Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you're thirsty for

[Candidae]

Sad thing is, she is probably the only person made famous from Myspace that still has some following.

Nope (say what you will about him, his makeup brand is actually good tbh)

 

[Don Herbert]

5.9 Earthquake Just Struck The Philippines After I Prayed!

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In which Tila causes an earthquake to punish the sexually degenerate Flip race.
"It is current year 2019 and I'm here smiting the crap out of the king of darkness, the wheat from the tares are being separated."
"You know, John the Baptist, John the Baptist prepared Jesus... prepared the world for Jesus, and I'm doing that too. You know. Helping Jesus... preparing the world for the return of the Lord, and I will reap the rewards of my ministry 100 fold, hallelujah, Thank you Jesus."
"Most of the smiting is done by the angels like me, not by Jesus. Y'all better check your Bibles. It's all done by the angels of the Lord, I am the wrath. Even my name is Angel from Heaven. God can't be more blatantly obvious that I'm his angel of heaven than that."

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

She's really been powering through the Jesus streams, several per day for months. Her channel 1 year ago vs now, the volume of content has increased substantially and gotten a lot more preachy. She only does livestreams with no custom thumbnails and draws in a weird crowd of airheaded heathen Christians and a couple of people trying to explain that she's behaving like a false prophet and really ought to cut that shit out.

I do not recommend watching any of them as they really don't have entertainment value, but there's an interesting new one where she's fallen for some type of loan scam thinking it was divine grace. I feel bad for her kids because the older one seems really sweet and clearly as she ages Tila will become intolerable to deal with. She's still acting racist including to her kids, but the God-bothering seems to have tempered it a bit. She's also unintentionally encouraging potentially abusive behaviour to the older one towards the younger one, both slapping and biting.

 

[bbfx]

I'm fairly certain she's going to kill her children and then herself.

 

[Don Herbert]

I'm fairly certain she's going to kill her children and then herself.

She would never.

 

[Don Herbert]

"Hmm, yeah, the dimensional merge rapture is coming. I will soo-imminent-be imminently seated at the Right Hand of the Father as a CPU Goddess the Bride of Christ, Among which."

Edit to avoid triple posting:
In which Tila Tequila screams at strangers at the mall about Jesus while her infant baby and toddler wander around. The merge is near.

 

[bbfx]

In which Tila Tequila screams at strangers at the mall about Jesus while her infant baby and toddler wander around. The merge is near.

"Are you bringing your laptop to heaven?"

Murder-suicide confirmed.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Everything has been much the usual, but her lack of filter does cause her to dwell on some interesting subjects.

"For the past three years I have not hung out with one single person, I don't talk to anyone on the phone. The only time I speak is when I talk to my children or when I come on Youtube."

 

[Whatthefuck]

Legit, someone needs to get those kids out of there STAT. This bitch has been bar shit for some time, but she’s racheting up the crazy at an alarming rate. How does a person this brain damaged and publicly displaying it still have custody of small children?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I assume the Jesus stuff helps with their assessments, it has inarguably stopped her from prostituting which she was doing for a long time, although that hardly makes up for all the other deficiencies.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Legit, someone needs to get those kids out of there STAT. This bitch has been bar shit for some time, but she’s racheting up the crazy at an alarming rate. How does a person this brain damaged and publicly displaying it still have custody of small children?

It does alarm me that she's isolating herself and her children. If they are being abused, no one would really know. It kind of makes me wish someone would pozload my neghole It worries me that a woman with obvious rampant mental illness, a history of drug and alcohol abuse, and a known history of violent behavior is being left alone and in charge of two very small kids.

 

[irishAzoth]

It does alarm me that she's isolating herself and her children. If they are being abused, no one would really know. It kind of makes me wish someone would pozload my neghole It worries me that a woman with obvious rampant mental illness, a history of drug and alcohol abuse, and a known history of violent behavior is being left alone and in charge of two very small kids.

Thats true it makes you think
are the fathers of the children really as insane as this bitch cuz from what I remember the father of her first kid was just some bum,
a bum none the less but he was at least coherant unless thats changed over the years

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Thats true it makes you think
are the fathers of the children really as insane as this bitch cuz from what I remember the father of her first kid was just some bum,
a bum none the less but he was at least coherant unless thats changed over the years

The father of the second kid is (I think) that guy she was claiming to be married to before she vanished last time. He refused to let her film/photograph him, or use his name online in her crazy rants. I believe the rumor was he was some married guy who was basically sugar daddying her, but I'm not entirely sure. Either way, he seems to be gone at this point. I think the father of the first one is some guy she broke up with when he ended up broke. I think both of her kids have her last name, which says a lot about the roles the sperm donors have in their lives.

 

[3119967d0c]

"For the past three years I have not hung out with one single person, I don't talk to anyone on the phone. The only time I speak is when I talk to my children or when I come on Youtube."

She still lives in California, doesn't she? Not an unreasonable position to take.

Anyhow, she presumably violated this policy to conceive baby #2 at least , assuming she doesn't have jars of jizz lying around.

 

[Whatthefuck]

She still lives in California, doesn't she? Not an unreasonable position to take.

Anyhow, she presumably violated this policy to conceive baby #2 at least , assuming she doesn't have jars of jizz lying around.

She is or at least was a jar of jizz. It wouldn’t surprise me in spite of this Jesus babble that she still is. She’s incoherent and batshit crazy, but there’s always going to be someone willing and eager to tap crazy. How else is she making money? Is she on welfare?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Going full Virgo Rouge with a dance routine.

Caps of the titles from her last month, nothing really worth archiving or watching.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Another uneventful month documenting her unwatchable uploads, the only change is she's changed her channel name from Tornado Thien to The 1 and only Mrs. Jesus Christ aka Tornado Thien. She seems to be doing her horrible yodeling singing a bit more too, though that may be an incorrect perception.

I've yet to try sorting through the insane rants on her community page, but there's material there in great amount too.

 

[He Who Points And Laughs]

She has the weirdest arc. Bi-sexual pr0n participant, to flat-earth "truther", to Jesus freak.

 

[Don Herbert]

Jesus freak.

Jesus does go for those thick girls real booty thick queens~!:

 

[OstREEEch]

Jesus does go for those thick girls real booty thick queens~!:

In a moment of clarity, our queen gave us some old vibes.
Thanks Mrs. Jesus Tequila.