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Trader Joes

Discussion in 'Food' started by melty, Mar 3, 2017.

  1. For the longest time I thought it was some place in Canada. But I think I had it mixed up with another chain. So is it like a cafe where you can buy hipster groceries?

    I have never seen a Trader Joe's. Guess they don't like my area or we're all too boring to shop there. We did get a Starbucks at the mall. And despite that stuff being sewer swill it killed the local coffee shop that I really liked.
     
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  2. It's not really a cafe, but it's usually crawling with hipsters, whatever-the-fuck yuppies turn into when they get old and never marry, university students, and anyone else who doesn't really have a family to feed.
     
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  3. And the occasional family.
     
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  4. It's a small-ish grocery store that relies on in-house brands, catering towards the Whole Foods crowd. Like Aldi except they look homeless by choice rather than being homeless.
     
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  5. Except they charge normal grocery store prices and not massive ass rape prices like Whole Foods.
     
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  6. Yeah I should have been more clear about that, they generally have good to okay prices.
     
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  7. Has anyone tried their Mochi Rice Nuggets yet? Those are goddamn addicting. They're almost like Fritos in taste but in puffy crunchy nugget form.
    I go to both TJ's and the Food-4-Less next door so it's a very odd contrast between "organic yuppie food" and "Mexican Costco". Sometimes you need organic chicken dumplings and 100% juice, sometimes you need an industrial sized can of refried beans and a 24 pack of Jarritos.
     
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  8. If you're a Eurofag, Trader Joe's is owned by the Aldi Corporation. Actually, a lot of products sold at Trader Joe's are the same as sold at Aldi's which is where poor people shop.

    Their beer is pretty good. That is all.
     
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  9. I like to go see cameltoes in yoga pants there. Also blueberry goat cheese
     
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  10. There are a lot of them in the U.S., too.
     
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  11. Over at Aldi they have these things that are like cheese puffs but smores flavored instead of cheese. It's not quite good but you can eat a fuckton of them without many calories so it's good for the munchies.
     
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  12. I'll have to look for one sometime. Just to see what they have.
     
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  13. I like Trader Joe's, mainly for the fact that it is actually cheap to buy healthy, nutritious, and somewhat tasty food and I was able to get at least a week's worth of food for pretty cheap.

    It's like Whole Foods but cheaper and to an extent even better when you actually think about it.
     
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  14. You can't buy two buck chuck by the case in Whole Foods.
     
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  15. We have a location where Trader Joe's and Aldi are in the same building around the North/Clyborn cta stop.
     
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  16. Their frozen vegetable mixes are great for an easy side dish and their meat is of good quality without having to pay Whole Foods prices or having to lug home a side of beef from Costco.
     
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  17. Trader Joe's is like Whole Foods but at Wal-Mart prices. Fuck Whole Foods.
     
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  18. Trader Joe's is pretty good, though half the time I only go to get free samples and free coffee (idk if they have that everywhere or just at mine but it's p good).
     
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  19. Only Costco can surpass Trader Joe's at samples.
     
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  20. I observed an argument today in which a exceptional argued with his sister that he can only eat organic Trader Joe's food due to some test he took at the doctor recently.
     
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