TIL: post things you learned today. -


Billionaire Proctologist
True & Honest Fan
We're in the Matrix? Neat. BRB jumping from a rooftop.
what I wish it meant: you shot the asshole who tried to poison you
what I think it meant: ...not that
Yeah, it's the second one, but let's go with the first. Actually, they didn't try to poison me. They offered me cheesecake, but it had bite-sized Snickers in it. They didn't know, and I didn't think to ask.