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DatBepisTho

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I buried three of the four pillarfish today and can no longer say "awaken my masters" before tossing in their favorite pellet food. ):

Ironically, Santana is the only survivor.
 
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Picklechu

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Accidentally took a very long nap, and I have to work today, so it looks like I'm going to be chugging energy drinks until 4PM or so. *sigh* Thankfully I can work in my underwear.

On the bright side, this gives me more time to knock out my to-do list. I just unloaded some bitcoin and went ahead and paid off ripping out the shitty carpet and stuff in my condo, and I'm debating going a few miles down the road to the non-ghetto Walmart to go ahead and do my grocery shopping for the month while scooter people with 5000 kids aren't around.
 

Kiwi Lime Pie

The tasteful summer treat. 🥝🥧
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Today I looked for an update to some old software I've started using regularly again. I learned the company recently decided to stop updating/supporting it and released a final free version. Unfortunately, this version was error-ridden and didn't support the features I needed that the older version supported. So, I uninstalled the new version and reinstalled the older one.

Also today, I signed up to receive the self-study materials I'll need to begin pursuing the exam-based credential that would help my short and long-term career more than going back to school would.

It's a shame when they get you at those stations with those prices.
Both gas stations and party stores mark up their snacks and beverages far worse than both grocery stores and pharmacies that sell the same items. I at least hope @The Shadow enjoyed the Klondike Bar despite the purchase price.
 

Trilby

Hello faggot lovers!
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Today I looked for an update to some old software I've started using regularly again. I learned the company recently decided to stop updating/supporting it and released a final free version. Unfortunately, this version was error-ridden and didn't support the features I needed that the older version supported. So, I uninstalled the new version and reinstalled the older one.
Odd how that happens.

Also today, I signed up to receive the self-study materials I'll need to begin pursuing the exam-based credential that would help my short and long-term career more than going back to school would.
Nice!


Both gas stations and party stores mark up their snacks and beverages far worse than both grocery stores and pharmacies that sell the same items. I at least hope @The Shadow enjoyed the Klondike Bar despite the purchase price.
Especially when these places are much closer to your house than the supermarket.
 
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Trilby

Hello faggot lovers!
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Bought a cat5e 100 ft Ethernet cable (because I didn't feel like measuring first but it was $10 so it was not bad for the price/length) so I could finally connect directly to the modem on the other side of the house, I'm now getting over 100 Mbps downloads (though oddly only 5 Mbps for upload), nice not to deal with WiFi anymore!
 

Surf and TERF

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The auxiliary cord in my car fell into the cigarette burner. It will no longer charge my phone, so I’m guessing the metal caused the fuse to blow out. This happened once before when a coin fell into it. It’s not expensive to replace, it’s just a pain in the ass to dig through the manual and figure out where it is.

The water got turned off in my apartment building for repairs and I did not get a chance to shower today. I feel gross. I am waiting for my phone to charge so I can exercise and then finally clean up.

I purchased wine at the grocery outlet. The cashier asked to look at my ID. Flattered, I gave it to her. Upon typing my year of birth into the register, she said, “You’re younger than I thought you were.”

I have very little experience with relationships, so it feels as if my emotional maturity with these matters is at the level that most people would’ve been at as teenagers. I am very embarrassed about this. My partner and I are planning to get chick-fil-a and watch Versace tomorrow night. I was looking forward to this until she asked me to come to her family’s place. I can’t figure out why she prefers to have her Catholic parents around when we hang out and watch a TV show with liberal amounts of gay sex. Does she feel guilty about having me host all the time? I don’t know. I like her family, but this is uncomfortable for me. Perhaps this is just an exercise in communication that I very much need.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

World's Okay-est Proctologist
True & Honest Fan
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I woke up with several swollen mosquito bites, probably from last evening when I was gardening. Being allergic sucks. I just got over another skin situation, too. I got either scabies or a similar mite from volunteering at the wildlife clinic and spent several days wanting to rip my arms off. Not fun, I don't recommend it.

But at least I had leftover pizza for lunch!
 
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