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This Andrea deserves a thread of her own.
You could pretty convincingly argue any person who's shacked up with Pedo Timmy is an unrepentant lolcow almost to his own scale who needs to be doxed and given a thread.
Wait, is she blaming her kids for making her stomach cancer worse?
"The kids just made my illness worse."
95% of all white trash whirlwind romances start in Walmart so I'm going to say Walmart.
Unfortunately Andrea is more a side-cow. She's really stupid and has little to no internet presence outside of Facebook so I don't think she could sustain a thread. Even on Facebook her posts are twenty shares of unfunny meme images to one potential post of drama. But when coupled with Pedo Tim, she makes a compelling and entertaining addition to his story.
Her kids brought him the flu from school, so she's saying that her stomach cancer was made worse by her having it.
"You think you have it bad well let me tell you I have it worse"
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It's funny she's with Tim, considering he spent a decade as a flamboyant faggot
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Oh yeah, she has massive heart problems. So much so she has an integrated defib which will go off if she has an autistic meltdown.
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This is the turning point, where things start to get good. Her birth dad showed up at random on Facebook to pick fights with her and her husband and in true trash fashion they have it out in public Facebook comments.
Once again, no hate. That's awesome she's been able to slim down so much.
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The whole post is just people whining and offering nonsense sympathy but I capped the last bit because of how funny it was.
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I love you, Uncle Timothy.
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"brute eyed and bushy tailed"
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I don't know why she has such tantrums about people asking about her brother. Not everyone knows everything, especially people in this social circle who may not even know how to use Facebook
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Look at the gap in the dates. That wasn't by accident. This is where shit really starts to hit the fan because of her awful life choices and cheating on her husband.
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"Why the hell am I, the mom who abandoned her kids and ran off with a man 20 years my senior, the monster?"
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"And yes we are still legally married so quit lying about it". Woooo boy, this is another public trainwreck.
Like all trash, she is convinced that nothing is her fault, ever. Every moment of her life led up to this car crash that was as much her fault as the superstar driving the truck.
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lolololol she's incredibly lucky they were able to put that trauma hardware in her, as bad as she was fucked up.
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I never figured out who Scott is, other than NOT Scott Garcia, but for a brief time he was Andrea's obsession. I still find it remarkable that all these losers become obsessed with her. It's like she exudes a pheromone for stupidity.
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"kevin and i started talking again. we both agrree its whats because for our children. we are going to try and be civil to one another"
"Bitch you better tell tham I was never intentionally mean to you."
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She is obsessed with nicknames. Everyone gets a unique nickname and they hold power in her head.
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Here she is claiming that she never cheated on Kevin, which is ab obvious lie. I don't know if she actually believes it, or if this is just a ploy for sympathy, but like Pedo Tim she refuses to accept any responsibility for anything she does.
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So lets clear this up as well my real fathers name is Paul Hernandez, mt brother was never estranged, i never blamed my children for my cancer and I had cervical cancer not stomach, please get facts straight. Also i grew up in a very loving home. My mother and father were not ghetto by any means omg got questions ask me ill gladly tell yaAnd now, on to the big update I've been hinting at. What has been going on with Timothy Janes?
Well. He managed to get himself an actual girl girlfriend and has been hiding under his Middle Name / Mothers Name. He's also had to update his sex offender info that shows him now living at 519 N BRYAN ST #2, FORT COLLINS, 80525 which coincidently is the address for Roofing Pros Fort Collins, a company he isn't working for as it's doing work.
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But, how did we come by this information? Well, an eagle eyed Kiwi who's friends with Tim's new girlfriend passed along her info since he recognized him in the pictures.
Andrea Nichols née GonzalezMeet Andrea Gonzales, one of the unluckiest women from one of the unluckiest families on earth. Andrea is as close to white trash as you can get being a Mexican, coming from a family of fuck ups, rednecks, alcoholics, and deadbeats. Until recently, Andrea's life had been one of being a boring Facebook mom who loved her church and dealt with actual honest medical hardships: lupus, gastric cancer, diabetes, being over 500lbs before losing over 200, ovarian cancer resulting in a hysterectomy, kidney stones following a nephrectomy, having at least one stroke, an autistic child with heart problems, a husband with heart problems. So why would some dumb nearly dead chick be worth even talking about?
