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Buy dat hell
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I think I've brought these two up before, but holy shit, this channel is fucking bleak.


Liz is the younger one and Kim is the older one, always left and right. They're a mother-daughter duo, and I can't tell if they obsessively curate their comments or if they're just not really on mainstream ASMR's radar. Kim has never seemed as enthusiastic as Liz, and over the last year or so her teeth and skin have gotten progressively worse, although the enamel damage on both of them has been super obvious over the last couple of months (Liz always has chipmunk cheeks and obviously inflamed salivary glands, Kim seems to not show it as badly). They upload three to four times a week and it's always a huge candy/dessert binge.

It makes me wonder how Hunnibee manages to keep her teeth so freakishly white. All of them must have horrifically sensitive teeth at this point, so I would think whitening would hurt.
Even discounting the gross aspect of binging on pounds of chocolate for a quick buck, this barely even seems like asmr. There's clear jump cuts in the audio, they randomly add loud ass stock music that completely drowns out the other audio, and on top of that they add shock sound effects. This would be annoying as hell to attempt to fall asleep to. Are they even trying?
 

goodgrief

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This ugly mf is genuinely making gun ASMR and youtube doesn't mind. Just don't say the word fuck in a video. No one in the comments thinks this is weird in any way. Gone are the days when ear licking ASMR was strange.

He put his 3 year old niece on his channel. And then made this video...how the fuck isn't this bizarre to everyone😆
 

iSaidShhh

Father John Misty Dawn Pedofucker
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Karuna Satori relapsed and explains in painstaking detail how her status as a Chronic Pain Warrior means that it isn't actually her fault at all. In other news, water remains wet.

She also addresses for (to me, at least) the first time that Gibi's husband Ben is her manager. I really want to know who else is in their stable.
 

The Last Stand

Be very, VERY gay.
True & Honest Fan
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This ugly mf is genuinely making gun ASMR and youtube doesn't mind. Just don't say the word fuck in a video. No one in the comments thinks this is weird in any way. Gone are the days when ear licking ASMR was strange.

He put his 3 year old niece on his channel. And then made this video...how the fuck isn't this bizarre to everyone😆
Of course he's Black.
 
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