Transgender Day of Remembrance - It's November 20th because apparently some huge black dude in a dress got shanked on that day in 1998.

[Buster O'Keefe]

So Kiwis, how will you be celebrating remembering the thousands of brave and stunning troons you have literally murdered with your words?

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Dismembering a chicken and calling it a sirloin steak.

 

[A single cheeto]

Killing 2,019 more troons. Duh.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

I'm sorry I forgot what day it is.

 

[Mein Garten]

Shit posting on twitter to make that 41% a 50%

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Right now, I'm going to make coffee and breakfast tacos.

 

[Damn Near]

By remembering that they're all severely mentally ill at best, and predatory perverts at worst.

 

[Agent Nahman Jayden]

By remembering all the fucking fakes and trenders that make it harder for actual transgendered individuals to be taken seriously because I don't actually know any real trannies.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Well, I took part in the transubstantiation ritual of eating microwave popcorn. It has trans fats. By transmitting the popcorn to my mouth, i too can become a real live transgender....just for one day. This may seem a transgressive act to the more left leaning among us, but I feel this plan will transpire flawlessly.

I'm done with this little transcript now....

 

[Coldgrip]

Walk into a Gamestop, knock something over while shouting "IT'S MA'AM!" then walk off and say "Don't call anybody!".

 

[Give Her The D]

Going about my day.

I don't feel like making fun of any trans people for the moment (I know, unpopular thought) yet I don't feel like stressing myself out with constant yelling about trans people dying.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

By forgetting about them.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Deadnaming each and every transtrender I come across.

 

[Opiophile]

Well, I have to take a shit, so in honor of this day I will name it Jessica Yaniv and salute it as I flush.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

I’m not going to have sex with Divine’s grave, but someone probably will.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I think getting a stinkditch tattoo would be a GREAT way to celebrate. On my forehead, no less!

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I just had some tomato soup, so I guess that?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Talk about Yaniv’s paedophilia and racism and enjoy the troons screeching that he’s not really trans. Then killing spree I guess.

 

[Puck]

wait for it to trend on twitter then use it to find people to make fun of

 

[Calooby]

I will remember that "transitioning" is a ploy to chemically and physically castrate mentally ill people.