Tommie Goes to Kansas? -

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
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If the space jews are already on their way to fix up Tommy why wouldn't they fix up his fatty's material body? Hasn't he told her about his being a six-pointed-starchild?
A few days before he announced his engagement to this woman who is absolutely the love of his life and not a Russian dude with a crowbar, he was gloating about how we’d all be sorry when the aliens got here. Now, not a word. Almost as if his belief in Spacejewmageddon was just a coping mechanism for a wasted life.

Wonder what he’s going to do next year when the Space Jews haven’t arrived and he realises he’s been catfished. Probably shit himself and do nothing.
 

repentance

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A few days before he announced his engagement to this woman who is absolutely the love of his life and not a Russian dude with a crowbar, he was gloating about how we’d all be sorry when the aliens got here. Now, not a word. Almost as if his belief in Spacejewmageddon was just a coping mechanism for a wasted life.

Wonder what he’s going to do next year when the Space Jews haven’t arrived and he realises he’s been catfished. Probably shit himself and do nothing.
According to Tommy, Brenda told him that the space jews won't be coming any time soon - even though a week before he was saying that NA elders were saying something significant would happen around the solstice, and Tommy took that to mean the arrival of the space jews.
 
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