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TrippinKahlua

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Here's an interesting topic I feel is worth a discussion...

So all of us who follow Chris are among a very small demograph. Exactly how many people follow Chris anyway? 5000? 10000? But what if, for whatever reason, you start talking to your friends about Chris-Chan, and how he had become a legend on the internet. I mean, the whole entire chronicle of CWC is some pretty crazy things most people would be so confused at.

So what do you think is a good way to introduce people to the world of Chris-Chan? :stupid:
 

spaps

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TrippinKahlua said:
So what do you think is a good way to introduce people to the world of Our Pet Lolcow? :stupid:
Leave your friends unscarred by not talking about him. Besides, even if you get a friend to find out about him, who's to say they'll really give a shit like we do? I got two friends to read the CWCki article. One of them has completely forgotten about Chris, the other only has a passing interest in OPL, occasionally asking me if "there's anything new with that Chris guy."
 

c-no

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spaps said:
TrippinKahlua said:
So what do you think is a good way to introduce people to the world of Our Pet Lolcow? :stupid:
Besides, even if you get a friend to find out about him, who's to say they'll really give a shit like we do?
I have to agree with ya on that. I mentioned CWC to a few fellow peers in my math class when we waited for our instructor. When I mentioned him, one found him to be like a creepy psycho and another kinda found his home to remind him of his construction job in buying, demolishing, and renovating houses for resale. Didn't get much into depth other than mentioning what was important (autistic, lazy, banned from some places, run-ins with the law, and bad parenting.) Also mentioned CWC to a two or three friends. One jokingly says Chris is my boyfriend, another just finds him funny though I also showed him some other lol-cows. Some people will think that those who follow Chris are either bullies or obsessed. Granted, some are (such as A-Log :alog: ) but not all of us really want to know every minute detail of Chris. He does stand out as an interesting figure when you consider who he is.
 

Francis York Morgan

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If it happens, it should be their own journey of discovery. I think one of the most personally fun moments in following the misadventures of OPL is that time you first come upon his name. You begin with a shrug and dismissal that there is no way he can be real. Then, for whatever reason, you decide to do a little more digging just to see how far the proverbial rabbit hole goes.
 
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Believe it or not, most people don't find the idea of observing a retarded autistic manbaby to be entertaining.
 

MrTroll

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Their loss. There is no internet attention whore who has provided me more amusement than Chris.
 

Tubular Monkey

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My friends seems to love and hate me at the same time for giving them a peak down the CWC rabbit hole. I say start with the Future Message, then transition into the Ivy video where he's wearing the sport coat over the TardWear™. By that time, they're hooked.
 

Hyperion

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Staple their eyes open and put CWC Flying Elephants on after tying your friend up. Put it on repeat and leave.

Don't come back.
 

soIregistered

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I've mentioned him to a few friends to see if they'd heard of him and then I just say "Google his name. He'll haunt you."

Most people find the ED article and have a big WTF moment but none have continued to follow his path of enlightenment like I have. :pickle:
 

exball

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soIregistered said:
I've mentioned him to a few friends to see if they'd heard of him and then I just say "Google his name. He'll haunt you."

Most people find the ED article and have a big WTF moment but none have continued to follow his path of enlightenment like I have. :pickle:

Their loss for not following the true path of GodJesus.
 

Becomedizzy

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TrippinKahlua said:
Here's an interesting topic I feel is worth a discussion...

So all of us who follow Chris are among a very small demograph. Exactly how many people follow Chris anyway? 5000? 10000? But what if, for whatever reason, you start talking to your friends about Our Pet Lolcow, and how he had become a legend on the internet. I mean, the whole entire chronicle of CWC is some pretty crazy things most people would be so confused at.

So what do you think is a good way to introduce people to the world of Our Pet Lolcow? :stupid:

My boyfriend gets pissed off whenever he sees me browsing the Cwcki. He doesn't understand my fascination with Chris at all. I try to chalk it up as psychological interest (I am a psych major) but I can't say that this is one hundred percent true. The reason I found out about Chris was through Imgur. When others ask me about him, I point them to his bio page on here and I try telling them that the story is too intricate to hear from mouth alone. How do you do it?
 

Judge Holden

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I walk around my campus dressed in chris cosplay, wearing a sandwich board with "Chris Ch@n, Sexual Menace" on one side and "Sonichu.com" on the other, while handing out pamplets of scans from the days forum posts while screaming "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" through a megaphone. Once every hour I publically foul my undergarments and start reciting from a random Chris video transcript.

Unfortunately the fucking Church of Pamperchu and the Nick Bates fetish club hold most of the turf in the university so I am usually forced to timeshare the bus station with the loveshies
 

soIregistered

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exball said:
soIregistered said:
I've mentioned him to a few friends to see if they'd heard of him and then I just say "Google his name. He'll haunt you."

Most people find the ED article and have a big WTF moment but none have continued to follow his path of enlightenment like I have. :pickle:

Their loss for not following the true path of GodJesus.

AND the Bear.
 

Thetan

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A typical reaction to Googling Chris:

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