TORRID TRY ON HAUL!!!!!! 09/16/18 -

[byanyothername]

• Filmed in the dead of night again
• "I can't stop shopping for clothes. There's nothing wrong with that though!"
• Reveals a "size 5" top
• "My arms are highly revealed in this, but I didn't wear a cardigan today."
• Reveals ugly size 6 sweater that she calls "huge" but says it will be tight on her.
• Obsessed with lace and floral because she's such a dainty, feminine gorl
• Says a WHITE top is something she'd wear to a wedding lol
• She's had these clothes lying around for two weeks and just forgot to unpack them
• Ordered ten dresses from Torrid last night... . Important to be fashion forward when you're over 500 elbees
• Unpacks ANOTHER white shirt and again calls it "wedding attire" because it's white. "The sleeves are laces"
• "This material is not favored for people with big butts" to be fair she is correct because the shirt won't fit over her shelf butt. She's going to wear it with a really long cardigan though

Why doesn't she buy more pants, bras, and shoes instead of THOUSANDS of dollars worth of Torrid crap?

 

[JambledUpWords]

How can Amber see herself like this and not want to change? Also, she said that a 6X feels tight on her and she thinks there’s no problem with that.

 

[Guest69]

Looks like this is fanservice :horrifying:

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Never thought I'd say this sentence in my life but here we go

Her elbow fat seems more big than last time I saw it

 

[classtrash]

Run wasabi!

 

[Guest69]

tl;dw Amber puts on clothes she bought 2 weeks ago humiliating herself to bait views.

 

[UW 411]

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Run wasabi!

Even the cat's throwing subtle shade.
"See guys, she did eat me - I've finally managed to escape her digestive tract, send help!"

Seconding on the overflowing elbow fupa, she's visibly gaining really quickly; that's not an easy task at her size - she really must be gorge-een'

 

[Very Honest Content]

It really does look like the cat escaped a fat fold and is now desperate to never be lost in there again.

These are the most disgusting videos she makes to me, even worse than her attempts at food preparation.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Lawdy...

I suspect this is still another pre-fall video; she displays the same manic quality she did in her other pre-fall vids. If it isn't pre-fall, then her refusal to address her weigh-ins and diet is almost pathological at this stage.

It is remarkable how she stuffs herself into those tent-like items of clothing like a sausage into a casing and then exclaims "Yay! it fits" while shoving that massive butt in our faces.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So, she's too fat and/or too lazy to shoot her videos outdoors.

This is turning into the weirdest remake of What's Eating Gilbert Grape ever made.

 

[Guest69]

Lawdy...

I suspect this is still another pre-fall video; she displays the same manic quality she did in her other pre-fall vids. If it isn't pre-fall, then her refusal to address her weigh-ins and diet is almost pathological at this stage.

It is remarkable how she stuffs herself into those tent-like items of clothing like a sausage into a casing and then exclaims "Yay! it fits" while shoving that massive butt in our faces.

I think Eric appearing in his pajama he bought for his birthday is him communicating to us that this is an old video. And why would she mention that she shopped this two weeks ago? I think this was filmed on the same night the previous "torrid haul" was filmed.

 

[ADHD]

such lovely hair

srsly take some of that $10k/month and get your hair touched up gorl

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

 

[Twinkie]

Those pants look like they're about to explode into a shower of dust. Retire that shit

Ten dresses but no leggings. Fucking idiot.

e: Also this is definitely pre-fall. At the end when she was talking about how it's hard to do a try-on because she's so fat, she would've added "especially since my fall and everythning."
She didn't. This is old footage. She's even bigger than this currently

e2: Remember when she set that goal to be able to attend her brother's wedding in California? Maybe that's why she kept talking weddings. Gorl you're not gonna make it.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I don't understand how Torrid is "too expensive" for Ms. 10k Per Month. Though buying a bunch of clothes when you are clearly gaining weight at a breakneck speed and on your way to bed bound town is stupid, no matter how much they cost.

A size 5 that she feels is too loose and should have bought a 4.

Size 6 shirt that won't fit over her butt and she demonstrates this. Her solution is to wear this with a cardigan so you can't see how it fits. Why not return it though? She loves the sleeves but wearing a cardigan over it means you can't see those either.

That HUUGE size 6 that she was right about being too tight.

Her body reminds me of a dinosaur, especially when she's wearing one color. Those legs are just...

Another size 5 that is "too loose"

 

[JambledUpWords]

Here is a colorized portrait of the Binge Monster attacking Amber in 2018.

 

[byanyothername]

Spoiler: What these clothes look like on Torrid models + pricing

COST: $34.23 on sale

COST: $30.03 on sale

COST: $27.23 on sale

COST: $31 on sale

COST: $30.03 on sale

If she bought all those tops on sale, then her total was about $150.

If not purchased on sale, then her total was about $250

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

 

[parallelogram]

How...just...how does she get those pants on? Or do they never come off?
That slow twirl is mesmerizing.