We're in the Matrix? Neat. BRB jumping from a rooftop.
TIL Kiwifarms is "gone". We don't exist boys.
Yeah, it's the second one, but let's go with the first. Actually, they didn't try to poison me. They offered me cheesecake, but it had bite-sized Snickers in it. They didn't know, and I didn't think to ask.what I wish it meant: you shot the asshole who tried to poison you
what I think it meant: ...not that