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Tommy Tooter What if Thread -
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If you are from New Zealand, your government is hunting you. Read this letter from NZ Police, then change your email address if you're using a personal account. Start using a VPN everywhere. I'm setting data retention to zero for the immediate future. Warrant canary is in the footer.
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He'd shart himself and do nothing.
Damn, I was going to make this EXACT thread. Oh well. What if Tommy was FTM instead of MTF?
This is going to be the de facto answer to every question, isn't it?
What if Tommy took a time machine back to 1999 and met his past self?
what if tommy were a typical grandpa in retirement with normal hobbies
What if Tommy took a shower and brushed his teeth?
The toothbrush would spontaneously combust due to being in direct contact with his dumpster garbage food-ridden teeth, the few that are even remaining in his mouth, that is.
He would be convicted of theft for stealing it.
What if Tom opens a Fung Goo dojo?
BigTodd
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He'd be a transman....gotta get those social justice points and victim status!
Phil would bounce and squeek because Tommy yelled at a bunch of antifa punks and actually looked sane for once (check the "Chairman Mao's Kids" thread for full details.)
And that's what would happen irl, they already met once on FB when Greta Martela gathered together a posse, which later kicked Tom out because he kept posting links to this site the other people didn't want to be posted in the public parts of their fb group.
They would be abducted and brutally molested by an aging hippie with severe mental problems and extreme drug addiction
Tom would suck the poop off his dick
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