Tracking Amber's Weight Loss Methods -

[Guardsman42]

We've done the medical speculation thread, but I'm fairly new to this lolcow. I only joined KF to follow more ChrisChan lolz.

I know she's done Weight watchers, but has any one ever kept track of her diet plans? I am seriously curious to see what she's all tried and failed.

All I've seen is..

*Weight Watchers
*Intuitive Eating

That and her calorie counting attempts have been mentioned, but I don't know what inspired them. I'd love to see a thread for those of us like me, who have no damn idea of her bullshit with dieting, to actually learn her past. Then pick it apart. I mean she claims to be a diet guru, right? She must have tried alot of legit diets and just fails?

 

[trigon]

From what ive seen its not what shes eating thats the problem, its how much shes eating.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

She tried appetite suppressants when she was younger-- I think Destiny's mom paid for them? If I'm not misremembering, she ate extra because she was scared that she wasn't hungry and was convinced she was going to starve.

She goes through the same cycle over and over--

1. Tries weight watchers, binges every time she has points left because she thinks she has to eat them all, panics and binges when she doesn't have points left because she feels like she's not allowed to eat any more.
2. Drops down to just 'calorie counting'. Laughs at people who say she should have more than 1600 a day, binges at the end of every day
3. Says calorie counting is dumb and too restrictive opts for 'intuitive eating'. Intuitively eats 5k calories a day. Gains weight and then makes a crying video about how fat she is now
4. Repeat steps 1-3 until death

 

[DubbleBubble]

From what ive seen its not what shes eating thats the problem, its how much shes eating.

It's both. Listen it's fine to go out to eat every now and then, get a pizza some time, a sandwich etc... The problem is she lives off fast food and lazy processed stuff that will kill you. Every single day. From what I've seen even when she pretends to be eating healthy for 5 minutes on camera she still eats way too much, and thoroughly soaks her food in sauces and spices.

Every diet plan no matter what it is fails because fundamentally her life goal seems to be eating the worst kind of food, as fast as possible, as often as possible. So she always tries to 'cheat' whatever weight loss system of the week so she doesnt have to change and.. the cycle continues. I don't think it needs a flow chart to follow.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

Also don't forget buying Fitbit and standing in place shuffling or walking on Walmart parking lot for few minutes and immediately rewarding herself 500calorie cookie

 

[Dutch Courage]

Let's see...

Just this year alone, I remember Weight Watchers, The One Meal a Day Plan, Intuitive Eating, the Drink More Water Diet, The 8000 Steps a Day Plan, the Cook at Home Every Day Diet, the Cook at Home Every Day Except Weekly Date Night diet, the No More Diet Soda diet, the Fasting Diet, the No Eating Late at Night Diet, the Eat Healthily at Restaurants Diet, the 2000 Calorie a Day Plan, the 1800 Calorie a Day Plan, the 2400 Calorie a Day Plan, the Walk a Hundred Steps and Rest a Couple Minutes Plan, the See a Doctor Plan, the See a Therapist Plan, the Get On a Better Sleep Schedule Plan, the Thirty Day Challenge, the Include More Vegetables Diet, and the Prove Haydurs Wrong diet

...but I am sure I am forgetting a few.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

The weight loss challenge with Becky where the winner gets a jar of cash. Becky was winning.

 

[W00K #17]

Let's see...

Just this year alone, I remember Weight Watchers, The One Meal a Day Plan, Intuitive Eating, the Drink More Water Diet, The 8000 Steps a Day Plan, the Cook at Home Every Day Diet, the Cook at Home Every Day Except Weekly Date Night diet, the No More Diet Soda diet, the Fasting Diet, the No Eating Late at Night Diet, the Eat Healthily at Restaurants Diet, the 2000 Calorie a Day Plan, the 1800 Calorie a Day Plan, the 2400 Calorie a Day Plan, the Walk a Hundred Steps and Rest a Couple Minutes Plan, the See a Doctor Plan, the See a Therapist Plan, the Get On a Better Sleep Schedule Plan, the Thirty Day Challenge, the Include More Vegetables Diet, and the Prove Haydurs Wrong diet

...but I am sure I am forgetting a few.

You forgot "#gracieschallenge". I forget what it even entailed, but she made a big deal about for like 3 days, then mysteriously never ever mentioned it again.

 

[littlemisswitch]

Let's see...

Just this year alone, I remember Weight Watchers, The One Meal a Day Plan, Intuitive Eating, the Drink More Water Diet, The 8000 Steps a Day Plan, the Cook at Home Every Day Diet, the Cook at Home Every Day Except Weekly Date Night diet, the No More Diet Soda diet, the Fasting Diet, the No Eating Late at Night Diet, the Eat Healthily at Restaurants Diet, the 2000 Calorie a Day Plan, the 1800 Calorie a Day Plan, the 2400 Calorie a Day Plan, the Walk a Hundred Steps and Rest a Couple Minutes Plan, the See a Doctor Plan, the See a Therapist Plan, the Get On a Better Sleep Schedule Plan, the Thirty Day Challenge, the Include More Vegetables Diet, and the Prove Haydurs Wrong diet

...but I am sure I am forgetting a few.

