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A surprising number of the women I've encountered on Tinder have it explicitly stated on their profile that they're "looking for a serious relationship", and I've noticed that a great deal of these profiles also include disclaimers along the lines of "I'm sick of being messed around by the men on here", "if you're just looking for sex, don't bother, swipe left", etc. I don't know whether to consider this observation funny or sad.
 
A surprising number of the women I've encountered on Tinder have it explicitly stated on their profile that they're "looking for a serious relationship", and I've noticed that a great deal of these profiles also include disclaimers along the lines of "I'm sick of being messed around by the men on here", "if you're just looking for sex, don't bother, swipe left", etc. I don't know whether to consider this observation funny or sad.
Cal them sluts and demand that they suck you off.
 

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A surprising number of the women I've encountered on Tinder have it explicitly stated on their profile that they're "looking for a serious relationship", and I've noticed that a great deal of these profiles also include disclaimers along the lines of "I'm sick of being messed around by the men on here", "if you're just looking for sex, don't bother, swipe left", etc. I don't know whether to consider this observation funny or sad.
From what I remember of an old roomate, they will have sex with you, and just hope you call afterwards, then tell their friends you were an asshole for just wanting sex, despite none of us seeing him since she quietly ushers him into her room when we weren't looking. So we don't even know who the asshole was.
 

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I've had some mild success with Bumble, which is saying a lot considering how tiny my potential dating pool is. Haven't been on in months though and don't see any point getting back on until the Covid thing blows over.
 
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I guess I'm a Chad because I actually was able to get a hookup with a good looking, fit girl on tinder. With two hours of meeting her my tongue was up her ass. Man, what a fucking night that was. Too bad she chose to ghost me--I did my digging, found her FB account (can't hide those things from me sweetie) and I am pretty sure she was cheating on a boyfriend or sometyhing. Fine ass on that chick, and nice boobs. Perfectly shaven. It was like a night in a porno. Best sex of my life, most women can't fuck, but she could. The way I landed this babe was sweet talking her about how hot she was. A lot of the women on tinder just want validation, emotional and physical. Also be halfway good looking. Women don't want substance, intelligence frequently intimidates them in a bad way, they don't necessarily even want emotional connection, they just want to be valued and validated. If they're horny and validated enough they DO sometimes send tit pics. I was surprised by the number of tit pics I've been able to get out of women. There's some good ones out there but by god are they hard to find.

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to repeat that. I've only ever fucked good looking girls but it's getting harder and harder to find someone decent to fuck. Dating and love! Good luck on that in this horrible ugly world.
 
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