[ THURS-08-OCT-2020 ] Ask the king - basically a pre-stream but he's wearing a cowboy hat

tzgnilki

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this complete shit show is happening again

king of hate forum link

there was a total of approx 30 replies in his 3 month old thread, even though he was plugging it lately & asking for questions

let's speculate

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100% VIRGIN M00TY

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Candy is too much for his stomach to handle, probably yet another easy scam tossed into the bin, so I don't bet on seeing Skittles this time. Couldn't he have waited till Halloween for that shit anyway?
 

Red Bistro

technically a diner
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Why the fuck is every event of his either the grand opportunity to ask his grace a question, or fans having to tell him what to play and what to wear? He fucking answers questions all the time. He answers questions attached to bits, he answers questions for free on pre-stream if they raise his ire enough. The Patreon goals he stopped giving a shit about are the opportunity to ask him a question too. Why the fuck does he think people want to hear what he thinks all the fucking time? How could the answers to these questions even change over his month-to-month bullshit existence?
 

actually

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Why the fuck is every event of his either the grand opportunity to ask his grace a question, or fans having to tell him what to play and what to wear? He fucking answers questions all the time. He answers questions attached to bits, he answers questions for free on pre-stream if they raise his ire enough. The Patreon goals he stopped giving a shit about are the opportunity to ask him a question too. Why the fuck does he think people want to hear what he thinks all the fucking time? How could the answers to these questions even change over his month-to-month bullshit existence?
Only social interaction he gets. Further, tards throw money at him to ask the same questions and get the same answers. "Trolls " give him money to lolown him and get ignored.

Also he doesn't have to play any games AND gets to have a much shorter stream that is entirely about him.
 

Wurstbrot

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Hey Phil, here are some additional questions.

1. Do you think of rebranding yourself to be more honest about your real persona, since you're the average gamer guy and not a sellout or an acting persona like those other chills? I always make sour faces when you brand yourself "King", but what about
King of Beggars? King of Swines? You could call your show "Ask the Pig". King of Disgust since you can't shut your bodily fluids like a normal human?

Or think about a change of honest ranks?
Ask the Kong / King of Kong.
Ask the Jester.
Ask the Village Idiot
Ask the Yelling Gin Fuiled Old Man at the Street Corner.
Doesn't this have a ring to it?

2. You once said you're a logical guy, you don't get spooked by ghost games and laugh instead, because ghosts, monsters and demons aren't real.
While it's really impressive to ignore a natural fear that could save your life in a surprising dangerous situation, do you think the child of mad religious parents can achieve the same resistence? What if the mother tried to kill the kids cuz she assumed they're possessed by demons? Don't they grow up with an illogical fear of everything, so they won't even leave the husband if he's a completely unlovable loser?

3. Skittles, Smarties or M&Ms?
Which brand makes you more money?

4. What's the last videogame you liked?

5. And now the last videogame you like because it's good, not because it made the most money.

6. Have game developers lost their way? Games like Street Fighter 4 Turbo aren't get made anymore, nowhere. Instead online lag mechanics make you lose, even when you shot first.

7. Speaking of shooting first, should games be balanced around bad aim, for example let you kill the enemy even tho you completely missed or just hit the legs? Reactionary gameplay should be more rewarded and different styled hitboxes eliminated, right? Leg or head, why the unecessary unrealistic difference, right?

8. Can your neighbors hear your clowning when you go into overdrive (in a not acting fashion which absolutely doesn't appeal to children)?

9. Colored hair. Fashion statement or conspiracy to appeal to an easy audience?

10. Body hygiene. Fashion statement or conspiracy to appeal to basic social interests?

11. As an authentic Italian American, what's the difference between a penne and a rigatoni?

12. You speak any Italian or Polish?

13. Does your heritage of being a culturally mixed individual influence your daily life? Do you have to deal with racism?

14. Top 5 best human races?

15. Could you ever see you go back into labor if they start to give you $200 daily, instead of one amount at the end of the month like the usual working losers? How does they do that anyway? $2500 in one day would directly go to bills and taxes, nothing left, right?

16. What's your excuse of the day for not getting your post nasal drip and herniated disc fixed?

17. What was the surprise vest for the next vest streak goal?

18. Would you put up the camera in your prestreams? Your autistic rocking is hilarious and makes me lose my money - maybe.

19. Do you think your daily insults make the trolls and mouth drooling idiots dislike you even more? Or do you like getting insulted?

20. If you tried to be a real man and swallow your whining for a month, go with the jokes on your behalf, no mentioning of trolls or anything related, won't this improve your streams in a positive way, not just by reducing troll behavior but also by making your stream a more chilling place?

