Inspired by the fan (non) fiction : https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-bestiality-fantasy-of-dee-prices.75664/, I have made a thread dedicated to stories about Tommy in one dedicated space, so they don't get lost.
Have fun!
Have fun!
Another haiku for Tom:
Posting on forums
Everyone seems to hate me
Time to smoke ditch weed
The disgusting Bum
Once there was disgusting bum named tom
he was so disgusting everybody died
the end
That's pretty good. It made me laugh.My attempt at a Tommy horror story/creepypasta.
It's been a while since I've told this story, mainly do to the fact that people just don't believe me when I do. I swear on my life that it happened, though. I'm going to tell you all about the dark night on an Arizona highway that I encountered a cryptid.
I was heading East on Insterstate 10 on a trip to New Mexico in July of 2019. It had been dark for about half an hour when I stopped at a gas station convenience store just outside of Tucson. I used the restroom, bought a few things and was heading back to my car when I saw a woman nervously looking around the parking lot. Before I could even ask if she was all right, she walks up to me and holds up her phone.
"Um, hi excuse me. Have you seen a dog running around here? I stopped to let her pee and she got off her leash, I can't find her anywhere!" I looked down at the phone and sure enough the wallpaper was a picture of the same woman cuddling a black lab puppy.
"Oh, uh no, I haven't seen her. I could give you a hand taking a look around, though." I said, pulling out my phone and turning on the flashlight.
"Thank you! Her name is Cassie. She loves people, she should come if you call her. The last place I saw here was over here to the side..."
The two of us spent the next few minutes checking under cars and bushes. The woman, who's name was Sarah and still obviously worried half to death, blurted out Cassie's entire life story: where she was adopted from, how she just turned 18 months old, etc. We were just rounding the corner to the side of the store where the dumpster and "employees only" entrance was. That's when I heard it: the sound of a dog whimpering. We both rushed in the direction of the sound. I didn't want to worry Sarah any further but I knew that coyotes lived out here and was fearing the worst.
The side of the building was extremely dark, the only illumination being our cell phone lights and a yellow flickering bulb above the door. What appeared to be a disheveled man was hunched over, slowly creeping toward the dog as it whined and back away. We both stood there, shocked. Sarah spoke first.
"What the hell are you doing?! Get away from my dog!" I took a few steps forward.
"Leave the dog alone you crazy asshole!"
That's when the... thing turned toward us and shambled into the light. It looked human but it couldn't have been. Superficially, it looked like a withered old man wearing filthy tie-die that it must have fished out of a hippie's trash can. Once I got a closer look, I could see that his skin wasn't just filthy... it looked dead. As if this thing had skinned a corpse and was wearing the flesh in a futile attempt at a disguise. It's watery eyes focused on us and its expression went from slack jawed to a twisted smile. It shuffled closer to the dog again and pointed a pair of gnarled fingers at the terrified dog's hindquarters.
"Noooo..." It hissed. "The dog wantssss it..."
It was at this moment that the dog rushed forward and sprinted toward her owner. As soon as Sarah grabbed her I put myself in between them and the monster, pulling out a can pf pepper spray I carried while I was on the road. The monster, startled, then roared at us. At least I thought it was a roar... the thing was coughing. The sound was deafening, like being feet away from a thunderclap. It was then that the smell hit us. The odor that came out of this thing's mouth was something like a cross between the worst Mexican skunk weed you've ever smelled and a fast food dumpster on a 105 degree day.
Sarah screamed and I stumbled backward, dropping the bag of stuff I'd bought in the store as well as my pepper spray, as the creature advanced toward us again. I scrambled to pick my pepper spray and brought it up to the creature just as it was about to reach me. I fired off a spray. The monster screamed like a vampire that had been dunked in holy water and turned to flee off into the night.
The strangest thing? After everything had calmed down, after the two of us ran back into the store and called the cops, I realized something. The can I had picked up and sprayed the monster with? It wasn't my pepper spray. What I had picked up in the darkness and confusion was a can of air freshener that I had just bought in the store for my car. I have idea what kind of creature reacts that violently to the smell of "spring linen" but that's a question I'm not sure I want an answer too. All I know is... despite the official statement from the cops that it was a crazy homeless man, I KNOW that thing wasn't human. And that it's still out there.
Why do you hate fun?
Tom once found he a husband in CaliforniaI have found a wife
She lived in Colorado
But she saw me and died.