If only... I suspect by this point, he's like a superbug; immune to that which kills others of it's ilk. That said, if there's anyone who deserves to die of dehydration, shitting themselves, it'd be Tom.lmao Tommy Tooter is literally going to shit himself to death because he eats dumpster food that's sat out in the sweltering Arizona sun
Because, in his reefer-soaked, marble-smooth brain, he thinks if he can win just one of us around to his distorted way of "thinking", he won't be as blatantly wrong. After all, he wouldn't be alone in thinking as he does... A plan almost as dumb as anyone who genuinely, unironically names him "female"**.