TORRID HAUL-VLOGMAS DAY 8 12/8/18 -

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Islamic Content:

• Opens up with Becky and Twinkie
• Twinkie looks fatter than ever
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• Becky is taking Twinkie to the bathroom
• Becky drones on about how nostalgic her sister’s house is because it’s where she grew up (Becky is the Queen of Nostalgia at this point)
• Twinkie tries to chase someone on a moped (probably the most exercise Twinkie has had in a while)
• The Hambeast appears now
• Says she might not do a try-on because her and Becky are going to Becky’s home
• Amberlynn Couture
  
  
  
  This red tent is in a size 6 as well as her shirts
  
  
  Fashion show with Necks and Hamber
  
  
  Necks is seen wearing her best shirt and sweatpants. Amber says she looks gorgeous. Amber is seen wearing her red sweater tent with a chic top bun accessorized with a red scrunchie
  
  
  The whole gang is seen together before heading off to the mystical land called “Becky’s sister’s house”. Before they get there, they are stopped by a parade. After the parade ends, Amber tells everyone she’s in “inexcrusiating” pain. Let’s everyone know she’s nervous about seeing a doctor about it. Amber thinks it could possibly be a blood clot.
  
  Necks is spotted under the tree playing a game with her family. Amber, being the best guest, zooms in on people and makes them feel uncomfortable.
  
  After the festivities, Amber ends the vlog by taking some ibuprofen with Sprite Zero.
• Thus ends another Vlogmas

 

[IN 075]

"So Amberlynn, when are you going to start taking control of your health and finally put effort into dieting?"

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

Spoiler: Twinkie in 2019

Y'all have been warned.

 

[easyaf]

"Inscrutiating pain. I know everyone hates it when I say that word"

Yes, because you say it wrong.

I'm interested to see if she'll ever update us about the doc visit (assuming it's been made) and how she's going to twist out of any tests being done. I can't image any legit doctor letting her out without them at her size. Of course we're talking about ALs doctor so it may be to assume legit.

If it does end up being a real thing though this could definitely be the official start of The Bed Bound Chronicles. She'll try to rest it for a while and then won't be able to get up. Even if the leg got better, if it happened over Christmas (already a time of indulgence) her weight would shoot up so fast.

 

[raritycunt]

Another fucking torrid haul? Jesus Christ. Can she at least put the clothes on the right way round this time?

NEW VIDEO; *twinkie having a piss*

Whew chile, the ghetto

 

[CindyChafe]

Stop with the creep shots and go get that blood clot looked at if you don’t want Becky to wake up next to your cold lifeless body and have another dead relative story.

 

[Not me]

Everyone in that household has a fucking bad hair cut

 

[ADHD]

Such a dainty gorl, amazing hair, super kyoote

Once a week? More like once a month.

She really should wash her hair more often, she'd burn a ton of calories.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

She can't even fit a whole shirt in the frame, they're so huge. That's... amazing. I almost want to get one just to see if it'll double as bed sheets.

 

[FrownyFace]

Rickie sitting on the floor of the double wide with a headache. Eric dicks around on his phone in silence. Amber cackles while Becky relatives bicker about stupid shit. Becky has to tell us who each stocking belongs to in her normal dull pacing.

Also, my favorite part of her Torrid hauls is when she opens a size Torrid six and exclaims how small it looks.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

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Such a dainty gorl, amazing hair, super kyoote
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Once a week? More like once a month.

She really should wash her hair more often, she'd burn a ton of calories.

So in 8 days she has washed her hair 3 times but then she says she washes it once a week?

Gorl.

 

[Xenomorph]

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Such a dainty gorl, amazing hair, super kyoote
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Once a week? More like once a month.

She really should wash her hair more often, she'd burn a ton of calories.

Knowing you are on ass wershing duty.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Usually only washes it once a week, but vlogmas is special, y'all. Only the best for her fans.

 

[DuckSucker]

"So Amberlynn, when are you going to start taking control of your health and finally put effort into dieting?"

Hahaha fuck it's so absurd. Its like a 27 year old, 600 lb adult, proudly holding up a "gosh I just cant adult today" t-shirt like its a fucking christmas sweater from grandma and mom told her to smile for the camera.

 

[Ellana]

Every time she says "Not today, Satan" I want to throw something at her fat face. One day I hope satan appears before her and tell her to stfu.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Every outfit she wears looks backwards from the unnatural stretching.

 

[Aldora]

Wow Ricky is in danger of blobbing out himself.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Amber is buying the too-small-for-her sizes, someone mention that shit goes up to 15X !

THREE items of note for me here;

1. During the "fashion spin" sequence, when Amber questions the "new movie" with the funny guy and Will Farrell on Becky's shirt, she touches Becky's gullet area as if she's patting a new fridge at an appliance store, or how you'd pat a wall while asking "is this where we are hanging that picture?".
Very cold, not-gentle, very...as if touching Becky is foreign and/or disgusting to Amber.
2. Becky is doubling in size per video. Legit. Scientific fucking fact.
3. I hope Amber really does go to the doctor. Unfortunately, she'll probably hear some very near-fatal information/news, and simply film a video crying over it then proceeding to die because, fuck a doctor.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Usually only washes it once a week, but vlogmas is special, y'all. Only the best for her fans.

Usually my ass.

We can see her hair getting greasier by the day.

She wants to tell us she has washed her hair without any of the 15 bottles she got from B&B?

 

[pecansandies]

Islamic content In this Video:

• becky speaks like how brain damage feels
• twinkie is filmed shitting and plans her escapes
• becky grew up in a trailer. shocking.
• AL says "I don't know how much time I have, currently" even though I'm taking it out of context....gorl, we been knew
• another fucking torrid haul. spoiler: everything is "literally so cute". whoever told AL that people want to see this shit, lied to her
• shirt that says "definitely not today" so now she can just wear that when questioned when she's going to get her shit together
• still trying to rock the size 4 dresses yasss gorl push that elastane to the fucking LIMIT
• a size 6 wont fit her because of the "material" read: unless it has stretch, it won't fit. read: torrid size 6 doesn't actually fit
• becky shows off her OOTD....still dresses like a 14yr old boy
• our gorl made a dr's appointment because she has "inscrutiating" pain in her right leg. I bet you it's NOT obesity-related, tho! Probably haydur comments are giving her gout
• becky's sister's house...uncharacteristically adorable! Wasn't expecting that
• Austin: kentucky trade. Sup daddy
• our gorl takes her meds with sprite zero
• searches for candles with a mint "flavor"...I sincerely hope she meant scent and isn't binging on decorative candles. but ya never know
• more torrid content on the way....nobody asked for it. nobody likes it. but that's what we're getting. her torrid hauls are the panettone of vlogmas