Public Sighting Tom gets a dildo -

[BasedMAGAsavage]

Based James saw Tom tooting away on the saxophone so he decided to give him a little present.

Tommie Tooter gets a dildo

www.youtube.com

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

A bit disappointed as it would've been good to get footage of Tommy's reaction. Maybe Tommy will talk about it in his next live stream.

 

[BasedMAGAsavage]

When Based James put the dildo in Tom's saxophone case he saw the police driving down the street and thought it best to hurry outta there before Tom flagged them down.

 

[Sofonda Cox]

Thomas you better amp your crazy shit up, Yaniv has got you beat on every front right now.

Ask not for whom the Thomas toots - he toots for thee!!

 

[GS 281]

Lmao his sax sounds absolutely horrible how does he make a dime

 

[Rokko]

He had the chance to plug the sax with it, but I guess we cant have everything.

 

[MG 620]

Lmao his sax sounds absolutely horrible how does he make a dime

He doesn't, which is partly why he eats garbage and live in a dump, even though his family is supposedly very wealthy.

 

[Flake452]

This looks like the next series of Bum fights, but instead of fighting they are just passive aggressive to each other.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Lmao his sax sounds absolutely horrible how does he make a dime

You mean that wasn't really Kenny G?

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Tommie on the sax sounds like Squidward on the clarinet wtf

 

[MasterDisaster]

He's still gonna eat it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's still gonna eat it.

He's gonna put it in his butt first.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Tom's sax playing is abysmal. Hasn't he been at it for like 30 years? How is he this fucking bad

 

[Jaded Optimist]

@yawning sneasel was it you who offered Tom money if he could play a particular song (careless whisper?) and he failed horribly? Doyou have that audio clip, it's great for people to hear how bad Tom is at sax when he is trying his best.

 

[GS 281]

@yawning sneasel was it you who offered Tom money if he could play a particular song (careless whisper?) and he failed horribly? Doyou have that audio clip, it's great for people to hear how bad Tom is at sax when he is trying his best.

it was @MasterDisaster. Appearently there is more than one video according to tom on this incident.

I'm being stalked and falsely accused of being a pedophile by James Parisho. He showed up tonight while I was busking on 4th avenue, circling the block in a minivan, throwing things and shouting insults and threats as he went by.
this is the third time he has shown up and cost me money. the first time, he got me thrown out of the gem show by lying to the show promoters, showing them a doctored video clipped from a video i made listing all the things i'm being falsely accused of that made it sound like i was admitting to those things.
he has streamed himself stalking me several times and one of those times, finch was helping him. i have a restraining order on him, but nobody has been able to serve him yet. i would be very grateful for legal contact information so that i can sue the guy.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

it was @MasterDisaster. Appearently there is more than one video according to tom on this incident.

Thanks. I'll look for the audio.

 

[GS 281]

Thanks. I'll look for the audio.

Tom's getting called out rn in the Rainbow group because of what he did to a runaway child.

This is the video linked.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I can't find the audio clip the only clip I can find has been deleted.

 

[El Porko Fako]

I'd laugh my ass off if Tom released a new video and in the background of his pad, you could that giant dildo in all it's glory.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Tom's sax playing is abysmal. Hasn't he been at it for like 30 years? How is he this fucking bad

I've unfortunately heard a lot of him playing at this point so I feel like this is a fairly qualified guess:

He refuses to accept his limitations as a musician and constantly tries to push beyond them. I've heard him play some stuff and it isn't terrible but it is generally not improvised or incredibly difficult.

He'd probably do well as a busker if he'd play songs normal humans would recognize and didn't look like a walking nightmare...I also have to assume the miasma that surrounds makes people think twice about getting close enough to drop coins in his case.