Top 10 Worst DSPGaming 2017 Moments - By TheSecretLifeOfDSP

[KingjadVCMP]

So the much-anticipated compilation is out, and I felt it deserved its own topic. Personally I laughed at number 6 - Phil mocking the claims that DSP Enterprises was a shell company and that he owed thousands in back taxes...while I remembered about the incident I'd forgotten how he'd brushed it off!

 

[Near]

SoK downfall is 1h:16m:18s for curious ppl

 

[SilkyEnigma]

3 hours? God damn!

 

[A Witty Name]

For those who don't want to sift through a 3 hour video

Spoiler

10. Phil's rage quits and rage deletes.
9. DSP's technical incompetence, namely the Switch brick and stream issues.
8. The death of KOGaming.
7. The DSP hack and leak.
6. Twitch and Chill.
5. Toxicity to his audience (bans, lying to his "fans", bailing on patreon playthroughs, etc.).
4. E-begging the whole year.
3. The death of the Sons of Kojima.
2. Getting dumped by Leanna.
1. Getting fired from Machinima (includes the Laveria saga).

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Kinda wondering if the fall of the sok should be considered a worst DSPGaming moment - thoughts?

 

[BIgBadWolf]

Kinda wondering if the fall of the sok should be considered a worst DSPGaming moment - thoughts?

It's not really a DSP moment per say.
Phil thinking all his problems would go away with the sok was dumb but that was to be expected.

 

[carolburnett]

DSP 2k17: I'm not asking for anything financial - I can't anymore
DSP 2k18: FUNDRAISER FUNDRAISER FUNDRAISER

 

[carolburnett]

Kinda wondering if the fall of the sok should be considered a worst DSPGaming moment - thoughts?

Sorry to double post. I don't think sok downfall qualifies as a worst DSP moment, but I get the urge to include it. I think all that content would have been a better separate video - a little mini doc. The whole video was pretty long and I skipped through a lot of it, many of the moments didn't seem moments but strung together similarities. Maybe cutting it down a bit or breaking down the moments (top 15 a lot did happen this year) might have helped a little. But , what a fucking year, and a hell of an edit.

 

[Jotaro]

Watching this I'm reminded of how the Twitch & Chill stream was just BRUTAL and I enjoyed every second of it. Man, in retrospect, I chose a fine year to jump down the DSP rabbit hole. I hope 2018 is a similarly wildly entertaining train-wreck from start to finish. TheSecretLifeOfDSP did a fantastic job with this video.

 

[StylishAcolyte]

Watching this I'm reminded of how the Twitch & Chill stream was just BRUTAL and I enjoyed every second of it. Man, in retrospect, I chose a fine year to jump down the DSP rabbit hole. I hope 2018 is a similarly wildly entertaining train-wreck from start to finish. TheSecretLifeOfDSP did a fantastic job with this video.

I think his laugh during that stream was the fakest in his entire carreer.

Also, i think he should've left out the SoK part and made it a separate video, or outright not have it at all (Which is what i would've prefered). It threw a wrench in the whole video for me and i stopped enjoying it at that point

 

[Dirt McGirt]

This is a really cool blast from the recent past. Plus it's strange reading "King of Politics"

 

[BrunoMattei]

I'll repeat what I said in the main Phil thread: I laughed, I got teary-eyed, I got angry, and I was amazed. This is an AMAZING achievement on many different levels.

Hands down this is the best "detractor" video of all time. Watch this.

 

[CausticMinory]

:powerlevel:Watching the part about the SOK especially the Alice bit just made me cringe Soo goddamn hard. Like I joined here during the SOK downfall and that scummy action of looking up her obituary was just the most fucked.

 

[BrunoMattei]

:powerlevel:Watching the part about the SOK especially the Alice bit just made me cringe Soo goddamn hard. Like I joined here during the SOK downfall and that scummy action of looking up her obituary was just the most fucked.

That and the viewer who lost his brother and who was repeatedly insulted by Phil hit me right in the feels.

 

[PieceofShet]

I made it into the video, I got a verbal shoutout... so you guys can suck my d*ck

 

[PieceofShet]

This video is 2 hours longer then it should be and its waaaaaaaaaaay too much edited. Just like the tekken video.

 

[Grumbles]

The breakup part is almost sad. Knowing now that basically immediately after she finally left he was pissing away $18k+ on one or more international escorts and then blowing even them off, it just makes the whole thing almost make me feel bad for Leanna, who was just a naive kid who got strung along and dragged across the country by a militant narcissist. She may be sort of abrasive herself, but no one deserves to have all those years lost caring for a man who cannot love anything but money and his own self-important bullshit. I don't know. This dude is a never ending circus of misery for every single person who comes into contact with him. Even his beloved paypigs are browbeaten constantly just by being near his royal goutness. They can't even enjoy being his asspals without constantly having to rewire their brains to defend a sentient pile of spiders from the big bad internet. I feel exceptional just writing this, but whatever, this video is good.

How can a fuckin' person generate so much bullshit in one year that you can make a three hour video about him and still not even include everything. I don't know, the pig roach is a garbage dump of a human. It would be sad if he wasn't so gleefully unaware of how much of a black hole he is.

 

[Transvaalan]

I think his laugh during that stream was the fakest in his entire carreer.

Also, i think he should've left out the SoK part and made it a separate video, or outright not have it at all (Which is what i would've prefered). It threw a wrench in the whole video for me and i stopped enjoying it at that point

I don't really get who the SoK are, and the multihour streams of them are boring as fuck to me, so I don't know who Alice is or what the drama is.

Can anyone summarize the SoK for me, what they did, other than smack talk DSP, and what Fuchs did and why it killed SoK?

 

[BrunoMattei]

I don't really get who the SoK are, and the multihour streams of them are boring as fuck to me, so I don't know who Alice is or what the drama is.

Can anyone summarize the SoK for me, what they did, other than smack talk DSP, and what Fuchs did and why it killed SoK?

The SoK were a "detractor" podcast that had weekly episodes where they scrutinize everything Phil and his most loyal paypigs (Sammy Somosa, KGhaleon, I think Vidar came along much later) were up to. The episodes often lasted around 3-4 hours but could run up to 6 and they had some special guests on there such as Mister Metokur and DasBoaschitt (and that lead to another episode of drama). They also had Let's Endures where they watch This Is How You DON'T Play videos and commentate over them ala MST3K (but much less funny 99% of the time).

If you want to know just what in the fuck happened then watch this part of the video:

 

[The Janitor]

Really enjoyed last year's video. This video is also really good. Props, SLoDSP, you deserve a medal.

Edit: The quote at about 1:50:45 (yes, I've sat through the whole video so far) is one of the most important things that I think anyone on this site should know.