Lolcow Timothy Rench -

[Mulac]

Timothy Rench otherwise known as mtndewman4000, 7OLS and gingerkiller99, is this unfathomably stupid guy. he's infamous for being utterly hilarious on skype and making youtube videos which nobody watches.

Oh, and did i mention he's incredibly proud of his bottles of piss?

i think we might be onto something.

 

[copypaste]

Is that his real voice?

Also he must have a pretty small penis to pee in those bottles. I need a Gatorade bottle.

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

He looks like Elliot Rodger with serious acne.

 

[Mulac]

Legit it's his real voice, he was on skype earlier and i was laughing too hard.

 

[Seahorses]

Why is his piss brown like that?

 

[Mulac]

Why is his piss brown like that?

because all he drinks is mountain dew

 

[copypaste]

Why is his piss brown like that?

Not drinking enough water.

Oh, also, when you leave piss sitting out for a while it changes color and the smell gets a lot worse.

I know this because reasons.

 

[Karen]

This kid's voice doesn't sound very natural, like he's trying to do some sort of tough guy voice but in reality it sounds like hes trying to be the cookie monster.

 

[newfag]

if it's one thing I know about gangsters they love spraypiant, knives and Mountain Dew. And the real OGs have youtube channels.

 

[Springblossom]

He looks like Elliot Rodger with serious acne.

Look at the greasy sheen on his skin. I might be talking out of my ass here, but I get the impression he doesn't think gangsters use face wash.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I'm pretty sure this guy was Howard Hughes in a former life.

 

[derpi]

because all he drinks is mountain dew

O/T: The only time I've ever had piss that looked anything near that was when I had a UTI.

Back on topic: *WHY* does he have bottles of piss?

 

[wheat pasta]

*checks thread*
*sees bottles of piss*
Yeah that's all I need to know. That's all I've ever needed to know about anything, ever.

 

[Dilbertmann]

Oh god, he reminds me of Henchman 24 because of his voice, but minus the piss bottling.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Timothy Rench otherwise known as mtndewman4000, 7OLS and gingerkiller99, is this unfathomably stupid guy. he's infamous for being utterly hilarious on skype and making youtube videos which nobody watches.

Oh, and did i mention he's incredibly proud of his bottles of piss?

i think we might be onto something.

I used to drink the same water.

Not anymore.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

WHAT THE FUCK? WHO FUCKING COLLECTS BOTTLES OF PISS? WHO?

 

[Petronella]

You know what I'm saying?

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

WHAT THE FUCK? WHO FUCKING COLLECTS BOTTLES OF PISS? WHO?

This guy, for one.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why is his piss brown like that?

Not sure, but he could try passing it as some new kind of lager. A "piss lager" if you will (and now you may kill me).

Also, that voice =/= that body type.

 

[Ouija Board]

Dat bass voice. Also, why does he piss in bottles, I get it if you are driving and have to piss but there is no place to go so you pull over and whiz in a bottle, but, pissing and collecting them? Something ain't right in his head.