Ladies and ladies, this is Tina Engler:
Tina here used to be well-known for being a success story in the world of romance novel e-publishing. Not only was she a successful author under her pin name, Jaid Black, but she founded an e-publishing company called Ellora's Cave, which became popular by publishing what they referred to as "romantica": romance with heavy elements of erotica. Or, for the uninitiated, stories where people not only have emotions for each other, but they also like to fuck a lot. Engler is quoted as saying about the genre,"[it] legitimizes the female sexual experience. Women read these books and it makes them feel normal about their own fantasies." Apparently Ellora's Cave filled a niche that needed filling, and I'm not just talking about women's vaginas. By 2004, Ellora's Cave was reported as making a million dollars in sales, and Engler herself was lauded as someone who had managed to go from being a welfare recipient to being a successful entrepreneur. However, it doesn't take much effort to spot the signs of cow that emerged over the years.
Ellora's Cave prided itself on being-in-your-face sexy, a trait which manifested itself in some odd ways. There were the "Cavemen", male models who were paid to stand around and look sexy for public appearances, including conventions. One convention go-er who wrote for a popular romance blog described a Cavemen performance thusly:
"Picture a throbbing sound system playing Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” while the individual Ellora men lip-synched a verse."
Did I find a video of that? Unfortunately not. However, here's a video of a Caveman doing an acrobatic performance to music by Marilyn Manson. You're welcome.
In 2014, during the Ebola scare, two of the Cavemen were on a plane with the nurse who flew to Ohio while infected with Ebola. They had to be quarantined. Jesus wept.
Ellora's Cave also invested in an Ellora's Cave branded bus, and, at one point, developed an Ellora's Cave e-reader with a vibrating function. You know, for helping with the reading. Whether it also came with wet wipes, I cannot say, but the COO of Ellora's Cave had this to say about it, "It’s a tactile feedback function, like the clicking sound you get when you tap keys. We chose the vibration rather than the usual click mostly just for fun. We are, after all, primarily an erotic romance publisher, and we like to have fun with that, so we often inject a note of fun around the sexuality of our content."
What was Tina Engler doing while her company was hitting the big time? Ballin'. She moved from Ohio to California, to a house with a pool and a nearly naked manservant. She also found time, during this period, to acquire a new husband, a convicted murderer named David Roy Keen, who she met while doing research for a book. Engler, a self-described prisoner's rights activist, thinks that her husband shouldn't be jailed forever because he unthinkingly committed a crime when he was young. Keen, when he was 23, shot and murdered his ex-girlfriend. He also shot her fourteen year old daughter in the head, but the daughter survived. The daughter's comments to Tina on Facebook can be read here. Tina, who allegedly suffers from fibromyalgia and agoraphobia, appears to be a bit of an SJW. She claims to be an activist, but seems to only care about causes that affect her and don't require her to leave her home in order to champion them.
Back at Ellora's Cave, even though the e-publishing business was booming, the effects of being a company owned by an inexperienced lolcow started to show. In 2008, former COO and minority stake-holder Christina Brashear sued the company for, among other things, defamation and distribution of profits. In 2009, Ellora's Cave sued Borders for a million dollars for purposefully buying more books than they intended to sell. Around 2013, the company's sales started to fall dramatically.
In 2014, a romance blog called Dear Author, run by an attorney who went by the pseudonym of Jane Litte, published an article about the financial straits the company was in, and addressed claims that the company was on the verge of bankruptcy and not paying its authors royalties, all while continuing to spend irresponsibly. Ellora's Cave/Tina Engler responded pretty quickly with a lawsuit for defamation, demanding the post be taken down and asking for 25,000 dollars in damages. Also, Tina was pretty butthurt.