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From Chennye, Wyoming
Lived in San Diego, California in
Homeless in Fort Collins, Colorado
Married to Kevin Nichols
Because she's a psycho redneck who lost custody of her kids, yearns for the sweet embrace of the man who almost killed her drunk driving, regularly gets in Facebook fights with everyone she can, and believes that a convicted pedophile was framed by unnamed enemies for a crime he didn't commit. Welcome to Andrea's life.
Andrea was born to trashy people in a trashy town in Wyomming where she, in her own description, alternatively was picked on and bullied through high school while also being a badass bitch no one would dare mess with. She met her husband Kevin in 2005 while working at McDonalds when he came in dressed as Johnny the Homocidal Maniac.
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They left Wyoming for California to work for the Mormon Church, doing missionary work with her husband in some official capacity. Their life was alternatively idylic and harrowing as every medical problem that could hit everyone, from her terminally autistic son to her husband and son's congestive heart failures. In this time she had a brother die, a best friend die, a father who only showed up to shit talk her husband, a community who regularly called CPS on her for child neglect, and medical bills through the roof. But as she was quite eager to tell anyone, she was a mama bear who only looked out for her family and watch out! She'd fuck you up!
Sometime between 2015 and 2017, Andrea's life took a hard detour into a concrete slab at 90mph. It turns out both she and her husband were physically and verbally abusive to each other, with him ultimately breaking her wrist at some point while she would berate and hit him in front of others. It's unsure if they were abusive towards their children but since Kevin's mother has full custody of them I'm going to assume they were. While accusing every woman on earth of wanting to bang her husband, Andrea was stepping out and cheating on him with a man named David Giles who is probably the coolest man on earth. David is a perpetual drunk with at least 5 DUIs, multiple hit-and-runs, and who in early 2017 went on a drunk joy ride with Andrea that ended with him slamming into something in the wee hours of the morning. He left her for dead when the cops showed up, almost escaping from them on foot, and also when he slipped his cuffs and went on the run again. As she was eager to tell everyone, Andrea almost died, had her pelvis and hip shattered, legs broken, concussions, contusions, bruises, and literally almost a million dollars in medical bills from surgeries, stays, and rehab. David is currently still in jail after accepting a plea deal.
Andrea moved to Colorado to be close to her family while she recovered. She reconnected with middle school crush Nathanael Sterry, her very own Joker, a man with clown paint tattoos on his face and multiple felonies of his own. A man so crazy he spent a week in jail after making terroristic threats to try and win Andrea back after she dumped him.
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It was in February of 2018 that she met Timothy Janes while living in motel rooms after what I assume is her family kicking her out. She and Timothy are head-over-heels for each other because they are both needy and fucked up. They are so in love that just shy of two months of dating they are now "married", despite her never getting divorced from Kevin. According to the information passed on to me by my source, Andrea is convinced of Timothy's innocence. He was framed, you see! While in jail for assault, some mysterious person snuck into his home, got onto his computer under his account, and downloaded a ton of child porn and then reported him for it. Even the drunkest of public defenders could shut that claim down with proof his client was still locked up at the time those images were downloaded. But Timothy, being the good guy he is, took fault 100% because he couldn't prove with ease he didn't do it.
Today, Andrea spends her time hobbling about on one leg since diabetes took the other and cooking for Timothy and his brothers. What does the future hold for her? I'm sure whatever it is will be amazing! Coming up next will be a look into her past.
Alexendra Isabelle “Allie” Nichols (daughter)
Born 6/9/2007Zidane Ellis Nichols (son)
Born 11/20/2008Gina Gonzales (mother)
Born 3/31/1965Doreen Gonzales (grandmother) [dead]
Craig Gonzales (Formerly estranged brother) [dead 11/4/2014]
Brittany Tenorio (Sister)
Kevin Nichols (Ex-Husband)
Met on 10/30/2005Rob Jones (Adopted Father)
Married on 5/26/2006
Danny Trujillo (Real Father)
Connie Gonzales (Aunt)
Jana Gonzales (Aunt)
Timothy Gonzales (Uncle)
Tammy Gonzales Rayls (Aunt)
Kelley Rayls (uncle) [dead]
Mike Celeste (uncle)
Dominic J Gallegos (cousin)
Kelly Gonzales (cousin)
Sarah Gonzales (cousin)
Angel Kris Harris (best friend) [dead]
Nicholas Gonzales (cousin) [born prematurely lol]
Maryea Gonzales (cousin)
Corey Gonzales (cousin) (gay)
Matthew Isaac Sharp (brother)