Three beggars have set up shop outside my workplace - Be mean! It's hilarious!

[CWCissey]

They're clearly not homeless, being fat fucks and only hanging around during dry days, so rather than browsing the Farms and ignoring them, anything I should say?

 

[HG 400]

Give them $5 and be thankful you're not in their situation, you ungrateful piece of shit.

 

[Clop]

"I'll give ten bucks to the winner of a free-for-all street fight!"

Keep raising the price until one of them takes a swing.

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Give them the succ.

 

[CWCissey]

Give them $5 and be thankful you're not in their situation, you ungrateful piece of shit.

I refuse to feed your petrol huffin' habit!

 

[HG 400]

I refuse to feed your petrol huffin' habit!

Why ask for suggestions if you're going to be a max-tier pussy and not even do any of them?

 

[MMX]

Report them for transphobia
It's the only thing UK police bother with responding to

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Make money off them by organising a bum fight.

 

[Slap47]

Just record them. Don't share it here obviously but the reaction from filming strangers is always good.

They beg but not for necessity so they're obviously retarded.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Ignore them

 

[Curt Sibling]

I recommend the "Houseless Scum Removal Device"...

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

Offer them a 4 pack of Special Brew as a prize in a three-way last man standing, no rules MMA bout.

Beaten to the punch

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Do they have Patreon accounts listed?

 

[Frogasm]

depending on where you live, cops might help you move them away from your business.
set up conspicuous security cameras pointing right at them

 

[Terror Rism]

hire them to hold up signs advertising your workplace

smh millennials not weaponizing the homeless. this is why you can't afford houses, the inability to abuse poor people

 

[CrunkLord420]

It's called soliciting/loitering.

 

[The Shadow]

I'd just do the Old West classic: draw a pistol, shoot the ground between their legs and tell them to "Dance! Dance ah say!"

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Pay them with wine to listen to random people on the streets and report back to you until you get something you can use to blackmail a senator or prominent local businessman for sex/money.

 

[Coldgrip]

Call up your droogs and engage in a bit of the old ultra-violence.

 

[Princess Peaches]

Say nibba