While it would seem kind of counterproductive to sue someone for telling the verifiable truth, the lawsuit was filed in Ohio, the state where Ellora's Cave is incorporated and, more importantly, a state that doesn't have anti-SLAPP legislation. Jane Litte, obviously not a dummy, hired noted first amendment rights champion Marc Randazza to defend her, and a campaign to help pay her legal fees raised tens of thousands of dollars. Because even if you end up not having to pay what the plaintiff is asking for, in a lawsuit, you still have to pay your attorney's fees, and lawsuits can take a long time to be resolved.
Not so flush with cash were the authors who claimed Ellora's Cave was not paying them their royalties. The fear of frivolous lawsuits kept some of them quiet, but some of them, and other members of the romance reading and writing community started using a twitter hashtag "#notchilled" to discuss details of the case and to again air their grievances with Ellora's Cave about not paying them.
Again, Tina was not pleased.
In a comment on a post on The Passive Voice, she had this to say, "My question to all of you is this: if the evidence provided in court doesn’t uphold your speculative predictions will you apologize to us as publicly & aggressively as you have with jumping to conclusions & spreading the rumors? I don’t believe for a second that any of you will. I’d love for somebody… Anybody… To prove me a liar, but history shows me it’ll just be spin-doctored and swept under the rug by the Courtney Milanos of the world. And lastly, as to us trying to suppress freedom of speech… That is the most ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard. I have been a passionate civil rights activist for the most marginalized ppl in the US for 20+ years. I may not like what a person has to say, but you can bet your last buck I’m the first one to defend their right to say it."
She also started her own anti-cyberbullying website, where she referred to people saying meany-mean things about her on social media as "The Cyber Witch-Hunt of Ellora's Cave", complete with art depicting the Salem witch trials and newspapers from the McCarthy era.
Eventually, after over a year of legal wrangling, the defamation suit settled out of court. The terms were confidential, but the offending post was not taken down, so one can only conclude that it was not deemed to be defamatory. People in the community were like, "so, huh, that's it, then?" Plenty of EC authors were still claiming to be unpaid, and they had hoped that discovery in the lawsuit would force EC to open their books. It didn't happen, but there was definitely a resolutions, of a sorts.
About a year after the lawsuit was settled, Ellora's Cave sent out an email to all of its authors that it was closing at the end of 2016 and that anyone who wanted their rights reverted could have them, only if they agreed not to ask for the royalties they were owed. So, the company that had sued a blogger for saying they were in financial trouble and weren't paying their authors decided to end the year by ceasing operations and attempting to avoid owing money to their authors by holding the rights to their books hostage.
Sounds about right. For a lolcow.
Ellora's Cave prided itself on being-in-your-face sexy, a trait which manifested itself in some odd ways. There were the "Cavemen", male models who were paid to stand around and look sexy for public appearances, including conventions. One convention go-er who wrote for a popular romance blog described a Cavemen performance thusly:
"Picture a throbbing sound system playing Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” while the individual Ellora men lip-synched a verse."
Did I find a video of that? Unfortunately not. However, here's a video of a Caveman doing an acrobatic performance to music by Marilyn Manson. You're welcome.
Ellora's Cave also invested in an Ellora's Cave branded bus, and, at one point, developed an Ellora's Cave e-reader with a vibrating function. You know, for helping with the reading. Whether it also came with wet wipes, I cannot say, but the COO of Ellora's Cave had this to say about it, "It’s a tactile feedback function, like the clicking sound you get when you tap keys. We chose the vibration rather than the usual click mostly just for fun. We are, after all, primarily an erotic romance publisher, and we like to have fun with that, so we often inject a note of fun around the sexuality of our content."
What was Tina Engler doing while her company was hitting the big time? Ballin'. She moved from Ohio to California, to a house with a pool and a nearly naked manservant. She also found time, during this period, to acquire a new husband, a convicted murderer named David Roy Keen, who she met while doing research for a book. Engler, a self-described prisoner's rights activist, thinks that her husband shouldn't be jailed forever because he unthinkingly committed a crime when he was young. Keen, when he was 23, shot and murdered his ex-girlfriend. He also shot her fourteen year old daughter in the head, but the daughter survived. The daughter's comments to Tina on Facebook can be read here. Tina, who allegedly suffers from fibromyalgia and agoraphobia, appears to be a bit of an SJW. She claims to be an activist, but seems to only care about causes that affect her and don't require her to leave her home in order to champion them.
