Tom claims 11 year olds seduce child molesters - The pedo can't stop! Won't stop!


Beating my meat like everyone's watching.
True & Honest Fan
Tom's just the last of a dying breed, the faulty by product of merging generations with none of the positives to show for it. He's a hippy but he only encompasses the greasy, sleazy aspects. He's into free love but only when it involves being a shameless deviant. He's all about free-range and organic but that means digging through dumpsters for half rotten food. A lot of hippies get by without jobs but Tommy lives off the government.

Troon Draugur

Stilgar of Troon. Facial Fremen-isation surgery
lmao Tommy Tooter is literally going to shit himself to death because he eats dumpster food that's sat out in the sweltering Arizona sun
If only... I suspect by this point, he's like a superbug; immune to that which kills others of it's ilk. That said, if there's anyone who deserves to die of dehydration, shitting themselves, it'd be Tom.

constant exposure

The most inept that ever stepped
Even if this were true, no eleven year old would seduce Tommy. Even undeveloped children have standards, you know. Humbert Humbert was described as a good looking man, miss Wasserberg. Lolita isn't going to fall for some shit-eating old hippy's unwashed cock