What if Tommy went to Hell?
If Tom hasn't learned by now, it's unlikely he'd be any better as a younger version of himself. He would most likely still be displaying exceptional behavior, albeit more closer to a rat king rather than a horrorcow, assuming he has better hygiene without dementia.What if Tommy wasnt old and was in his 20s or 30s? Would his internet behavior and antics be worse or would he take a different route altogether?
Why buy it when he can make his own?What if Tom bought a pint of tard cum?
A really good episode of hells kitchenWhat if Tommy became a chef?
Would that make Tom's neck a "poop shoot"?Tom would suck the poop off his dick
(Not that Tom ever tries to be pleasant. He just goes on and on about how many people like and look up to him and we know that’s bullshit.)
What if Tom got into a fight with a rabid opossum?
Now I know what I want for Christmas.A really good episode of hells kitchen
What if Tommy took a shower and brushed his teeth?
He'd come up with a story about how Sonichu was lying in his bed when he got home from work and that he regrets not kicking Sonichu out of the bed.What if Tooter raped Sonichu?
What if Tom started making "instruments" out of trash he finds dumpster diving?