Torrid Try on Haul | 560 ellbees - 08/15/19

Plague Dog
I've not thought to do this with other Torrid hauls, (although I've looked up a few items) but I've noticed that most items you get an option to choose which model you want to see wearing the clothes...size 1, 2 or 4 (as per screenshot)

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I think we can all agree, like fuck is Albert a 4 like above, a 5 or probably not even a 6 - but despite that I noticed EVERY item she bought in this haul did NOT have the option to show in higher sizes, only the default size 1...
If there was even one that did, I'd not find it quite so strange!
Coincidence, or - what are the odds she deliberately did this so nobody could compare the size 4 in the catalogue with herself? 🤔

Incidentally, the pink dress (she ordered in a size 4 I think) - jeez does Albert not see a problem when on a 5'9 model the dress hits ankle length and knee-length at front but on herself at 5'3 it barely comes much down past her shelf at the back and only just covers her fupa at the front?‽
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Well, I guess we will see sometime, seeing as she's 'saving it til she's lost weight' haha as if 🤣 - my theory is she CAN'T send them back because I'm sure that ain't coming off without ripping - I'm kind of in awe that she somehow actually got the thing on
Let's not forget that it has ruching that is 100% gone on the lower half of her chest.

Ambers shelf ass has always confused me. How the hell does something like that work/happen?
Latish, but I think it's because she's a pear body type underneath all of that excess. It explains how she still barely has boobs too.
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Soo basically, if she was about 500 elbees lighter, she'd have the much desired slim-thick figure, but we all know that's never gonna happen. Even if she did lose the weight, as has been mentioned many times before, her body's too stretched and warped to regain any semblance of an appealing figure.

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