Back at Ellora's Cave, even though the e-publishing business was booming, the effects of being a company owned by an inexperienced lolcow started to show. In 2008, former COO and minority stake-holder Christina Brashear sued the company for, among other things, defamation and distribution of profits. In 2009, Ellora's Cave sued Borders for a million dollars for purposefully buying more books than they intended to sell. Around 2013, the company's sales started to fall dramatically.
In 2014, a romance blog called Dear Author, run by an attorney who went by the pseudonym of Jane Litte, published an article about the financial straits the company was in, and addressed claims that the company was on the verge of bankruptcy and not paying its authors royalties, all while continuing to spend irresponsibly. Ellora's Cave/Tina Engler responded pretty quickly with a lawsuit for defamation, demanding the post be taken down and asking for 25,000 dollars in damages. Also, Tina was pretty butthurt.
While it would seem kind of counterproductive to sue someone for telling the verifiable truth, the lawsuit was filed in Ohio, the state where Ellora's Cave is incorporated and, more importantly, a state that doesn't have anti-SLAPP legislation. Jane Litte, obviously not a dummy, hired noted first amendment rights champion Marc Randazza to defend her, and a campaign to help pay her legal fees raised tens of thousands of dollars. Because even if you end up not having to pay what the plaintiff is asking for, in a lawsuit, you still have to pay your attorney's fees, and lawsuits can take a long time to be resolved.
Not so flush with cash were the authors who claimed Ellora's Cave was not paying them their royalties. The fear of frivolous lawsuits kept some of them quiet, but some of them, and other members of the romance reading and writing community started using a twitter hashtag "#notchilled" to discuss details of the case and to again air their grievances with Ellora's Cave about not paying them.
Again, Tina was not pleased.
In a comment on a post on The Passive Voice, she had this to say, "My question to all of you is this: if the evidence provided in court doesn’t uphold your speculative predictions will you apologize to us as publicly & aggressively as you have with jumping to conclusions & spreading the rumors? I don’t believe for a second that any of you will. I’d love for somebody… Anybody… To prove me a liar, but history shows me it’ll just be spin-doctored and swept under the rug by the Courtney Milanos of the world. And lastly, as to us trying to suppress freedom of speech… That is the most ludicrous thing I’ve ever heard. I have been a passionate civil rights activist for the most marginalized ppl in the US for 20+ years. I may not like what a person has to say, but you can bet your last buck I’m the first one to defend their right to say it."
She also started her own anti-cyberbullying website, where she referred to people saying meany-mean things about her on social media as "The Cyber Witch-Hunt of Ellora's Cave", complete with art depicting the Salem witch trials and newspapers from the McCarthy era.
Eventually, after over a year of legal wrangling, the defamation suit settled out of court. The terms were confidential, but the offending post was not taken down, so one can only conclude that it was not deemed to be defamatory. People in the community were like, "so, huh, that's it, then?" Plenty of EC authors were still claiming to be unpaid, and they had hoped that discovery in the lawsuit would force EC to open their books. It didn't happen, but there was definitely a resolutions, of a sorts.
About a year after the lawsuit was settled, Ellora's Cave sent out an email to all of its authors that it was closing at the end of 2016 and that anyone who wanted their rights reverted could have them, only if they agreed not to ask for the royalties they were owed. So, the company that had sued a blogger for saying they were in financial trouble and weren't paying their authors decided to end the year by ceasing operations and attempting to avoid owing money to their authors by holding the rights to their books hostage.
Sounds about right. For a lolcow.
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