800 pages is actually not that much for a longstanding cow. You would know this if you weren’t too lazy to look for yourself.So is there an award or ceremony or something to mark 800 pages in a thread? How does this thread rank in terms of longest threads on the farms?
Thank you for the recap. Tom needs to realise that he’s not interesting enough to merit sitting through hours of footage for the sake of a couple of sentences.This a pretty funny video, Tom thank you very much. I appreciate the shout-out along with much more accomplished seasoned kiwis too bro. You should be kinder to Dee though. She's a poor tortured soul and needs love not hate.
This video is filled with wishful thinking, feelings, and lies. Also a lot of laughs. Highlight for me:
Tom's totally real friend is a nurse. In fact, she's the head nurse in the mentally ill ward. What are the odds this was his nurse in one of his many stays in the looney bin?
-Tom reminds us that he is a very, very special and unique snowflake. He's perhaps the internet's oldest Tumblrina
-He's neither man, woman, nor human. But one thing that is DEFINITELY true is that he's heard from his brother and mother. He didn't just spam their emails and voicemails with deranged rambling he promises.
-The intersex cope is repeated
-Apparently Tom's hovel isn't so bad. Some guy he talked to at APS said his hovel is just "lived in". What manner of creature "lived" there wasn't specified, however.
-Tom doesn't actually want to talk to us. He's lowering himself by posting here thousands of times per year.
3 minutes-18 minutes
-Boomer reading
-Our amateur psycho analysis is pathetic. None of us have any credentials and there is no way we can appreciate or understand his genius.
-In fact, a lot of people enjoy Tom's brilliance! Most people laugh with him not at him and we just don't understand his insane babbling
-Kiwis get shout outs!
Mediocre Milt:
-YOU'RE GOING TO GET SKULL FUCKED BOY. THE SPACE JEWS ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU A VAGINA AND THEN LET TOM FUCK IT
-Also, keep your furry shit out of polite society. Tom is very proper. He suggests you stop debasing yourself and that proper Victorian manners require you to act like an unwashed hobo troon.
-Also, stop intimating that Tom is an incel. He's definitely not.
Tragichan:
-You just don't understand that it's fetishists attacking Tom! Lay off would ya!?
Blue Armed Devil:
-You won the honor of a special seminar on Kikery. Tom spergs about Judaism. Nurse, We're gonna need 50 mg of Zyklon-B...STAT
-The space jews have told Tom that Zionism is a nonsensical fairy tale
Dave Price:
-Tommy is a hippy activist and you're a sex slave faggot. Stop your persecution of Tom and his friends. Also, you don't get to define trannyism bigot
-Unhinged sperging
-Some of Tom's closest friends that he jerks off to and stalks on social media are troons. I think a few of them are coming close to voting age too.
-Your father is going to learn that Tom has been right along bitch. Your inheritance will no doubt be forfeit to Tom..which is convenient for Tom as his family has disowned him
-YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS REDUNDANT DAVE! Tom brings original content. Sabrina was 40 years ago and the molested dog has been dead for decades!
I get a shout out! I also get called the R word AND The N word...not bad for the new guy!
-Tom empowers people. He's not mentally ill.
Positron:
-Listen boy, Tranny is OUR WORD. There's a different word in Spanish for transgender....(I think it's "loco")
18 minutes-23 minutes
-Tom adds salt in the wounds of displaced and genocided natives by butchering their ancestral tongue
-Natives tolerate any and all behavior apparently. In fact they love mincing creeps skulking around their reserves.
Mariposa Electrique
-You are a bourgeois racist pig slut puta. Tom attempts some type of accent while claiming he has no money problems. Not sure how that's related to you but whatever.
-He's waiting for his parents to die so he can start living authentically. Bear in mind..this man is almost 70
-His sister "won't let it go" and his brother is a coward
-Tom tries to talk in to the mic from across the hovel. He attempts to play some blues scales on the piano and fails.
23 minutes-26 minutes
-Impromptu piano concert over
-We are all kids with cognitive issues. We can't follow divine manic BPD hobo logic
-Dave gets another shout out in a weird Jewy sort of voice
-Tom disagrees with how you characterize him
26 minutes-34 minutes
-Tom discusses touching himself. Sexy
-Tom admits he may have tried to suck dick to pay for the surgery but noone would pay him so instead he turned his saxophone loose on the cruel world who rejected him
-Tom admits he can't stand looking at himself...I think Kiwis and Tom might find common ground after all
-Dave: if you can't spell don't talk shit bitch.
-Just a butt: if you call Tom a pedophile dogfucker he'll call Dee Dave. So knock it off sport.
-Tom loves Kiwis who shit talk Dave
-Congratulations to Mediocre Milt and Blue Armed Devil...You're off the shit list! Milt is just a dumbass. Blue armed Devil is a very objective reliable source.
34 Minutes-49 minutes
-Moronic science lesson from someone who doesn't know anything about science.
-Tom admits he's on the spectrum
-Tom has totally found a very real friend on the east coast who would go to some stupid gathering of people who should have been sent to Vietnam to die in the jungle
-Tom's totally real friend is a nurse. In fact, she's the head nurse in the mentally ill ward. What are the odds this was his nurse in one of his many stays in the looney bin?
-Tom Grew out of his autism....<<cough cough cough>> he didn't grow out of his COPD, however.
-The golden years of the Jews was living as Dhimmi under the wise Muslims
-Tom actually LIKES some of the kiwis!
-There is no valid reason to call him a pedo once you get past all of his past admissions and the available evidence
-He refers to doctors and scientists as "we". Well, we know for a fact the only work Tom did at the lab was clean toilets and try to fuck the animals used in experiments
-Some other worthless hippy outed Tom as a predator but only because Tom was going to narc on him for beating his wife
49 minutes-Fin
-Tom is a happy queer with a happy life. His family loves him because they're Jews.
-Back to the art grift: Tom is putting his filthy foot down!
-He has delusions that the estate will be split three ways even though he's been written out of the will.
-My personal feeling is that the grift is Tom will harass his family and act like such a cunt they'll give him some token amount to fuck off. He'll waste it on something dumb
-To close out Tom asks the most obvious question that should be on the minds of all Lolcows "Why should he care"
In response to Tom’s claim: he is the fetishist. That being said, I’m going to say that I don’t think his fetishes are specifically the ones we say. But rather, he’s such a degenerate coomer that he’d stick his dick in anything.
