Money Trannyformer$ - Let me Clarify -

[Dangus Bang Boon]

@The American Hedgehog contribution should be in OP.

and kudos to @CatParty right below.

 

[CatParty]

good thing he has enough credit now so we won't have to donate anything

 

[Chuggernaut]

"One of my credit account limits was raised" is basically major corporations trolling him.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I don't understand at all what he's trying to say. His writing has been getting more and more disjointed over the years until we've been left with this bizarre Dadaist word salad

 

[ChrisFangs]

"prevaricatively" someone's using a thesaurus alright.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

> Chris calling people basement dwellers

 

[Rogue]

What? Is he playing Transformers with Barb and Bob's corpse?

This is going to end like Psycho, isn't it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[ChrisFangs]

How did he know I was living behind my mother's basement?

 

[Paul Rudd]

So he's trying to reboot the Chandler family in the form of 3 Transformers action figures?

 

[TheImportantFart]

There was an Arcee toy available back in the 80s, when the original Transformers was out/Chris was an appropriate age for playing with the toys. Also, despite the fact Barb's still coddling him, something tells me she's way past the point where she wants to do playtime with Chris. This is one of Chris's lamest justifications for his excesses to date.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Last time I checked, weren't there female characters in Transformers, more specifically Beast Wars? I don't know much of it either but I do recall that.

 

[Rogue]

" And mom impulsively spending more on the bills than minimum payment as usual"

SO IRRESPONSIBLE MOM.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

What in the fuck did any of that mean?

I'd say credit does not work that way, but Chris's finances are a completely different game.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

I live behind my mother's basement? Motherfucker, there's nothing back there but the ground!

 

[Dangus Bang Boon]

> Chris calling people basement dwellers

So true!!! Deserves a power up!!!

 

[XYZpdq]

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Holy shit they already blew the money and flapworm the oblong space in scissors 42!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris criticized his mom for impulsive spending. yet he's the one who spent $250 on Transformers two weeks ago.



His lack of self-awareness is amazing.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

yeah chris those transformers will help you pay your debt

 

[facepalm]

A credit limit increase gets used for transformers, meanwhile you beg for cash because you are having financial difficulties.

Stay classy Chris.