All those diets and she’s lost fuck all.

 

[Whale Lake]

The 600 calories per meal plan; she would eat three 600 calories meals (breakfast, lunch and dinner) and between these she would have a 'healthy snack' of protein bars or shakes.
She stopped eating the protein bars and shakes after filling every cabinet in the kitchen, and soon left that diet altogether, never mentioning it again.

 

[CindyChafe]

It’s so disingenuous when fatties say they’ve “tried every diet and none of them work”. Yeah, you tried the diet for a day or three... all of these things are about long term commitment, which hardly any of them can do.

 

[ADHD]

You forgot "#gracieschallenge". I forget what it even entailed, but she made a big deal about for like 3 days, then mysteriously never ever mentioned it again.

I think it was that she was supposed to record her weight for 30 days. She began it on May 9, and managed to make it 4 consecutive days, then started slacking off. On May 17 she announced she would be keeping her weight private, and she was a complete cunt about it.

Spoiler: keeping it private <3

 

[Guardsman42]

It sounds like Amber is literally going to try ever diet at least once...for a day.

So at some point, due to some one else's involvement, she actually lost Weight?

 

[Turd Blossom]

the Fasting Diet

Ah yes. The INTERMEDIATE fasting plan. Too bad she didn't try the "advanced" version.

Also who can forget the "all the roommates are going to hold each other accountable for our choices" plan which lasted under a week.
I'm sure that one went out in a blaze of glory the very first moment a well-meaning Eric or Rickie decided to question the Binge Monster while she was knuckle deep into a pint of Ben and Jerry's. Poor guys must have feared for their lives.

 

[m0rnutz]

I think it was that she was supposed to record her weight for 30 days. She began it on May 9, and managed to make it 4 consecutive days, then started slacking off. On May 17 she announced she would be keeping her weight private, and she was a complete cunt about it.

Spoiler: keeping it private <3

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One pound. One FUCKING pound.

Fucking fatass wont lose weight because she can't. She's lazy, inconsistent, lies, and doesnt understand a damn thing about calories.

 

[hall&oates]

Not entirely sure this counts, because god knows how many times Amber referred to it as a lifestyle change: she tried veganism twice.
The first time she lasted 6 whole days. Poor thing had a cheese-induced nightmare :/
Second time she started a 14 day vegan challenge, and lasted just one day. I think many people have been unintentionally vegan longer than this heifer.

 

[aerostar88]

Not entirely sure this counts, because god knows how many times Amber referred to it as a lifestyle change: she tried veganism twice.
The first time she lasted 6 whole days. Poor thing had a cheese-induced nightmare :/
Second time she started a 14 day vegan challenge, and lasted just one day. I think many people have been unintentionally vegan longer than this heifer.

Anyone who changes to a vegan diet to lose weight without focusing on the actual health benefits of veganism are AL-teir stupid. I've seen so many people go vegan, eat whatever dairy-free junk food because "hey it's vegan that's super healthy right?", gain 20 pounds, say veganism isn't healthy

Also let's not forget this recent 23 reasons shit. Imagine being closer to death than ever, but needing flowery reasons to motivate you to not die in the next year. It's incredibly sad.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Let's see...

Just this year alone, I remember Weight Watchers, The One Meal a Day Plan, Intuitive Eating, the Drink More Water Diet, The 8000 Steps a Day Plan, the Cook at Home Every Day Diet, the Cook at Home Every Day Except Weekly Date Night diet, the No More Diet Soda diet, the Fasting Diet, the No Eating Late at Night Diet, the Eat Healthily at Restaurants Diet, the 2000 Calorie a Day Plan, the 1800 Calorie a Day Plan, the 2400 Calorie a Day Plan, the Walk a Hundred Steps and Rest a Couple Minutes Plan, the See a Doctor Plan, the See a Therapist Plan, the Get On a Better Sleep Schedule Plan, the Thirty Day Challenge, the Include More Vegetables Diet, and the Prove Haydurs Wrong diet

...but I am sure I am forgetting a few.

To this, I would only add The 23 Reasons I Want To Keep Breathing challenge. Like she needed more than one. She seems to have abandoned that too.

 

[a dinosaur]

She started off the year on a clean diet of lean meat, whole grains, fruit smoothies and vegetables. Being nearly 500 pounds "scared" her. The diet lasted a whopping 9 days.

Then she binged and gained 6 pounds in a single day.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Anyone who changes to a vegan diet to lose weight without focusing on the actual health benefits of veganism are AL-teir stupid. I've seen so many people go vegan, eat whatever dairy-free junk food because "hey it's vegan that's super healthy right?", gain 20 pounds, say veganism isn't healthy

Also let's not forget this recent 23 reasons shit. Imagine being closer to death than ever, but needing flowery reasons to motivate you to not die in the next year. It's incredibly sad.

^Beat me to it! Take my like. lol