TIL: post things you learned today. -

[DrJonesHat]

https://twitter.com/Arlieth/status/1147930569973518336

http://archive.li/DGCwX

TIL Kiwifarms is "gone". We don't exist boys.

We're in the Matrix? Neat. BRB jumping from a rooftop.

what I wish it meant: you shot the asshole who tried to poison you
what I think it meant: ...not that

Yeah, it's the second one, but let's go with the first. Actually, they didn't try to poison me. They offered me cheesecake, but it had bite-sized Snickers in it. They didn't know, and I didn't think to ask.