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Pretty Boy Extremism

Buck Breakin' Cracka
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I love how he "disproves" that he has a Line account... by mentioning all the current victim narratives he uses. Imagine if a murder suspect at court said "Your honor, I got beaten up as a kid once and my dad once refused to give me money for ice cream" as his defense :story:
 

tripmix

Agent Joi
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I love how he "disproves" that he has a Line account... by mentioning all the current victim narratives he uses. Imagine if a murder suspect at court said "Your honor, I got beaten up as a kid once and my dad once refused to give me money for ice cream" as his defense :story:
Pig roach luck kicks in, the judge starts crying and dismisses the case with prejudice.
 

TheGoutburglar

The only good pigroach is a salty one.
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I can't figure it out either. He doesn't use it for anything that couldn't easily be done another way, nor does he show any autistic attachment to it.

Just another way he wastes money.
 

Pretty Boy Extremism

Buck Breakin' Cracka
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The guy is too lazy to end his subscription with WWE Network despite the fact that he allegedly doesn't watch it anymore because Khet has him whipped and doesn't want him to watch rasslin'. He can't even take 5 minutes out of a day to visit the WWE website and unsubs- scratch that, he can't even take 30 minutes out of his day to call WWE customer service and ask to end the subscription, 25 minutes of which would be spent on Dave ranting and raving about detractors to the poor customer service rep. That's $120 down the drain yearly for a service he allegedly doesn't use anymore.

Of course when he was confronted about it by one of his fans/possible trolls he shifted the blame to us ultraviolent psychopathic mass murderer detractor nudniks and said that we apparently ruin his life so hard he can't find half an hour free in his day just to unsubscribe from WWE Network.
 

Full Race Replay

Big ups LSB/Tevin/Based Ozlo
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I really don't why he has this forum and not just opens up a discord whih he never shows up unless for some Ax the King crap. Would save money for more gin & WWE, plus let's be honest, that forum is de facto dead for years.
The online forums is another example of how outdated Phil (who manually edits the leaderboard in 2020) is as a creator.
 

wahkando

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The online forums is another example of how outdated Phil (who manually edits the leaderboard in 2020) is as a creator.
Well you're right but the leaderboard thing is something that relates entirely to his need to control the kahntributions narrative and if it auto updated, he'd be forced to reveal the true amounts tipped as well as the names of the kahntributors.

Now he can just choose not to count certain tips, choose to hide names, accidentally miscalculate and whatever else.

It's just part of the grift.

By the way - he's greatly reinvented himself in the past few years! From going to recording offline and posting 40 10-minute videos a day he now records live and uploading 6 hour long videos every day! Progress of a kind, innit.
 

TheGoutburglar

The only good pigroach is a salty one.
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The online forums is another example of how outdated Phil (who manually edits the leaderboard in 2020) is as a creator.

Like wahkando says, it's not him being a boomer. Any time Phil does something, if there is an opportunity in it for him to lie, it's safe to assume that to be his motive regardless of there being any other possibilities. And that leaderboard sits on a throne of lies.
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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He overpays for the forum anyway. I think he said he pays the guy $1000 a year to host or something.
The irony is that server costs over the years have become incredibly cheap and Phil could easily find a way to spend way less on his website, but the piggy has hardly ever made significant improvements to his "business", so we're expecting too much from him.
 

TheGoutburglar

The only good pigroach is a salty one.
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