Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

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Mashallah

My pronouns are me, my, and myself.
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@ADN_VIII, not all lying is fiction, & only half the statements I made that you reply to the question about are even false. Then, you go on some unrelated nonsense about the regarding of things to be asserted or dismissed without evidence, none of which matters at all, since you have no proof that there exists no evidence of the things you claimed in the same post were fiction &/or lying.
Not gonna lie, it was hard to parse this one.

Try: "Not all lies are fictitious and only half of my statements that you replied to are even false. Then you go on about some unrelated nonsense regarding things to be asserted or dismissed without evidence. None of which matters at all, since you have no proof that those things were fictitious and/or lies, as you claimed."
 
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RogerSpanderbilt

Semen Nacho Connoisseur
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Not gonna like, it was hard to parse this one.

Try: "Not all lies are fictitious and only half of my statements that you replied to are even false. Then you go on about some unrelated nonsense regarding things to be asserted or dismissed without evidence. None of which matters at all, since you have no proof that those things were fictitious and/or lies, as you claimed."
But if he was posting things that we could easily understand he wouldn't be able to lord his superior intellect over us. :story:
 

guccigash

Greyfriars Jandek
kiwifarms.net
"You misspelled 'pidgeon', and they don't speak English. This is what I can tell you due to my being intelligent and you being unintelligent."

Damn, I can TJ real good.
Just catching up here. KF is vast but I still can't believe I only just heard about this guy.

Are you TJing real good?

I'd say 9/10

Here - add these somewhere - & / & /

that along with the spurious correction and the total lack of self awareness and you have it licked!!
 

ChurchOfGodBear

He's just this guy, you know?
True & Honest Fan
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I'm not sure whether TJ is incel or volcel.
Given that he goes out of his way to lie about his sexual conquests, we can conclude he both finds the concept of sex appealing AND thinks it's advantageous for us to think he's a wheeled-chair Casanova. The fact that his lies are transparent and it's clear from his verbiage that he has no idea what an intimate encounter is actually like does not change this.

Confirmed incel.
 

TrippinKahlua

From RC Enthusiast to T-Shirt Brand.
True & Honest Fan
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Church should be left alone if only for the fact I don't want a wall of notifications showing and forcing me to look at his stupid face.

And @Cowlick refuses to do a two click process to remove his stupid face that he doesn't believe just draws more and more attention on him.

Church, for the love of my Christian God, whom it's shrines are named after your bloody namesake, please get your stupid face off my vision.

You will do more to end this thread in five seconds than you have in the past four years.

The thread has no chance of going away until you do so.
 

Agoraphobic Bullshit

The Town Crier and Boozehound
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Church should be left alone if only for the fact I don't want a wall of notifications showing and forcing me to look at his stupid face.

And @Cowlick refuses to do a two click process to remove his stupid face that he doesn't believe just draws more and more attention on him.

Church, for the love of my Christian God, whom it's shrines are named after your bloody namesake, please get your stupid face off my vision.

You will do more to end this thread in five seconds than you have in the past four years.

The thread has no chance of going away until you do so.
But if he went away forever, he'd lose the only audience that's guaranteed to pay attention to him. We're all he has for a social life and he knows it.

See you in a few days, Teej.
 

gobbogobb

Granny sees what you post online.
True & Honest Fan
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Church should be left alone if only for the fact I don't want a wall of notifications showing and forcing me to look at his stupid face.

And @Cowlick refuses to do a two click process to remove his stupid face that he doesn't believe just draws more and more attention on him.

Church, for the love of my Christian God, whom it's shrines are named after your bloody namesake, please get your stupid face off my vision.

You will do more to end this thread in five seconds than you have in the past four years.

The thread has no chance of going away until you do so.
You can turn off notifications.
 

Cowlick

TJChurch
Null's Personal Hero &/or Best Friend
kiwifarms.net
1] You are a very small part of my social life, & regardless, I would call none of you friends nor fans.

2] I am not going to change my profile pic ever, especially since it occurs to me that keeping one that affects some of you in this way may bring one or more of you to move toward having my thread (&/or others that include my posts) removed.

3] On a related note, as to the final sentence of your post, @TrippinKahlua , I do not at all believe this thread would be more likely to go away if I did anything you asked regarding my own membership (which I thought I'd already notified you all would end when it was agreed this thread would be removed &/or I knew it had been).