Times Phil Has Made You Laugh - Stopped Clocks Theory In Full Effect

[Pargon]

Inspired by this post.

Talk about the moments DSP brought humor into your life, intentionally or otherwise.

Probably "otherwise", though.

I can't get enough of Phil's dawning moments of having fucked up. His realization that the game was still going on while he was reading shout-outs at the end of Dead Space 2 was a thing of beauty. Seen below, timestamp 2:30:30.

Nice job, fuckstick. If you had a boss he'd have broken both feet off in your ass.

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

The WUT HAPPENED WUT HAPPENED in NFS Payback, I think SJC uses that clip all the time with the "That eye movement though" caption. But what followed was even more hilarious. OH NO I WON!

In case it fucks up the timestamp is 3:17:18

 

[karz]

naturally.

 

[Anon Dimwit]

In the seldom chance Phil makes a self-deprecating comment, I think once or twice he's made me go heh. It's just that he's such a narcissistic, greedy, scammy, pseudo-intellectual asshole that I don't sympathize with the gouty uncle of let's play. I keep wondering if one day Phil will just "break character" and say it was all a joke, thank people for their supreme generosity and then become a decent human but that's never gonna happen.

 

[Cistern Rumbler]

Shared this in the main but figured it belongs here too.

One of the few times it seems like DSP is genuinely laughing too (as opposed to his robotic "look guys I'm a human just like you" eyes wide open laughs). South Park is fucking funny, all things aside. Even the Goutborg can't fake it.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

His racist jokes just because it was funny seeing the butthurt form the viewers and the sheer lunacy of hearing DSP saying "Herro".

 

[Big Ruski]

"ThAt wAs MUh DepPresiOn"

"JasPer iS mUh sON"

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

ALRIGHT NIGGA, IT'S TIME

 

[Pretty Boy Extremism]

Just remembered this one, when he literally REEEE'd, I used to think the reeeee was edited in for a long time, I only found out he actually said it several months ago.

 

[harbinger]

Off the top of my head, there was the time he learned what Washington’s B&O Tax was. Then there was the time Leanna dipped the fuck out of there, shortly followed by the time he admitted he had to learn how to do his own laundry at the age of 36. Also, the time he bricked his switch on day 1. The time he poured bacon grease down the toilet. In the same video we got the classic, “I’m a gamer, I don’t have time for that,” referring to melting butter in a skillet. “Panda Lee is not asian! That is all!”
I’m aware these are basic bitch classic Philip moments, but I felt like they needed to be noted here.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Whenever Phil tries to force a joke that he stole from someone else, immediately making it less funny. There's something really bizarre and entertaining about it. The "frogga" joke that he nixed within minutes because he fears ToS/frahgs in general and the "human milk" joke that spawned an impressive instance of clown mode.

 

[albert chan]

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

And

 

[DawnDusk]

When he roasted Low Tier God (aka "Black DSP," a cow with his own thread)

 

[millais]

Recently Snort Burnell has been frequently referencing a clip of Pigroach smugly declaiming, "That's not begging... that's business."

I find it a very humorous quote. The way he delivers the line, it sounds like he is doing his best impression of some sleazy mafioso saying "Nothing personal, just business" before shooting some poor sap in the back of the head.

 

[Neko GF]

I remember him spending like 40 minutes making his character look like himself in Fallout 4 and then complaining about how ugly it looked. That was funny.

 

[Julia Chang]

Literally never intentionally.

I once laughed when he started arguing for cover to be added to Doom Eternal. It was the Super Gore Nest part and it was a long day for me. It's the closest I've ever drifted towards actual insanity, I think.

https://youtu.be/3BnbTQMIAnQ?t=286

Timestamped at 4:46. Big ups to David Davidson.

 

[Gin-san]

That one part in his 2013 Christmas special where he pantomimes himself playing video games.

Makes me laugh every time.

 

[Cats]

https://youtu.be/-fhUx7eigag

Phil's response to the question at 1:28 genuinely made me laugh my ass off.

That one incident aside Phil has never done anything to make me laugh and I hate his greasy manchild beggar guts.

 

[blahblahblah678]

DSP tells us how he really feels about Hulk Hogan:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=m9bDqYXaWDY