Today is the anniversary of the Clink Malarchuk injury, faggots -

[NQ 952]

 

[Bugaboo]

These days the only interesting things that happen in hockey is some guy throws an octopus onto the ice, also burgers. A player ate one too

 

[Mrs Paul]

Somebody once threw a sex toy.

(I read Malarchuk's book -- the guy ended up seriously messed up after that. )

 

[Bogs]

Apparently two people suffered heart attacks due to the sight. Kind of understandable, seeing as it comes out of nowhere

 

[Mrs Paul]

They said if he had been at the other end of the ice, they'd never have gotten him to the locker room in time, because the way the arena was set up, you could only get there via the one side. The other end was the zamboni entrance.

Also if it had been something like an 8th of an inch higher, he'd have bled out instantly.