to the exchange of public information in the wake of a mass shooting, to 'fuck off!'

Phil 'low-T' Burnell: Plans on directing the Renton PD to a gossip web-site if a crime against his property is committed, for pointing out what a retard he is and making him a sad boi by laughing at him.

Yeah, I'm sure that's going to go great for you Phil.

Also Phil: 'It's impossible to dox my girlfriend, I made sure!' *Girlfriend doxed in 15 minutes*

'It's impossible to rob my house, I made sure!' *Average burglary takes between 2 and 10 minutes, and isn't deterred by the average alarm system as they will be long gone by the time police arrive. . .especially if you have a public video showing the specific equipment installed*​

How about: Don't publicly dare people to rob your house on Twitter you dumb, insecure, fat-fuck.

He always fucks up on his day off. If I was Phil I would be worried that everyone will completely forget about him when he goes dark for a few days to spend time with his dying parents while they are still happy and healthy with nothing wrong with them, like he always tells us will happen.

Phil just needs to learn how to chill out dood.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Im in position Sir, behind the garden. Waiting for him to leave the goutmansion."

 

[gaarashatan]

"Im in position Sir, behind the garden. Waiting for him to leave the goutmansion."

"THE PIG HAS LEFT THE PEN, I REPEAT THE PIG HAS LEFT THE PEN!"

 

[PieceofShet]

I justen listen to this part about his security. He said that his neighbours know he will be away on those days. How? Im sure he does not interact with them.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

He should have aimed his lie lower and said he heard Kiwi Farms had plans to go through his trash. People would believe that.

 

[James Smith]

I, Phil Burnell, admit to faking a burglary at my condo in East Renton Highlands, WA to reduce law enforcement focus on my future criminal activities.

 

[Sparkletor]

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

This has potential to be the first quality Phil content in months.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

i'll send the bitcoins once i receive the pillow

 

[Frazzle]

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Gl on breaching that insurmountable fence. Dibs on the giant homemade sauce vat tho.

 

[The Last Stand]

Inb4 something goes "missing" and uses that to garner sympathy, attention or pity?

Burglary fundraiser DOOD.

 

[Sparkletor]

State of the art security system

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Inb4 something goes "missing" and uses that to garner sympathy, attention or pity?

Burglary fundraiser DOOD.

DSP Tries It: Faking a Break and Enter

 

[Doc Cassidy]

None of his cameras or alarms will matter when we cut the power to his house and his neighbors can't do anything if we just kill them first. Sorry but you're fucked.

 

[Sparkletor]

Can I have the bag of licence plates and the custom trash can?

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Hi Phil. I have nothing to contribute to the topic at hand, but I just wanted to thank you for providing many hours of free entertainment by turning your life into a reality show. Looking forward to future seasons.

 

[Murmur]

Oh god damn it I was going to but he caught on. Great. I flew all the way to Washington for nothing. Who the fuck told him?!

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

State of the art security system
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Actually now you have my autism kicked into high gear I’m trying to see if I can’t get a better shot of the alleged alarm panel. Unless it’s a WiFi connected thermostat I don’t see why it’d have an antenna. But after looking at the walkthrough video some the front door does not appear to have an intrusion sensor unless it’s a fancy on built into the jam. Now to get real autistic and check for motion detectors and window intrusion sensors.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I mean you can leave the greenscreen at the curb if you don't mind since you never use it. Sound good?