I decided to put together a list of my absolute favorite CWC videos. Yeah, I’m kinda bored today. Originally, this was going to be a Top 10, but there’s so many classics, it was virtually impossible to choose only ten without being unfair.
Note: these are just my personal choices, and I tried to cover classic CWC mostly. I haven’t seen every single Chris video a hundred times, nor do I remember every little detail of each one. I’m sure most of you will disagree with the list, and I’m sure you have your own personal favorites. Feel free to make a list of your own, if you so please (:
I also didn’t include any sex videos (yeah, no JULAY), and tried to just let Chris be Chris, as much as possible.
That said, here they are, my personal Top 15 Favorite CWC Videos Ever:
Well anyway, thanks for reading (if you read it), and I hope y’all enjoyed the list (:
Note: these are just my personal choices, and I tried to cover classic CWC mostly. I haven’t seen every single Chris video a hundred times, nor do I remember every little detail of each one. I’m sure most of you will disagree with the list, and I’m sure you have your own personal favorites. Feel free to make a list of your own, if you so please (:
I also didn’t include any sex videos (yeah, no JULAY), and tried to just let Chris be Chris, as much as possible.
That said, here they are, my personal Top 15 Favorite CWC Videos Ever:
15 CWC’S Future Message
Chris’ manifesto, recorded on his 25th birthday, this classic was part of the original Yep, I’m on TV DVD and it’s memorable for its portray of pre e-fame, optimistic, blazer-wearing CWC. It also introduced several phrases that would eventually become celebrated CWCisms, such as STAY STRAIGHT, sweetheart, fuzzy-wuzzies, prickly-wicklies, tobacky, among others.
14 Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown
Chris’ entry for the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest displays his ineptitude not only at rapping, but also dancing and editing. This isn’t really news to anyone, but the gold here is in the cheap default PSEye effects that Chris throws out at random, in an attempt to make his video look more professional. The highlights are the “Birthday Boy” effect and the flames.
13 CWC’s Second Message
The second video he made after his internet discovery (so he’s obviously tard raging about ED), and a beloved classic for Christorians. For me, honestly, this video would’ve made the list only for the opening: “Citizens of the internet: I present an open message to each and every one of you”. And it’s all downhill from there.
12 Chris Comes Out of the Closet (Take 2)
“Fine. I’m guhhh. I’m gaaay. I’m gay. Pfft. I said it. I said it”. *fondles Optimus Prime doll*
11 Tour of Chris’ House (Inside)
The video that exposed the mess that is 14BC in greater detail, and Barb’s hoarding (“pack rat”) tendencies in particular. This would also be the direct catalyst to one of the greatest CWC moments ever (featured a bit higher on the list, so keep reading!).
10 For my Sweetest Ivy
The first creepy moment to be featured on this list (though not the last one), this nightmare-inducing description of Chris and Ivy’s date could be one of the weirdest things ever uploaded on the internet (and we’re only at number 10, folks!). Obvious highlight: “I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together”
. Oh man I always cringe when I hear that.
09 For J-R’s Eyes Only.MOV
Things keep getting creepier, as CWC gives you a pussy-eating tutorial, complete with “Mount And Do Me” t-shirt and muscle-bra, ya know, to keep manboobs from bouncing. You all knew this was coming.
08 CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009
07 Take That Page DOWN NOW a.k.a. Chris Hulks Out
These were hard to choose, since there’s so many tard-rage videos. But they are my absolute favorites, especially Chris Hulks Out, because of how fake his anger sounds. Highlights: NNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
06 Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 a.k.a. Christian Crashes Into Slumber
Chris mourns the loss of Blanca, hilariously. No CWC list would be complete without this. “The pickle man tricked me again…”
05 Chris Sings Lovin’ You
Only five remain, so it’s about time we get serious. Chris unleashed this into the world in honor of his sweetheart, Ivy. The Ivy Saga surely had some of the creepiest videos Chris ever made, hands down. And we love it.
04 CWC’s Message to Ivy
He’ll be in your dreams…
03 Music Video Holding Out For a Hero
This video is a bit special to me, since it was my introduction to CWC. It remains one of my favorites, and probably one of the – unintentionally – funniest things Chris has ever made. His expression when he’s playing the plastic guitar, images being recycled, the song, everything about it it’s just gold. Electric Hedgehog Power!
