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The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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Overdose on 6 Vicodin? That's what we call a "cry for help". If you wanted to be dead you'd be dead. Plain and simple.
I call it a "hot, steaming load of bullshit". I see one of two things happening:

1.: Timmay the Pedo made the story up for sympathy and attention and he's too stupid to know how much Hydrocodone it would actually take to kill a guy his size.

Or

2.: He was popping pills to get high, he got caught, and he didn't want to cop to using, so he lied about it and said he was trying to kill himself. Now he uses the story to try to get attention and ass-pats.

Either scenario seems just as likely to me since he's obviously dimmer than a well digger's asshole and looks like pill-popper.
 

The Dude

My dad says that's for pussies.
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Person who survived living in Soviet Russia: "I lived through one of the largest, most oppressive regimes and I see many of the same things happening here due to Socialist Indoctrination in schools."

Timmay the Pedo: "No, you're wrong and have no idea what you're talking about! I know better than you do because people on the internet told me differently!"

What a fruity little creep. I thought SJWs and trannies hated gaslighting? Though, to his credit he didn't start up with the "Communism/Socialism didn't fail, because REAL Communism/Socialism (read: whatever fictional utopian Communism/Socialism the little Pinko imagines) has never really been tried!"
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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Person who survived living in Soviet Russia: "I lived through one of the largest, most oppressive regimes and I see many of the same things happening here due to Socialist Indoctrination in schools."

Timmay the Pedo: "No, you're wrong and have no idea what you're talking about! I know better than you do because people on the internet told me differently!"

What a fruity little creep. I thought SJWs and trannies hated gaslighting? Though, to his credit he didn't start up with the "Communism/Socialism didn't fail, because REAL Communism/Socialism (read: whatever fictional utopian Communism/Socialism the little Pinko imagines) has never really been tried!"
Reminds me of those communists on tumblr who think Stalin did nothing wrong. Also when Fidel Castro died and people were like "noooo" but all the people who lived under his regime could talk about how horrible it was
 

Phil Ken Sebben

The Potato Whisperer.
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Though, to his credit he didn't start up with the "Communism/Socialism didn't fail, because REAL Communism/Socialism (read: whatever fictional utopian Communism/Socialism the little Pinko imagines) has never really been tried!"
Without getting too technical they are kinda right because Communism as envisioned by Marx was a utopia. But the problem was Marx was an idiot. He was a fair economist and a terrible humanist. He thought that everybody, when given the option, would think of the good of the group over the self. Very lofty ideas but we think of ourselves first. We think of our families. We think of our friends and neighbors. We don't consider somebody who lives two blocks away that we've never met face to face and will never interact with in any fashion.

So what we got was the reality that Communism is shit. It can never be truly implemented unless we literally start from scratch and this would involve us all losing knowledge of how things were before. We'd have to start with it from the very beginning and there's simply no way to stuff the genie that is Capitalism back into the bottle.

I have relatives that lived through Communism and they all say that it was terrible. Sure things aren't much better now, in fact in some cases it's worse. But back then you had no freedom. You had no choice. The state told you where to go. The state told you where to work. The state said you had this option and no other. Meanwhile they're all living in luxury while talking about how wonderful Communism is. And the funny part is, those Commisars who were in charge during Communism are now the richest mother fuckers out there. They slipped into those positions of power as if nothing had changed and suddenly they're all pro capitalism.

The moral of the story is, those that were in charge are still in charge even though the world has changed.
 

Hellfire

Sugar Cubes
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This nigga bout to ruin ZOOM of all things for me? I haven't thought about that shit in over a decade, but God damn it :(
What the fuck is with the Zoom shirt? That was a live action kid's show too. Are you telling me this fucker beats it to those too?
:c Oh goddamn it. I also regret going through his favorites especially since he's got pictures of actual children and their bare feet in it.
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As always, @Hellfire is the (wo)man.

I think the thing that squicks me out the most is his love of Dora the Explorer. We had a thread on that "Games For Girls" website, which featured a game where you had to spank Dora---all I could think is that sick fuck would love that game.
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Lurkette

Professional Depression
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lol he watches dragontales?

that shit is bound to fuck you up, it's got as many barely-hidden fetishes as Totally Spies
Interesting, tell us more about how you comb through toddler shows to find "hidden fetishes."
tbf i do vividly remember one episode involving closeups of i think the kids tickling...a giants feet? with a feather...but i only remember that because even at the tender age of whateverthefuck i found that slightly off putting, and it was the only time i ever had that feeling even though i watched the show pretty religiously.

also, i'd just like to point out for the uninitiated that this is cassie (link because images won't work for some reason)

she's 7 canonically, and is the shy, quiet one who has trouble speaking up for herself; essentially fluttershy in dragonform.
so y'know, the one least likely to struggle. or speak to the authorities.

and fucking hell just looking up"cassie dragontales" with safesearch ON still brings up pregnancy and vore images

also also, a bit :offtopic: but the fucking w i k i for DT has wording like this
Cassie is the shy, cute and pretty little pink dragoness of the group and Emmy's best friend. [...] Out of everyone in the main cast and despite her cuteness and beauty[...]
Emmy is the adorable and very beautiful 6-8 year old leader of the group and is the main protagonist of Dragon Tales. In addition to her cuteness and beauty, Emmy is brave, smart and good-natured. She is supremely confident in her abilities
[...]In A Crown for Princess Kidoodle, she wore a lovely red short-sleeved knee-length party dress with yellow cuffs and sash tied into a bow in the back, white tights and red strapped Mary Jane shoes.
[...]
She rarely cries, in fact the only episode in which the audience sees her cry is “No Hitter”.
Max is Emmy's adorable, rambunctious and independent 4 year old brother and the tritagonist of Dragon Tales. He's a bundle of energy with a big smile and is prone to sudden bouts of silliness. Despite his cuteness and being the smallest and youngest of the group, Max is determined to keep up with the bigger children. "I'm big!",as he jumps into bed! he insists, ready to jump over the stream just like the rest of the crew. However, his small size does not allow him to succeed in all of his adventures. When it comes to Emmy, his beautiful big sister, Max is her biggest fan. She's the one Max looks to for approval.
[...]
Max has an outie belly button, as shown in The Ugly Dragling.
tbf for that last one i vaguely remember the character mentioning it outright maybe? but still weird ass trivia, and i actually got the creepy crawlies from reading these entries. none of the other dragons, or enrique (third human child introduced in third season) have any of this creep factor.
 
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The Fool

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Welp, I've decided to commit suicide because of all the fucking troons in the world. Thanks for this quality OP. What do you guys think, 6 Vicodin or an unplugged toaster in the bathtub?
You didn't do it yet right? I always wanted to try cannibalism and I hear people who want to die like to find cannibals to let them eat them. Asking for a friend haha.
 
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