Tranny/Troon wars: Who would win? -

[Queen Of The Harpies]

In lieu of the troons turning upon one another (ie pretty much everyone against Tommy Tooter), who do you think would come up as the Ulimate Troon?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Your mother.

 

[Slap47]

In lieu of the troons turning upon one another (ie pretty much everyone against Tommy Tooter), who do you think would come up as the Ulimate Troon?

Ol Chris Chandler was hoppin around

 

[nagant 1895]

Like in a fight?
Greta "the knife" Gustav if weapons are allowed
Jake "gamergrrl" Alley if it's just one-on-one till a tap out. He's pathetic, but the only thing he has to do is roll onto someone.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Ol Chris Chandler was hoppin around

Chris couldn't physically beat even these kids who are forced to transition below the ages of 6.

 

[MemeGray]

Rachel Mckinon because he's literally an athletic man

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Does Zoe Quinn and her pretending to be not a girl for asspats count? If so, her. She stabbed a guy in the face with a knife until he was dead.

 

[FaceOfTrueHorror]

Does Zoe Quinn and her pretending to be not a girl for asspats count? If so, her. She stabbed a guy in the face with a knife until he was dead.

Oh yeah I forgot all about that

Any way going for Beate Schmidt also known as Wolfgang Schmidt, a german serial killer with a 6 killcount. but will change my vote for a troon (not a crossdresser) with a higher kill count. Best to bet on those with the experience.

Beate Schmidt - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[remiem]

It's the ultimate troony of transsexuality. Bad hair, five heads, and dick bulges as far as the eye can see.

I imagine the rat king slowly collapsing in on itself until it become a bloated, sludge-y, mass that is the sum of all the worst parts of all members of it.

If I have to pick, it's probably Rhys, every-time I see their tread has new posts I cringe. They're such an awful person.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Katie Charm isn't completely out of shape and is former military. If he can stop masturbating to himself long enough, I think he stands a chance at being Troon Highlander.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Who was the guy who transitioned so he could be a female mma fighter? I'd bet on that guy.

 

[AmokSweptMeFromMyFeet]

Katie Charm isn't completely out of shape and is former military. If he can stop masturbating to himself long enough, I think he stands a chance at being Troon Highlander.

You're forgetting about their passive skills. I bet Chris or Tommy could defeat Katie just with their irradiating stink and existential horror.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Brianna Wu and Chris will win simply by not playing the game and letting the others destroy each other.

Chris will be too absent minded in his dimensional fantasies to even notice there's a war going on while Brianna will be insisting she's not actually trans but is a biological woman...and will win once the others are gone.

She'll be a queen upon an empire of ashes.

 

[Otterly]

Depends on the nature of the contest. Are we talking mano e mano (sorry, pun intended) fisticuffs? Weapons allowed? Athletic Olympic style? Battle royale? Suing each other? Wearing each other down by screeching? Locking them all in a room until there’s just one big fat one left like a crab bucket?

Or just backstabbing? I feel we need the rules of engagement clarified before I can make a decent league here.

 

[KweenKarlotta]

Who was the guy who transitioned so he could be a female mma fighter? I'd bet on that guy.

I'm late to the game on this but Foxx Fallon?