Tommie Goes to Kansas? -

[Freshly Baked Socks]

I saw this profile post, and am excited to learn more about this newthing! Yay for @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg !

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Question is will he take the roaches with him and is this womans name "Pitching Tepee"?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Question is will he take the roaches with him and is this womans name "Pitching Tepee"?

Physically? Depends on when he last changes his clothes before leaving. Philosophically? Tom carries the roaches forever.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Pretty concerning he's doing this the same month he's promised for years to commit suicide.

 

[Aldora]

"Woman" - lol

 

[Autistic]

Question is will he take the roaches with him and is this womans name "Pitching Tepee"?

Nah the roaches can finally get some reprieve from their Tommy infestation. I hope they have more than some bait to get rid of tommy or else they are going to be facing a reinfestation

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

LOL, I bet it's a catfish

 

[Looney Troons]

“Sensible farmers that spoke up”

lol. We only bitched because the thread was somehow even more stupid and pathetic than Tom himself.

And yes, best case scenario is that Tom loads up all of his rocks and roaches (the insect) and travels cross country a la Chris Chan to end up at some old black woman’s house who calls the police on him because he looks like an out of season Halloween costume.

 

[Doppio Vinegar]

inb4 the house isn't even there and he gets ghosted the second he gets on the road

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Press X to doubt

How desperate is Tom to get his dick wet that he is always willing to move cross country for any person who asks, sight unseen?

 

[repentance]

inb4 the house isn't even there and he gets ghosted the second he gets on the road

She's a real person and she does own the house.

She's supposed to be coming to pick him up by 7 December, so we don't have too long to wait for the next step in this saga.

The "foundation"

https://www.facebook.com/Kaw-Valley-Hydrodynamic-Development-Consultants-105419401417437/

 

[Toasty]

OMG I can't wait for the let down on this one! These are always so fun.

 

[AnOminous]

OMG I can't wait for the let down on this one! These are always so fun.

Lolcow road trips are the best sagas, e.g. REEEthan Ralph, Chris's own catfish journey.

 

[repentance]

Lolcow road trips are the best sagas, e.g. REEEthan Ralph, Chris's own catfish journey.

I'm going to be so disappointed if one of them calls the road trip off. How often do you get to watch a folie a deux unfold in real time?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Press X to doubt
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Who’s the faggot? Well, if you’re both women, then you’re the faggot. Did you forget that you’re a woman?

I’ve heard that trans people with dementia often forget they’re trans, but it’s sad to see it happen in real time.

 

[Vancouver Terry Bollea]

I didn't think he could top the psych hold saga from earlier this year, but this just might do it

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Press X to doubt
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How desperate is Tom to get his dick wet that he is always willing to move cross country for any person who asks, sight unseen?

Hope it involves suicide!

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

plenty of corn to sustain the roaches, plenty of farm animals to molest.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I hope Tom doesn't forget to rent another truck before the catfish occurs.

 

[repentance]

I wonder if he'll keep shoving a camera in Brenda's face like he did to Robert.