His literal uncleanliness or ritual uncleanliness?
Both actually. Pretty sure that eating food out of a dumpster qualifies as a ritually unclean act per the Old Testament. Leviticus 19:7. Tom being a Levite priest/jew shaman and all, would be allowed to eat the sacrifice. He'd be dumpster diving behind the temple for sure.
And if it be eaten at all on the third day, it is abominable; it shall not be accepted.
Actually, I can't remember if Tom claims family lineage to Aaron or Levi. Same thing I think, but would potentially date the portion of the Old Testament that he claims to hail from.
Pretty sure bestiality is a ritually unclean act as well. Deuteronomy 27:21 says:
Cursed is he who has sex relations with any sort of beast. And let all the people say, So be it.
How many mitzvot do you think Tom keeps?
He missed the one about "thou shall not lay with dogs and minor children"