Angrypaperplateman
kiwifarms.net
I decided this thread was appropriate to make as Chris has just recently begged for money, which got me thinking, has Chris ever worked for a dollar in his fucking life?
Kind of?
I mean, a 16 year old high school dropout has a better work history then Chris, but Chris at least HAS a work history, believe it or not.
Keep in mind I'm only listing jobs hes earned money for, (Or has attempted to earn money for) not his volumeter work listed on his resume, his resume is bullshit anyway.
Wendy's 2001
Chris was 19 when he started working at wendy's, though he acted more like he was 15. Chris was only working here for a good 40 days, reports say he was extremely unsanitary, getting his uniform dirty from time to time and attempting to wash it in the kitchen sink.
It's also said Chris dicked around far more then he should have, dozing off and taking breaks when he should have been cleaning or doing something. He had a bad relationship with the other employees and often got into verbal disagreements over minor things.
He was fired for giving a very scary Donald duck impression to a small child, which is very innapropriate coming from a stranger, especially am employee of a restuarant, especially. if nobody asked him to do it, the child cried and the customers complained, Chris was eventually laid off.
Cutco 2003
Chris got this job soon after he realized he needed a girlfriend, he got it as a way to socialize with other people. Chris seemed to behave himself as he worked here for a good 4 months. Not much is known about this period of Chris's life. Chris was laid off in September through no fault of his own, Cutco is known for scamming customers with their overpriced knives that can be found for 50 dollars less elsewhere, Chris lost this job after his boss left town, so its likely his boss skipped town due to the illegitimacy of the business.
A fucking prostitute
When most people desperately need money, they get a job at McDonald's or a job spinning signs pointing at some shitty cash for gold scam place, but Chris being Chris, decided to become a prostitute.
Chris made an account at escorts.com, with a profile picture that made Chris look like a fucking child rapist. There isn't much to say here, this gig of Chris's didn't last long, as nobody requested his services, not surprising as women generally don't like bent smegma covered cocks attatched to man children who smell like chili.
Etsy 2015
Surprisingly, this has been his most successful money endeavour. Weens for some reason buy Chris's overpriced shit, I'll never understand it myself but if people want to keep supporting a leech who only gives crayola model magic abortions to the world then so be it.
A prostitute again
Chris posted this horrifying image under the alias "Stephanie Bustcakes" on fucking youtube, offering 50 dollars for a hug and 100 dollars for sex, first of all using YouTube to solicit sex is retarded, second of all Chris seemed to think nobody would recognize him and that some woman would want to get even 20 feet near him.
If you think Chris's job history is small, that's because it is.
Kind of?
I mean, a 16 year old high school dropout has a better work history then Chris, but Chris at least HAS a work history, believe it or not.
Keep in mind I'm only listing jobs hes earned money for, (Or has attempted to earn money for) not his volumeter work listed on his resume, his resume is bullshit anyway.
Wendy's 2001
Chris was 19 when he started working at wendy's, though he acted more like he was 15. Chris was only working here for a good 40 days, reports say he was extremely unsanitary, getting his uniform dirty from time to time and attempting to wash it in the kitchen sink.
It's also said Chris dicked around far more then he should have, dozing off and taking breaks when he should have been cleaning or doing something. He had a bad relationship with the other employees and often got into verbal disagreements over minor things.
He was fired for giving a very scary Donald duck impression to a small child, which is very innapropriate coming from a stranger, especially am employee of a restuarant, especially. if nobody asked him to do it, the child cried and the customers complained, Chris was eventually laid off.
Cutco 2003
Chris got this job soon after he realized he needed a girlfriend, he got it as a way to socialize with other people. Chris seemed to behave himself as he worked here for a good 4 months. Not much is known about this period of Chris's life. Chris was laid off in September through no fault of his own, Cutco is known for scamming customers with their overpriced knives that can be found for 50 dollars less elsewhere, Chris lost this job after his boss left town, so its likely his boss skipped town due to the illegitimacy of the business.
A fucking prostitute
When most people desperately need money, they get a job at McDonald's or a job spinning signs pointing at some shitty cash for gold scam place, but Chris being Chris, decided to become a prostitute.
Chris made an account at escorts.com, with a profile picture that made Chris look like a fucking child rapist. There isn't much to say here, this gig of Chris's didn't last long, as nobody requested his services, not surprising as women generally don't like bent smegma covered cocks attatched to man children who smell like chili.
Etsy 2015
Surprisingly, this has been his most successful money endeavour. Weens for some reason buy Chris's overpriced shit, I'll never understand it myself but if people want to keep supporting a leech who only gives crayola model magic abortions to the world then so be it.
A prostitute again
Chris posted this horrifying image under the alias "Stephanie Bustcakes" on fucking youtube, offering 50 dollars for a hug and 100 dollars for sex, first of all using YouTube to solicit sex is retarded, second of all Chris seemed to think nobody would recognize him and that some woman would want to get even 20 feet near him.
If you think Chris's job history is small, that's because it is.
