Times Phil Has Made You Laugh - Stopped Clocks Theory In Full Effect

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Buck Breakin' Cracka
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Phil saying the 14 words was pretty good. There was also a viewer named something like Ice1488 who troll tipped for a good while. Phil was more than happy to shout out Ice fourteen eighty eight. That is until Kat was on stream and informed him that maybe he shouldn't say that number anymore.

HATE ARMY RISE UP!
He also got trolled by the classic "Nick Gurr" troll tactic.
 

Jeff Boomhauer

Yo.
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I don't know what video it comes from, because I've only seen the clip by itself, but there was a moment where he was making a vlog about not having a lot of money and being uneasy about the future, especially in regards to not being able to keep his house or eat. He then pans down to Pandalee, who's been sitting there listening the whole time, giving him a look best described as, "Are you fucking serious?!"
 

Drain Todger

Unhinged Doomsayer
True & Honest Fan
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He never made me laugh intentionally, but fuck, I busted a gut when he got stuck in Black Mesa for like half an hour because he didn’t realize you needed to crouch-jump over a pipe.


I knew how to crouch-jump in games when I was like, eight.
 

Jeff Boomhauer

Yo.
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Unfortunately, the TIHYDP has been deleted and I can't find the clip on PigPigGo for some reason, but when Phil was playing Street Fighter X Tekken, he was getting really salty at the game due to winning barely any matches.

At one point, he loses to some guy playing Kazuya and starts raging. He then starts the next video saying something like, "I'm just tired at this point. I'm just going to say fuck this game and quit because I don't know the fucking jump arc of Kazuya or whatever."

Even for Phil's endless well of excuses when playing fighting games, that one caught me off guard.
 

Prince Lotor

Oldschool 80's winged-helmet autism
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Unfortunately, the TIHYDP has been deleted and I can't find the clip on PigPigGo for some reason, but when Phil was playing Street Fighter X Tekken, he was getting really salty at the game due to winning barely any matches.

At one point, he loses to some guy playing Kazuya and starts raging. He then starts the next video saying something like, "I'm just tired at this point. I'm just going to say fuck this game and quit because I don't know the fucking jump arc of Kazuya or whatever."

Even for Phil's endless well of excuses when playing fighting games, that one caught me off guard.
Here you go. Also all of Phil's Street Fighter X Tekken videos are on his alternate DSPStreetFighter channel which isn't included in the PigPigGo search, at least currently. https://www.youtube.com/user/DSPStreetFighter Hmm, I might start looking through that channel for untapped autism.
Timestamped @ 1h1m23s
 

Fuckyoudad

just be new
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I recall him saying that his coverage of Street Fighter IV through the years effectively helped Capcom sell an extra 50k copies of their game. I won't lie back in the day there were a few games I wasn't interested in that I picked up after seeing him fumble his way through them. There's no better way to elucidate on just how shallow his gamer skillz pool really is until you try some of these games for yourself and get a sense of how much he struggles at overcoming simple tasks. Though the idea of him whining and crying throughout every session he ever played (garbage capcom netcode!) would amount to pahsitive promotion to the tune of 50k copies in the eyes of a developer who already spent millions in advertising is simply.. peak darksy.
 

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