02 CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
I don’t think I need to comment on this. It’s as classic CWC as it gets. Or perhaps classic IAN BRENNAN SOMETHING.
01 THAT IS MY HOUSE
And here it is. My favorite CWC video ever. Kind of an obvious choice, but there we go. This video is the Citizen Kane of the CWC canon. I love everything about it. His delusion about having a personal army of fans. Bob’s cameo, and Chris’ expression suddenly changing when his father walks in. I’M WORKING ON IT. MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME. OFF! THE! INTERNET! NownownowNOWNOWNOW. Every moment in this video is glorious. It’s definitely his peak.
Chris’ manifesto, recorded on his 25th birthday, this classic was part of the original Yep, I’m on TV DVD and it’s memorable for its portray of pre e-fame, optimistic, blazer-wearing CWC. It also introduced several phrases that would eventually become celebrated CWCisms, such as STAY STRAIGHT, sweetheart, fuzzy-wuzzies, prickly-wicklies, tobacky, among others.
14 Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown
Chris’ entry for the Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown contest displays his ineptitude not only at rapping, but also dancing and editing. This isn’t really news to anyone, but the gold here is in the cheap default PSEye effects that Chris throws out at random, in an attempt to make his video look more professional. The highlights are the “Birthday Boy” effect and the flames.
13 CWC’s Second Message
The second video he made after his internet discovery (so he’s obviously tard raging about ED), and a beloved classic for Christorians. For me, honestly, this video would’ve made the list only for the opening: “Citizens of the internet: I present an open message to each and every one of you”. And it’s all downhill from there.
12 Chris Comes Out of the Closet (Take 2)
“Fine. I’m guhhh. I’m gaaay. I’m gay. Pfft. I said it. I said it”. *fondles Optimus Prime doll*
11 Tour of Chris’ House (Inside)
The video that exposed the mess that is 14BC in greater detail, and Barb’s hoarding (“pack rat”) tendencies in particular. This would also be the direct catalyst to one of the greatest CWC moments ever (featured a bit higher on the list, so keep reading!).
10 For my Sweetest Ivy
The first creepy moment to be featured on this list (though not the last one), this nightmare-inducing description of Chris and Ivy’s date could be one of the weirdest things ever uploaded on the internet (and we’re only at number 10, folks!). Obvious highlight: “I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together”
. Oh man I always cringe when I hear that.09 For J-R’s Eyes Only.MOV
Things keep getting creepier, as CWC gives you a pussy-eating tutorial, complete with “Mount And Do Me” t-shirt and muscle-bra, ya know, to keep manboobs from bouncing. You all knew this was coming.
08 CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009
07 Take That Page DOWN NOW a.k.a. Chris Hulks Out
These were hard to choose, since there’s so many tard-rage videos. But they are my absolute favorites, especially Chris Hulks Out, because of how fake his anger sounds. Highlights: NNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
06 Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 a.k.a. Christian Crashes Into Slumber
Chris mourns the loss of Blanca, hilariously. No CWC list would be complete without this. “The pickle man tricked me again…”
05 Chris Sings Lovin’ You
Only five remain, so it’s about time we get serious. Chris unleashed this into the world in honor of his sweetheart, Ivy. The Ivy Saga surely had some of the creepiest videos Chris ever made, hands down. And we love it.
04 CWC’s Message to Ivy
He’ll be in your dreams…
03 Music Video Holding Out For a Hero
This video is a bit special to me, since it was my introduction to CWC. It remains one of my favorites, and probably one of the – unintentionally – funniest things Chris has ever made. His expression when he’s playing the plastic guitar, images being recycled, the song, everything about it it’s just gold. Electric Hedgehog Power!
02 CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!
I don’t think I need to comment on this. It’s as classic CWC as it gets. Or perhaps classic IAN BRENNAN SOMETHING.
01 THAT IS MY HOUSE
And here it is. My favorite CWC video ever. Kind of an obvious choice, but there we go. This video is the Citizen Kane of the CWC canon. I love everything about it. His delusion about having a personal army of fans. Bob’s cameo, and Chris’ expression suddenly changing when his father walks in. I’M WORKING ON IT. MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME. OFF! THE! INTERNET! NownownowNOWNOWNOW. Every moment in this video is glorious. It’s definitely his peak.
Well anyway, thanks for reading (if you read it), and I hope y’all enjoyed the list (:
