Tone-deaf brewery wants to name beers “Flint Michigan Tap Water,” “Black Beers Matter”Finally, a brewery for people like us!

Welp know where I am going next summer if they are still around.

 

I don't even drink and I would patronize this brewery.

 

The whole article is just "people left mean comments on their page! they're as good as dead! epic win for an epic fail!"

So I'm going to assume their sales will only increase this coming year.

 

I would drink this beer.

Also:

Spoiler: Good information for those poor souls in Flint MI

 

The craft brew industry is full of soy. Funny to see it get shaken up.

 

Oh fuck off. This is the first time in years they've given a shit about Flint's tap water.

 

i guess now that hops puns and edgy sex related names are overdone for craft beers, breweries need a new gimmick

 

Oh please, there's always been funny beer names, such as Old Leg Humper, which has a label showing a dog humping a woman's leg. Damn good porter too. Fuck the soggy shitstains that have zero humor and infect everything.

 

Oh God please yes. I don't drink beer, but I'd drink this on general principle.

 

Not only were these people not going to buy the beer but they're just giving in to the brewer's publicity stunt. The brewer probably knows all about outrage culture and is using these few, screaming idiots to advertise them for free to people who actually drink beer and not piss wine like these chucklefucks do.

 

I should give him some ideas for beer names. The Porter Wall or the Deporter, and other names that could cause outrage. If you have any other names, feel free to throw them out.

 

this is the thing i've noticed about craft beer culture: there's a lot of fake, performative masculinity. middle class nerds pretending like they're tough and outdoorsy because they can grow a beard and own some plaid shirts. it's aggravating.

 

Joke's on them, it's still beer

 

A classic way to advertise a product is to have it make the news. Thanks to today's outrage culture, that appears easier than ever. How many people would have heard of this brewery if some soyboy hadn't written about how offended he was by them?

 

Soooooooo
How is these guys making money off "black beers matters" any different then those Soyboi fucktards who make money selling "hands up, don't shoot" or "I CANT BREATHE" t shirts and goodies on Redbubble or other sites for profit? Oh wait, because they give lip service to the causes they make money off of, and donate 1% profit to the causes. ...... maybe.

 

Well if several internet commenters agree, I guess it's true!

 

Not sure I like the fact that they're pretending like theyre trying to raise awareness about issues. It'd be better if they just told the soy boys who have a problem with the names to fuck off.

 

Moland Springs Water.

 

I greatly enjoy craft beer, but “craft beer types” are annoying shitheads. This has been a whining point for years in the independent brewery scene, pussy-ass males trying to virtue signal and attract women to the hobby by bitching about sexism in beer names/labels.

Which is funny because the women I’ve known who like craft beer tend to be rough around the edges and promiscuous. Or carpet munchers. And still rough around the edges and promiscuous.

The guys who complain about these things are either trying to attract women or appease the woman who holds the key to his cock cage.