she cant even attempt fat gorl angles anymore.
TORRID TRYON HAUL!!!!! (03/29/21) - A boring, brief Torrid Haul. No legs or anything like that.
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Friendly Futa
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''Requested''
''Size 6''
''Size 6''
King Koalemos
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if Buffalo Bill got one of her, Silence of the Lambs wouldn't have had a plot.
"Right now the buttons are steel intact"
Pog Mathoin
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I don't understand the pendulous mini-gunt thing happening at 6:32-6:34. It's like something is splitting away from her main gunt and replicating via cell division.
Lucille's Brands
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I thought it'd be interesting to see the actual photos she's basing her purchases on. I think it's a fair bet that she regards herself as comparable to these models, size wise, though the vast majority are wearing a 1X, five sizes smaller than she is -
Torrid maxes out at size 6X, dress size 30. It's not 'size 6', it's 6X. Size 6 is dress size 10 in the UK, which is a small woman. Size 6X is a Doctor Now candidate.
There's sites like ontheplusside.com that go up to an 8X, they are more expensive than Torrid, and are more mature style wise, which she'd hate, I'm sure.
I thought the Barbie haul was quite fitting. It's been proven that if Barbie was a real woman, she would be anorexic, and wouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
Amber has binge eating disorder, and shouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
At 570+ pounds, if she can't see how she looks, and is not suitably horrified, there really is no hope.
I am convinced she actually thinks she looks like the Torrid models. But much purtier..
Joan Jett Black Tank - $24.85
Barbie Black Mineral Wash Off Shoulder Top - $39.50
Barbie Light Pink Boyfriend Cardigan - $65.50
Barbie Black Floral Maxi Dress - $89.50
Barbie Lexie White Hearts Hi Lo Babydoll - $55.50
Super Soft Tie-Dye Black Trapeze Mini Dress on sale - $32.75
Total haul cost - $307.60
Barbie Black Mineral Wash Off Shoulder Top - $39.50
Barbie Light Pink Boyfriend Cardigan - $65.50
Barbie Black Floral Maxi Dress - $89.50
Barbie Lexie White Hearts Hi Lo Babydoll - $55.50
Super Soft Tie-Dye Black Trapeze Mini Dress on sale - $32.75
Total haul cost - $307.60
Torrid maxes out at size 6X, dress size 30. It's not 'size 6', it's 6X. Size 6 is dress size 10 in the UK, which is a small woman. Size 6X is a Doctor Now candidate.
There's sites like ontheplusside.com that go up to an 8X, they are more expensive than Torrid, and are more mature style wise, which she'd hate, I'm sure.
I thought the Barbie haul was quite fitting. It's been proven that if Barbie was a real woman, she would be anorexic, and wouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
Amber has binge eating disorder, and shouldn't be able to stand, due to her unnatural proportions.
At 570+ pounds, if she can't see how she looks, and is not suitably horrified, there really is no hope.
I am convinced she actually thinks she looks like the Torrid models. But much purtier..
ChubbyTubbyBabeee
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Good lord that leopard print blouse is sheer around her massive mountain body. Closest thing we'll see to a underwear reveal, take in how high she has to wear those leggings.
Think she was trying to say that the garment was still buttoned up.
I just noticed just like pitcher and bolth she pronounced still as steel.
lonelygorl15
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I think the shade she threw at beginning was at Gorilla Gold, who films all her stuff from the greasy neck up.
She really did pick up those ancient, war torn leggeeens from the disgusting emergency room floor and continued to wear them. I hope she had Becky scrape off the bloody shit chunks first.
Why won't she retire those fucking things and just get new ones.
She really did pick up those ancient, war torn leggeeens from the disgusting emergency room floor and continued to wear them. I hope she had Becky scrape off the bloody shit chunks first.
Why won't she retire those fucking things and just get new ones.
this ho got more ass in the front than the back lmao hank hill ass lmaoooo
ChubbyChaser
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When has she not been trying to hide her weight?? She's never open nor honest about her weight and body. None of us know what it really is. She looks bigger than ever. She doesn't know who Joan Jett is, give me a break gorl. How is she ordering size 6 shirts; yet dresses still in a "4"?? Seriously gorl, you think you're fooling us?? And she's liveeen for the generic pink sweater just cause it says Barbie on the back?? GORL!! None of those clothes fit. The maxi dress is stretched out over her stomach it's whiter and nearly see through over her stomach. Sadly this is her most entertaining video in a long time.
Trapeze dresses are A-line and would be flattering on most anyone. Big Al not so much. I am failing to see the subtle flair that begins at the hips....
Muu muu bound on the Fat Ass Express, or in Amber's case--moo moo.
Frau Totenkinder
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Yeah but it’s admirable that she can squeeze herself into a 4 and still think it fits...
bluebarrel
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Elastic fabric blends are a gift from the gods so that even hambeasts can be clothed, albeit poorly.
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literally low-key
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They are high in back but check out how low she wears them in the front!
simple slug
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Can't decide if she's a dromedary or a bactrian camel. Is this one hump or two?
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