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[AnOminous]

Today I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[Wraith]

One word: bacon grilled cheese sandwiches.
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If you're seeing four you might have stayed in the ring too long against Clubber Lang.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Today I saw the top of the mountain and it was good.

 

[glass_houses]

Today the possum man came and checked our roof, and told us that we definitely have possums up there, not rats. So that's good.

 

[Amputechture]

Today I have... talked to someone I’m fond of

 

[Picklechu]

Just spent about 3 hours going through boxes of old documents and stuff, hoping to be able to throw some shit out. and have the rest organized more efficiently. I ended up finding the artwork I did for a Sonichu fan-jam back in 2014 or 2015; I'm not really sure how it got in there, but it's with the others I did now. I also found a tax document, and on the back of it, I had apparently written out a list of what usernames I was considering using to sign up for this site back in January 2014.

Today the possum man came and checked our roof, and told us that we definitely have possums up there, not rats. So that's good.

This took me a second to process. I was imagining a man dressed as a possum or something.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Today, I have learned that the phone company didn't renew my workplace's phone plan like I asked them to at the start of January and instead billed us double what we normally pay after they let the plan expire .

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I added one can of cope straight to my postmates order like I usually do to make them hand it to me and the place I ordered it from gave me a whole log, so that was pretty good

 

[“Fun”times]

Stubbed my toe

 

[nigger of the north]

Scheduled a medical for next month (work mandated.) Should be interesting to see what comes up.

 

[AnOminous]

Shaved my head. For no particular reason. I was just really sick of my remaining hair and baldness seemed preferable.

 

[Madre Muerte]

Laughed at dead people at the museum

 

[The Booba Expert]

Today I have become even more horny for milf tits

 

[Justtocheck]

Today I have become even more horny for milf tits

Today I have learned that anime profile stereotypes are true.

 

[The Booba Expert]

Today I have learned that anime profile stereotypes are true.

Today I have learned it takes some people this long to realize this

 

[Justtocheck]

Today I have learned it takes some people this long to realize this

Today I have failed yet again not to respond to attention whores.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Today I was fired from work so instead Of work I'll be playing vida games and ordering pizza

 

[glass_houses]

Today I watched the new season of Paradise PD until 2:15am. I really liked it, although I did have to stop it and google some of the more obscure Americana in it.

 

[The Booba Expert]

Today I learned I'm even hornier for milfs today than yesterday

 

[NyQuilninja]

Today I learned I'm even hornier for milfs today than yesterday

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