I didn't even know this could happen
its even funnier because he started the nazi jokes due to thinking Issac was a german name
Times Phil Has Made You Laugh - Stopped Clocks Theory In Full Effect
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Classic.
Wait a minute. How could we have forgotten his Final Fantasy 13 unboxing and Cup Noodles DSP Tries it? Those videos are legendary. Those videos are literally unbelievable. Those videos would make even a normie laugh. DSP's best IRL videos. Relics of a true lolcow.
I like when he gets angry at "detractor meme" names in his chat, like The Rich Man's Disease, Uric Acid Crystals and Joe Blow Spumoni. It makes me wonder if it's a kayfabe sort of thing, if someone were really annoyed by it you'd think they'd just ignore them and have the mods kick them without even mentioning them on stream, but he makes a big fuss out of it and draws more attention to it. Like he knows it's funny and is just acting annoyed about it to make the stream more interesting.
Friend, back then I made an ass-long post documenting and commentating his pityful stalling attempt to make a video about flavored boiled noodle water which had not a single shrimp in it.
Laughing wasn't quite my reaction.
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FriendlyPrimarina
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My favorite part of that video is him pouring water all over the counter and his first instinct is to blame the mug. Just goes to show his "never my fault" narrative is not limited to games.
Also, why not just put the damn noodles under the coffee maker? Or just get a kettle. I stand by my assertion that Phil is an alien.
Being able to make cup noodles is seriously like, the bare minimum of what you should expect from a human.
His GTA THIYDPs. When he was using a camcorder.
Actual emotion, rage and fails.
Actual emotion, rage and fails.
It's a popular one but I hurt from laughing at this when I saw it the first time.
Its his fight with the end, a sniper has excellent long range and can spot you before long before your in range of a shotgun.
I now try using shotguns for funsies in games even when I'm severely disadvantaged. A good one to try it with is mass effect.
Its his fight with the end, a sniper has excellent long range and can spot you before long before your in range of a shotgun.
I now try using shotguns for funsies in games even when I'm severely disadvantaged. A good one to try it with is mass effect.
FriendlyPrimarina
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After years of hearing about the Wolverine story I finally decided to look it up. There's a point in the story when baby Phil turns to his parents and says, "Alright guys...," and apparently gives his parents the same pitch he gives his wheelchairs. The image of Phil speaking to his parents the same way as his paypigs caught me off guard.
I always used to roll my eyes when detractors kept bringing up the Wolverine Toy, thinking it was blowing up something small Phil said for a cheap laugh, but holy shit. If anyone reading this feels the same way I did, I strongly recommend watching it
I always used to roll my eyes when detractors kept bringing up the Wolverine Toy, thinking it was blowing up something small Phil said for a cheap laugh, but holy shit. If anyone reading this feels the same way I did, I strongly recommend watching it
This may be due to me being an ESLnigger so maybe I don't give the same kind of meaning and gravitas to the phrase "behind the scenes" that Phil just LOVES to misuse. I always at least chuckle whenever he says it, especially if it's something that's really inconsequential, like saying that Khet bought him a shirt and made more mashed potatoes for him behind the scenes, it's just so dumb. Especially since I personally would only use "behind the scenes" for something really dramatic and clandestine.
He uses it as if he's the boss of the notorious Burnellio crime family, also known as the Walking Wops. The face he projects to the public is that he's a successful businessman and the owner of a restaurant that's renowned for its authentic Itahlien sugar sauce. However, in reality the restaurant hides a dark secret. It operates at a loss and most of its revenue comes from extortion, otherwise known as "non-mandatory contributions". Additionally, he uses the back room of the restaurant to call hits on rival gang bosses aka "detractors" who wanna bring him down and have his riches for themselves.
Most recent example - yesterday when he said that judges were contacting him "behind the scenes" to warn him about detractors spreading foul lies against him, he made it seem like the corrupt judges he has in his pocket are warning him that someone's trying to air his dirty laundry and expose the Burnellio crime family.
He uses it as if he's the boss of the notorious Burnellio crime family, also known as the Walking Wops. The face he projects to the public is that he's a successful businessman and the owner of a restaurant that's renowned for its authentic Itahlien sugar sauce. However, in reality the restaurant hides a dark secret. It operates at a loss and most of its revenue comes from extortion, otherwise known as "non-mandatory contributions". Additionally, he uses the back room of the restaurant to call hits on rival gang bosses aka "detractors" who wanna bring him down and have his riches for themselves.
Most recent example - yesterday when he said that judges were contacting him "behind the scenes" to warn him about detractors spreading foul lies against him, he made it seem like the corrupt judges he has in his pocket are warning him that someone's trying to air his dirty laundry and expose the Burnellio crime family.
It's not you being an ESLnigger you got it right; the phrase is not commonly used and is meant to imply something super secret. Considering Phil's track record of "behind the scenes" shit (he admitted his "charitable donations" were a lie and his claims of secret donations/chargebacks are so inconsistent even we can't keep them straight) it is pretty clearly code for "I don't even respect you enough to tell a convincing lie".
A friend of mine is a contractor for the government and they are beyond autistic about paperwork - keeping this specific to Phil, PayPal would definitely have the records and documentation necessary to debunk Phil's chargeback lies because they have to comply with American financial regulations (some of our money laundering/anti terrorism laws create a presumption of guilt for financial institutions unless they can show all transactions were legitimate).
EDIT: "Behind the scenes" also usually means suspect or illegitimate. The only time from my own life where I might think of using it was something at work: An inept manager got so far out of line that we did an audit of his group, the engineers' draft report came just shy of saying "gross incompetence, recommend substantial retraining or transfer", he whined to upper management, none of them cared enough to have that argument, they basically let him rewrite the thing to say "everybody made mistakes and has room for improvement". You can guess how many people actually believed the sanitized version.
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SkippyLongbottom
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When I think behind the scenes, I think of movies in general. So what Phil is getting at to me, is that he's putting up a show for an audience, and that he's totally different off stream. Behind the scenes!
Gimme a fuckin' break. He treats everything like a wrestling program.
Phil said yesterday that we detractors discuss his current mischief "behind the scenes". But we're doing it openly. Maybe he ment his own scene. But nobody really knows because he misuses terms constantly to sound photosynthetic.
My first year of following DSP was a lot of this stuff. Never once did I look something up and it was blown out of proportion, DSP is so insane that you can't even attempt to make this shit up.
Also for me the best part about the Wolverine story is that he framed that whole deranged rant as advice for parents out there.
PinkRibbonScars
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1:26 to 1:37 makes me lol everytime
edit, just noticed FormerPro posted the same clip.
The Tractor
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He makes me laugh a lot, although not as often as he has become older and more uninteresting and sanitised but 98% of the time it laughing at him rather than with him. His Madden 12 playthrough and controller slamming for example, I can't help but laugh at that stuff.
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