Thursday 6/11 court appearance outcome - wagering odds -

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Morning line odds

 

[Strelok]

Chris will be executed as an enemy of the state, and our lord and savior Jace Connors will declare it a national holiday.

 

[Lipitor]

I want to skew the poll. Last time they did seem to be putting together a plea.

I'm not guaranteeing, promising or speaking authoritatively here, it's just my best guess. he'll get it pushed down to a misdemeanor and some probation. It's the kinda thing that would put some fear into an adult who had a whole life to lose, but to Christian it won't seem like a punishment at all.

 

[Shadow]

My bets are on that a field agent will go, take photos, write out a report, and get sperged on by the forum to the point where they won't bother doing anything like that ever again despite telling the truth.

 

[milkshark]

Always bet on continuance...

 

[BT 075]

It will drag on endlessly, going nowhere. Like Chris' life.

 

[Apocalypso]

ABC News will be there to film everything (assuming that the female reporter from the last hearing was really there).

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

I think the blarms and the irritation of waking up ans going to court might actually have Chris writing the report without the need for a field agent

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

He's a no show and the judge issues a bench warrant.

Actualy, wasn't he supposed to get a psych eval before the next trial?

 

[NumberingYourState]

>Another Continuance
>He Maintains Arrogance
>Does Something Stupid
>Keeps Digging That Hole

 

[Apocalypso]

Actualy, wasn't he supposed to get a psych eval before the next trial?

He most likely forgot or didn't want to bother at all.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

He's got another 2 continuances, minimum, won't even start thinking about anything else happening until Oktober.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Continuance. I'm sure of it.

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

He's a no show and the judge issues a bench warrant.

Good time to clarify, that falls under "field" for wagering purposes.

 

[Nick Drake]

Chris will be recreate for Julie's eyes only for the entire court. If the duck does not fit, you must acquit.

 

[MY 405]

Hard to say, really, we had a Triple Crown winner this week and that took longer than Chris has been alive. I'm going for the Trifecta Wheel with Chris in the center and American Pharaoh getting 20 to Life.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Court will be cancelled because the judge can't find a parking spot.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Chris will be given a hug by the judge, all charges will be cleared, SEGA and Gamestop will be sued on his behalf, and then he will be taken to a trench in the snow where he'll get to force himself on tribbulate with all the pretty girls he wants while his honest and true fans clap to either side and ol' Ludvig Van Britney Spears plays in the background.

 

[GS 281]

The judge will show up and take his seat in front of Chris wearing a blue-armed sonic costume. He will then grab his gavel and play with it casually and ask "find parking, mother fucker?"

 

[Apocalypso]

The whole jury will be asked to wear blue armed jackets to test Chris' tolerance.