21. Okay, cool answer, now with more honesty because you need the secret trolls to finance your lifestyle.

22. You persevere on a daily basis. Since contributing is not mandatory and not everyone has the money these days (Corona, hey), would you also persevere with YT ads, Twitch subscriptions and Patreon?

23. How do you make more money than with a real job but cry poor every single day except Tuesday which is your day off?

24. Are you aware that you make your own schedules? And that nobody asked your 6 day, 2 times chill streaming fun, that it was you who decided it?

25. Is running away from problems and challenges a valid strategy? At which point do you grow on these problems?

26. What happened to the money you got with a month of delay?
 
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Fapcop

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Why the fuck is every event of his either the grand opportunity to ask his grace a question, or fans having to tell him what to play and what to wear? He fucking answers questions all the time. He answers questions attached to bits, he answers questions for free on pre-stream if they raise his ire enough. The Patreon goals he stopped giving a shit about are the opportunity to ask him a question too. Why the fuck does he think people want to hear what he thinks all the fucking time? How could the answers to these questions even change over his month-to-month bullshit existence?

Autism and a grandiose ego.

Phil thinks that he’s kind of a big deal. A man who people listen to, and are fascinated with. Platitudes become important just because PHIL says them.


On top of that Phil is deeply autistic and needs a schedule for everything. Someone like you and I could see how silly it is to have an “Ask me” segment when every stream is basically an “Ask me” segment.

For Phil however, it’s obvious that there needs to be a specific stream where people can ask him questions. It doesn’t count if questions are asked in the regular stream.
 

SkippyLongbottom

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Why the fuck is every event of his either the grand opportunity to ask his grace a question, or fans having to tell him what to play and what to wear? He fucking answers questions all the time. He answers questions attached to bits, he answers questions for free on pre-stream if they raise his ire enough. The Patreon goals he stopped giving a shit about are the opportunity to ask him a question too. Why the fuck does he think people want to hear what he thinks all the fucking time? How could the answers to these questions even change over his month-to-month bullshit existence?
Difference between these Asks the Fatfuck and regular streams is he has time to sift through questions and look for ones that give him a grand stand to pop him up in importance. While the regular stream ones he gets a lot of bait and curveballs that he stammers his way through answering them, making him look really stupid.

This ATK crap would be nice if he lived an actual exciting, fulfilling and interesting life. I don't know what number were at with ATK but nothing has happened to him between this one and the last one that can warrant any questions other than to repeat ones that suck his dick.

I would rather have an Ask The Wheelchairs over having to hear anymore nonsense that comes from the bullshitters mouth. There is really nothing to entertain out of Phil with this.
 

TheKatIsNowGone

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I'll never get over how pretentious and egotistical it is to call himself the "King of Hate" and to have a "show" called "Ask the King". You're a pauper Phil, a peon, a rube, a peasant. I'd say you're only King in your own mind but we all know the detractors living there rent free have staged a coup and taken your brain by force.
 

Iron Hamster

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I'll never get over how pretentious and egotistical it is to call himself the "King of Hate" and to have a "show" called "Ask the King". You're a pauper Phil, a peon, a rube, a peasant. I'd say you're only King in your own mind but we all know the detractors living there rent free have staged a coup and taken your brain by force.
Stop it. He is now the King of Bankruptcy
 

Murmur

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I guess the biggest insult I could give to this guy is he's such an irrelevant entity that I don't even care about his existence anymore.
Just please somebody ping me when eventually he falls to the floor dead on stream.
That'll at least be entertaining.
Phil is so boring and devoid of any entertainment value that when he does drop dead it will be on his one day off.
 

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What is even more retarded is that he brands himself as "King of Hate" but he doesn't accept hate coming at him, since he turns comments off in his videos and is always blocking and banning people mocking him.
he eats the hate up ooh gotta eat it up gotta slurp the hate

then when he's done, he blocks/bans your used up body.
 
I'll never get over how pretentious and egotistical it is to call himself the "King of Hate" and to have a "show" called "Ask the King". You're a pauper Phil, a peon, a rube, a peasant. I'd say you're only King in your own mind but we all know the detractors living there rent free have staged a coup and taken your brain by force.
I can understand a Q&A segment back when he actually had a sizable fanbase and was first starting out, but now it’s like what’s the point?

The dude is simply boring, he legit only leaves the house for groceries, he hasn’t accumulated any life expectancies since he moved to Washington. It’s like asking a corpse a question. The only real memory he’s made is his wedding trip and all he mentions about that is the actual ceremony and the food he ate on the trip

the dude legit just leads an uninteresting life, which is why every other ask the king question has him referencing events from 10 years ago, you know back when he had a life
 

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