Tiberius Rising Tiberius Rising Chapter 16 -

[DeagleDad420]

http://www.booksie.com/war_and_military/novel/parkourdude91/tiberius-rising/chapter/16

Highlights:

• He forgets the name of one of his own characters, (refers to Jenkins as "Timmy") despite the fact that it's one of the three main characters in the entire book and one of maybe 7 named characters total, and despite the fact that such character had an epic death scene last chapter.
• Sperging about hardware takes up about 30% of the entire chapter, this time it's mercifully contained in another textwall so it's kind of easy to skim past.
• In the book Stryker submits his crazy conspiracy theories about Nasheeds being a form of Muslim Mind Control to the US Military and they have scientists prove him as being correct.
• Stryker has the wrist-mounted PDA from Black Ops
  
• We only hear about his justification for blowing up the radio station after he blows it up
• Jace refers to the radio station as a sattelite uplink for literally no reason
• Ramirez points out that the entire plot has gone off the rails and they have literally no plan whatsoever to capture Omar Khadr, nor have they made any progress towards that at all, and Stryker kind of just brushes it off. I suspect this was a repsonse to FlyAwayN0w's criticisms
• The chapter ends with them stealthing through a terrorist weed farm

 

[KatsuKitty]

>PDA

is it 1992 in jaceland

 

[Randall Fragg]

>PDA

is it 1992 in jaceland

Wouldn't he be one then?
Oh goddamn, now I just thought of Tiberius Rising Babies.

 

[A-Stump]

I'm going to call it right now and say at the end (if there ever is an end) he's going to rip off the plot of Modern Warfare (2 I think?) where they set off a nuke when they're in the helicopter.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I'm going to call it right now and say at the end (if there ever is an end) he's going to rip off the plot of Modern Warfare (2 I think?) where they set off a nuke when they're in the helicopter.

That was MW1. And yes, Jace isn't original to do anything but rip off Modern Warfair. Of course, Stryker will survive, because Stryker always wins.

 

[Soew]

welp, it's every thing i've come to expect. a hash farm full of poppies and he doesn't just randomly refer to Jenkins as Timmy he calls him Timmy twice then randomly reverts to Jenkins in the same chapter

 

[MurcDusen]

I think he just wanted to reveal Jenkins' first name, which somewhat makes sense, if Stryker and Ramirez are shocked by the death of someone they liked, that they use his first name and drop the "official MUHREEN attitude" for a moment. And I guess he called him Jenkins at the end again just to make sure people weren't confused who they were actually talking about.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

At least he got the terrorist weed farms right.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

My Chapter 16 is still the best

 

[FlyAwayNow]

God dammit

 

[WachtAmWeb]

I think he just wanted to reveale Jenkins' first name, which somewhat makes sense, if Stryker and Ramirez are shocked by the death of someone they liked, that they use his first name and drop the "official MUHREEN attitude" for a moment. And I guess he called him Jenkins at the end again just to make sure people weren't confused who they were actually talking about.

We don't know for certain whether Jenkins' name is supposed to be "Timmy" - it could be that Jace is actually conflating Jenkins with the person that the book is dedicated to, a one Specialist Timothy Smitts.
Smitts is, of course, not actually a real person. Back in the day on Fuck Yeah Deagles, a couple of trolls told Jace the story of their buddy Smitts, an Iraq War veteran, through lots of thinly-veiled Call of Duty and Generation Kill references. Jace believed them completely and promised to dedicate his book to the fallen warrior; it appears he simply stole Smitts' (fictitious) biography from the trolls' messages and incorporated it into his story, rather than come up with an original character.

also, I like how Jace knows so little about drugs that he confuses Hashish with Opium Poppies.

 

[KingofManga420]

You know what, if a girl wants to do Things Wrong with Tiberius Rising, hit me up. If I'm confusing to him, a rule 63'd version of me will make him confused in the willy as well.

If you ever want a random deepvoiced white dude to do it I'm in. It would be hilarious to see if he noticed a difference at all between your 'Muslim' voice.

 

[Descent]

You know what, if a girl wants to do Things Wrong with Tiberius Rising, hit me up. If I'm confusing to him, a rule 63'd version of me will make him confused in the willy as well.

Only if I get to immitate your voice.

Uhh...his chapter's are getting longer now. That's a compliment, right?

 

[niggers]

the gay chapter was surprisingly prophetic

stryker and ramirez def have something going on there

edit because i spell worse than tyce

 

[Varis]

You know what, if a girl wants to do Things Wrong with Tiberius Rising, hit me up. If I'm confusing to him, a rule 63'd version of me will make him confused in the willy as well.

I'd volunteer in a second if I didn't sound like a little boy with throat cancer.

 

[StallChaser]

Chapter 16: The timeline split. The auther must be exploring multiverse theory or something.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

You know what, if a girl wants to do Things Wrong with Tiberius Rising, hit me up. If I'm confusing to him, a rule 63'd version of me will make him confused in the willy as well.

You ah... hrm... do know he reads this forum right?

NOT A MARINE WOLF CUM MAGAZINE CLIP TRIGGER DISCIPLIN GAY STUFF TOO

 

[Varis]

You ah... hrm... do know he reads this forum right?

NOT A MARINE WOLF CUM MAGAZINE CLIP TRIGGER DISCIPLIN GAY STUFF TOO

Didn't he stop because we were talking behind his back / on a subforum he couldn't see?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Didn't he stop because we were talking behind his back / on a subforum he couldn't see?

YOU PUT IT ON THE KWEEKY FORUM! I AM SPYING ON YOUR COMS BITCH!

I mean its not really a trollingplan that is so I am not going to whistleblow, but if its for a goal as anything other then stupid fun... Well, he probobly knows.

 

[Varis]

I mean its not really a trollingplan that is so I am not going to whistleblow, but if its for a goal as anything other then stupid fun... Well, he probobly knows.

Huh. When did he say that? I know he sent Tyce to spy on us, but he messed that up by getting banned.